Friday, May 31, 2024

Living in the Banana Republic of Biden

 As forecast in my post of May 12, The Fix is In, Donald Trump was convicted on 34 counts in a New York court this afternoon. As banana republics are known as places where dictators put their political opponents in jail, we have finally made the grade.

Any doubt about this was answered by all of the Democrats celebrating because they want to be able to call Trump a "convicted felon". It's going to take more than that for a dementia patient to win in November.

Jill Biden obviously has the biggest balls in all the land. She coaches Dementia Joe in whatever comes out of his mouth. Biden and Democrats claim that Trump is a threat to democracy while they defile the judicial system to persecute and prosecute Trump.

The best news of the day came from the United States Supreme Court where the court ruled unanimously that the New York State Department of Financial Services had violated the First Amendment rights of the National Rifle Association.  The decision was written by the liberal justice Sonia Sotomayor.

How long before Trump's case makes it to the Supreme Court? Hopefully, someone in the New York court system is smart enough to hit the brakes on this skidding car wreck being driven by Fat Alvin Bragg. 

I think that the Biden Administration and their sycophants are grossly underestimating the public's hatred for government. Every day, more news comes out about the government's handling of the COVUD-19 pandemic. First and foremost, Rand Paul was right, and Dr. Anthony Fauci was lying to us. They lied to us about every aspect of COVID-19, from where it started to the fable of six feet of social distancing. Trying to keep my blood pressure below stroke level, I will wait until another day to talk about the reality of the vaccines.

Not only did all of the government experts lie during the pandemic, they are still lying. They are admitting to deleting documents from their computers after they had been requested in a FOIA request. If what they were doing was proper, why are they covering it up? 

The Biden Administration keeps telling us that the economy is great. Every time that I go to the grocery store, I feel like a reporter doing a "Man on the Street" as people bitch to me about the price of groceries. Has anyone mentioned this problem to Jill? She needs to get off "The View" and get her ass to a grocery store, gas station or restaurant. Maybe if Joe had to pay for his own ice cream?

Today, we were told that Biden has authorized the Ukraine to use weapons supplied by the United States to strike targets inside Russia. It is being claimed that there are all kinds of restrictions, but that is rarely what the truth actually is. We started in Vietnam with advisers before we ended up years later with more than 50,000 dead Americans. 

Democrats worry about Trump, but not about average Americans. I urge them to pick up a history book and see what brought Hitler to power. By the way, it was the same conditions that brought four term President Franklin Roosevelt to power, and he ignored the courts and Congress frequently as well.

Here's a point to ponder if your last name is Biden. About ten minutes after the Trump verdict was announced, the GOP donor website went down due to heavy traffic. I don't think Democrats thought this case all the way through.


 

Thursday, May 30, 2024

Trial Verdict?

 


The Law of Random Selections

Somewhere in junior high school we were discussing the process of making a random selection. One of the other geeks made a comment that has been with me since. He said, "Only God can make a random selection." That truth has traveled with me ever since then.

It came up the other day in a discussion about the trial of Donald Trump in New York. Someone was ranting about Donald Trump being tried before a jury of his peers. I pointed out what I thought was the obvious problem here. This is not a jury of his peers. Over 90% of Manhattan residents voted for Joe Biden in 2020. How many of the jurors are Republicans? How many of the jurors have been candidates for public office? How many of the candidates have appeared frequently on television? How many run their own business? How many have announced that they are running for President of the United States? How many are millionaires? So, is it really a jury of his peers?

Beyond that, who put together the list of prospective jurors? Since Democrats dominate New York state government, did anyone screen the list of prospective jurors to make sure that there were no Republicans on the list? Did they really just randomly select jurors?

Let's go beyond the juror to the judge in the case. Judge Merchan was selected in a random drawing to handle the case according to those in charge of the system. Incredibly enough, Judge Merchan was also chosen at random before this to handle the Trump Organization case. With this we are beginning to challenge the laws of probabilities. An Acting Judge who has not been elected by the voters has handled two of the most high-profile cases. Is it just a coincidence that they involve Donald Trump?

Acting Judge Merchan has donated to the Joe Biden campaign in the past. His donation was less than $25. I don't care if he only donated a penny, you don't preside over a case that involves someone to whom you have donated money. I am pretty sure that is covered in the rules for judges somewhere. "Caesar's wife must be above suspicion" should apply in this situation.

How about the coincidence of two lawyers being selected for the jury? Did the state feel the need to have a couple of Democratic lawyers on the jury to explain to the other jurors how guilty Trump actually is? I have had jury duty several times and never had a lawyer on the jury with me. I did an email poll of the few lawyers that I know and none of them have ever been on a jury. Is this another one of those "Only For Trump" things?

Acting Judge Merchan was also the judge for the special grand jury that indicted Trump. I guess that is just another coincidence.

Getting back to "The Coincidence King," Acting Judge Merchan has also been selected to hear the upcoming Steve Bannon case. WOW!! Three cases in New York that are related to Donald Trump, and all involve Acting Judge Merchan being "randomly selected" to hear all of them. I am pretty good with numbers, and I would rate this as almost statistically impossible. Somewhere in the New York judicial system, Lady Justice has her blindfold off and her thumbs on the scales. 

If Judge Merchan was actually the beneficiary of this many random selections, he wouldn't be on the bench today. The lucky bastard would be at a 7-11 buying Powerball and Mega Millions tickets on his way to the airport to catch a flight to Las Vegas. 

It's time to investigate the New York State judicial system!


Wednesday, May 29, 2024

Wild Witless Wednesday

The media is alive with the sounds of hatred for Richard Dreyfuss. According to the headlines, on Saturday, Dreyfuss appeared for a program before the showing of the movie, Jaws. He appeared at The Cabot in Beverly, Massachusetts. He was expected to speak about the making of the movie in which he starred. Instead, he reportedly delivered a rant filled with sexist and homophobic slurs. He also reportedly ridiculed transexuals. I am sorry that I missed it.

The amazing part of all of this is that NO one recorded any of this on their cell phones. Americans will whip out their phones to record a burrito being rolled at the Taco Bell, but they didn't record something that they claimed was offensive to everyone in the theater. Was there some kind of special magnetic force field in the theater that prevented recording? Did all of their phones lose their charge at the same time? Someone did record him coming on stage in a woman's dress and taking it off while some stripper tune played. And then they turned the phone off?  I guess that they thought that was the extent of the performance.

Reports indicate that the night before, he had appeared at The Music Hall in Portsmouth, New Hampshire and given a similar performance. I guess that all forms of communication were down in New England over the weekend. Don't theater managers talk to each other? 

According to some online rag called Fandom Wire, Dreyfuss spoke offensively about Barbara Streisand. He also criticized the Academy Awards on their standards for inclusivity. It sounds to me like he "hit for the cycle". Of course, the same site claims that "hundreds of attendees allegedly walked out". We will probably never get the truth. 

Full Disclosure Statement: I am probably the only living American over forty who never saw the movie, Jaws. However, I do like Richard Dreyfuss. He starred in The Goodbye Girl, which my beloved and I saw on our first date. He was also in American Graffiti. I haven't seen any others of the scores of movies he has made. But I am glad to see that he is doing so well with the personal appearances.

FYI: If you were at the Cabot for Saturday's performance, the Daily Mail wants to hear from you. You can get paid extra if you can show that Dreyfuss balled Stormy Daniels during the intermission.




Tuesday, May 28, 2024

Top Tuesday Topics

 I saw a headline that read, "White House Works to Lower Gas Prices Ahead of Holiday". Since it was already Memorial Day, I guess that the holiday in question would be the Fourth of July. let me see if I understand this. After three and a half years of rising gas prices, and with a Presidential election looming, the Biden Administration thinks that now is the time to lower gas prices. That's like a high school student waking up at 7:30 on Monday morning and deciding that it is time to do that term paper due at their 8:30 class. What could go wrong?

After screwing Americans for the last three and a half years, Joe Biden thinks that if gas goes down a nickel, Americans will forget the last three years. He's hoping that we are as senile as him.

Even if gas goes down a dime, you still have to go to the grocery store. What's he going to do, freeze the price of bread at five bucks a loaf? Do we have a strategic food reserve somewhere that they are going to tap? Do they have any $2 a dozen eggs in reserve? Based on grocery store prices, the oil reserve they need is vegetable oil. Prices on that have skyrocketed in recent years. That in turn drives up the price of everything that contains vegetable oil.

The White House has said that Biden will be making a statement on the Trump trial when a verdict is announced. Biden must have read my post "The Fix is In". What's he going to say if the jury acquits Trump? Let's be honest. There's no way for Biden to win on this case. If Trump is convicted, all of the Biden haters are going to vote against Biden. If Trump is acquitted, no one without a (D) after their name believes that it was a fair trial. 

It is really pretty easy to understand the Trump case. Fat Alvin Bragg is lazy, lunatic leftist. He puts a former President on trial based on the testimony of a serial liar. At the same time, he released without bond, illegal immigrants who attacked police officers in Times Square. Surely, there are some people in New York thinking, "Why did I vote for this schmuck?"

In Portland, Oregon they have voted out the liberal District Attorney, Mike Schmidt. It turns out that people are more concerned about the public safety than equity and inclusion. In 2020, Schmidt received three fourths of the vote. Not so much this year.

Biden's re-election chances seem to dwindle with every passing day. Joe and Jill are the only people in the country praying for a comeback for COVID. I will check with Barack on the Biden Administration's official policy. 

Of course, the media clowns will all turn out for Biden. Unwilling to question the integrity of networks like CNN and MSNBC, I will just point out that their manual of journalistic rules and standards starts with "Once upon a time...."

The television news reported that Joe and Jill visited Hallie Biden over the weekend. She is the widow of Beau Biden and lived with Hunter for three years after Beau's death. I am not an expert on the dynamics of family relationships but, that sounds a little odd to me. But that's just me. It's probably normal for a Biden. Joe claims that all of the royal families interbreed. That was what he was telling Camilla a couple of years ago when he blew the monster fart that she still talks about today. We all have to be good at something!

From the Spectator AM newsletter, this gem. "The Choice-  An industrialist I met on Fire Island accurately summarized the choice this presidential election: You either vote for Donald Trump or you vote for the Justice Department."



 

Monday, May 27, 2024

Inherit The Wind?

 In high school English class, we read Inherit the Wind. It was a novel based on the Scopes Monkey trial in Tennessee in 1925. The lawyers were Clarence Darrow and William Jennins Bryan. Scopes, a teacher, had been charged for teaching evolution. 

This case was almost as absurd as New York v. Donald Trump. New York is claiming that Trump violated the law by listing money paid to a lawyer as "legal expenses". They also claim that he did this in order to violate a federal law that they will not reveal. How does a defendant defend himself against an unknown law? Basically, the State of New York is charging Donald Trump with running against Joe Biden. It's always good to know that the political system in New York is hopelessly corrupt and needs an overhaul. 

Michael Cohen, who may or may not be the monkey involved in this trial, also stole more than $50,000 from Trump but the prosecution is not prosecuting him for that. However, Cohen has admitted to lying in almost every statement that he has ever made, but he swears this time it is all true. But, according to his oaths, everything that he ever said before is also true.

The other pillar of the state's case against Trump is "Stormy" Daniels who revealed everything she knows or ever hoped to know about Donald Trump. The good news is that Stormy and her husband have vowed to leave the country if Trump is acquitted. She can go to some other country and make porn flicks. It's not like she has to learn to moan in a foreign language.  Let's face it. She and her husband aren't illegal immigrants but deporting them is a start on decreasing the proliferation of deadbeats in this country. 

Fat Alvin Bragg should be reduced to a meter maid. He needs to get out and walk several miles a day. Judge Merchaun needs to go to a law school that has a campus and not just a Post Office box number. Merchaun is obviously owned by the Democratic Party. This guy is such a joke that they need to put him in traffic court until they can find a judge with a pulse to replace him.

What's the solution to all of this? Elect Trump and let him appoint a crew of special federal prosecutors to investigate the entire legal system in New York.

Americans are criticizing Russia for their legal system while we do the exact same thing. Democrats are using the judicial system to destroy their political opponents. From the trials of the January 6th protesters to their lawfare against Donald Trump and his supporters, Democrats are showing that they are actually the real Communists. They are complaining that Trump will take legal action against all of them if he is elected. WOW! So, they are afraid that Trump will do to them the same thing that they have done to him?

Vote the bastards out in November!!

Saturday, May 25, 2024

Who is the REAL President?

 It's a holiday weekend and Joe Biden is off and lying again. Today, Biden addressed the graduates at West Point and told them how he had almost gone to the Naval Academy.  Does anyone at West Point even care who almost went to the Naval Academy? Even if it was Biden? Everybody listening knew that it was bullshit because Biden ended the tale with his trademark quote, "true story."

Biden claimed that when he found out that Navy had Roger Staubach at quarterback and Joe Bellino at halfback, he realized that he wouldn't get to play there. The first problem with that story is that Bellino's time at Navy ended before Staubach's time started. Just another case of time traveling with dementia Joe. 

Biden's other problem is that he claimed while speaking at the Naval Academy in 2022, that he was "appointed" by Sen. Caleb Boggs in 1965 to the Naval Academy. Staubach's last football season was 1964. So, neither Staubach nor Bellino was playing at the Naval Academy in 1965. Beyond that, why would Boggs appoint someone who had already graduated from another university? How much education does even a buffoon like Joe Biden need?

All that I want to know today is, who is the real President of the United States at the present time? There is just no way that I am believing that Joe Biden is in charge. This guy can't remember his home address at the White House, and we have him holding the nuclear strike codes. You're shitting me, right? 

Biden can't find his way off of a stage or up a flight of stairs and you want us to believe that he is in charge. Whoever is claiming that Biden is in charge is a bigger liar than Biden is. 

The obvious suspect is Dr. Jill Biden. Everybody knows Dr. Jill, she's a teacher. I'm sorry, everybody but Whoopi Goldberg knows that Dr. Jill is a Doctor of Education. Whoopi claimed a few years ago that Dr, Jill should be the Surgeon General because "she's a hell of a doctor." Maybe Dr, Jill can work out a treatment plan for Whoopi's insanity/ stupidity. 

Is Dr. Jill this century's Edith Boling Wilson? After Woodrow Wilson's stroke, Edith would let only a select few see Woodrow. In an article written by Edith in 1939 and reprinted in the July 1976, Saturday Evening Post, Edith claimed that she would read the information to Woodrow, and he would make the needed decisions and she would pass them on to the staff. If you believe this, call me for the investment opportunity of your lifetime. Pay no attention to the lady behind the curtain. 

As Biden's staff has an abundance of former Obama staffers, I am more inclined to believe that Obama is the power behind the throne. The Obamas, Barack and Big Mike, remained in Washington after he left office to "allow their children to finish school." Well, the kids are out of school and the Obamas still maintain their DC home. Why? Obama is the first President to continue to live in D.C. after leaving office since Woodrow Wilson. Woodrow was too sick to be moved. What's Obama's reason? 

Someone pointed out several months ago in an article about Obama that despite there being hundreds of reporters in D.C, nobody was interested enough in Obama's activities to just post someone at his house to see who is coming and going. Wouldn't that be interesting? Maybe Lloyd Austin notified Obama when he was in the hospital and Big Mike didn't want to bother Joe in the Virgin Islands for the holidays.

Jill Biden is guilty of "Elder Abuse" for sending that demented old bastard out in the public every day. It's obvious that he has no idea of what is happening around him. From what nursing home have they been hiring Biden's Secret Service Protection detail? Is Dr. Jill really Dr. Death? It's times like this when I miss Jack Kevorkian. Wasn't he a Democrat?

During the Trump administration, the Democrats were always calling for the Republicans to invoke the 25th Amendment and remove Trump from office. Now that the libs have the Dementia King in office, they are strangely quiet about the 25th Amendment. Has the cat got your tongue, Hillary et al?

The real question that voters will have in November is "Who am I really electing when I vote for Biden?"



Friday, May 24, 2024

Thursday Night in the Bronx

 This blog is on the pace to set a new record for comments. In the last 19 years I have had 60 comments from readers. That's an average of about three comments a year. About half of those are from the same person, A. Nonymous. I already have three comments this year. Who knew three people were paying attention.

I watched part of the Trump rally from the South Bronx last night. Before you criticize anyone for attending one of Trump's gatherings, I suggest that you actually attend one. It's more like a revival than a political gathering. If you are a liberal, try to imagine Biden in that situation. Biden can't stand for 90 minutes much less speak coherently. 

Liberals are all afire about Justice Alito flying a "Pine Tree" flag at a vacation home. They claim that those flags were flown on January 6 at the Capitol. On January 6, they also flew hundreds of United States. How long before Democrats oppose people who fly those? That's assuming that you don't believe that's already the case.

How about those Palestinian flags that all of those college students were flying? Why do we allow those outside of a congressman's office?

Gov. Kathy Hochul gave us her "basket of deplorables" moment in a comment about the Trump rally by describing Trump's supporters as "clowns". Move over Hillary, there's another liberal broad with her foot in her mouth!! I watched a video of Chatty Kathy putting her foot into her mouth. I think that when you speak and no parts of your face move, it's time to swear off plastic surgery and Botox.

Is Chatty Kathy just setting the table for Hillary to run for Governor of New York? I think that Hillary as Governor of New York could be the end of the Democratic Party there. 

Newton Minnow passed away last year at the age of 97. In 1961, as the Chairman of the Federal Communications Commission, he described television as a "vast wasteland". WOW! There's a guy who could look at the present and see the future. The S.S. Minnow on Gilligan's Island was named either in his honor or as a cheap shot, you choose one. Who else could have predicted MSNBC in two words like "vast wasteland"?

Several of the leaders at the Trump rally found themselves on the Fox News Channel today. Why were all of these brothers there to support Trump and bash Biden? I guess that they lost the memo from Biden telling them that Trump is racist.

We are getting an influx of Chinese nationals at the southern border and Biden still refuses to do anything. What happens if 5,000 Russian males of military age start showing up at Eagle Pass every day? How about Iranians? At what point does he act?

Monday is Memorial Day. Where's Sleepy Joe going for a double dip of chocolate chip?










Thursday, May 23, 2024

A Penchant for Profanity?

 An acquaintance who reads this blog and I were talking the other day, and the subject of this blog came up. He remarked that he was surprised that this blog did not come with a warning label.  I pointed out that one post a few months ago was actually flagged by Blogger for content. I have read that post at least fifty times and I still can't find anything worth a warning. But that's just me.

He pointed out that I often interject profanity into an otherwise mundane post. I pointed out that he obviously remembered that detail. The object of writing is to get others to gain an awareness of the author's point of view. It is also to write something that they will remember. I explained that it had obviously worked. 

Do I think that this discussion is really worth writing about? Obviously, if you are reading this, it is worth the time. As Ricky Ricardo would have said, "Let me 'splain this."

I have spent my working life in the restaurant business and my retired life selling "stuff" at flea markets, car shows and antiques shows.  Actually, I did the selling thing for several years before retiring.

In the restaurant business or the food service industry, you pick, profanity is the language of communication in kitchens. Restaurant kitchens are usually a hot, stress filled environment. When you are working in a factory, your customers are hundreds of miles away. In restaurants, they are just a few feet way. You don't have to wait for feedback to show up on a survey. I guess that psychologically, it's more of an "immediate gratification situation". That means when people are unhappy or satisfied, you will soon know it. The waitstaff and the managers are just couriers for these messages.

To be successful in the kitchen, you need to be a good communicator. You have to be able to communicate the need for accuracy and speed in production.  I am widely considered to be one of the better communicators.

If this were a twelve-step program, this is where I would say, "I use profanity." I had an employee tell me that he had never heard anyone take Winnie the Pooh's name in vain before working for me. I had told a cook, "You don't have the brains that God gave Winnie the f###ing Pooh!" The subject of that shout came back years later after graduating from college and told me that he always remembered that insult. I guess that was one of those Kodak moments.

I hired the son of a friend for a bus boy job years ago. It was his first job. A couple of days after starting, he was mopping the floor at closing time. First, there is a correct way to mop a floor. If you do it wrong, the floor won't be clean, and it won't look good after it dries. If by now, the term "obsessive" has crossed your mind, I am okay with that. Anyway, I watched him mop for about a minute and told him, "You mop like a broad!" He just looked at me with a confused look on his face. First, I had to explain what a "broad" was to a sixteen-year-old. I may have added a few other profane observations about his mopping technique. Then I spent about ten minutes demonstrating the proper method for mopping a floor and observing him as he put it into practice. By the next day, most of the staff had heard the story. 

Americans think that can say about anything when they are the customer. If I had a dollar for every idiot who has told me "The customer is always right", I would be on the beach in Nassau studying topless European women. I have told many people at flea markets that "customer" means that there is some kind of financial relationship and that they haven't spent anything yet. I may have thrown in a few other words. That usually gets them to the next space pretty quickly. 

At a church that I attended many years ago, we had a new pastor. In a meeting in his office, he asked "Is there anything that I need to know about you to help me in communicating with you?"  I told him about my penchant for profanity. He simply said, "We all have to be good at something." 

General George Patton was once asked about his use of profanity. He said that he wanted to make sure that he had the attention of those he led, and he wanted them to remember what he said. 

Of course, it's not for everyone. One day, a customer was complaining to me about something, and he started using what I considered some kind of Girl Scout leader profanity, and I just told him, "If you want to get into a cussing competition with me, you are going to lose!" He calmed down.

The moral of the story is that I write this more for my benefit than yours. However, if you are a reader, I appreciate you taking the time to read this swill.





Wednesday, May 22, 2024

Some wit, a little wisdom

 If you think that I can be insulting and sarcastic, here's the first line from an article in The American Spectator about Sports Illustrated and their decline. "Sports Illustrated unleashed the latest salvo in its crusade against masturbation this week by placing Gayle King in a bathing suit on its cover." This was authored by Daniel Flynn of The American Spectator. Thanks, Dan.

Speaking of women from the cover of Sports Illustrated, James Comey was on MSNBC today. Comey is the guy who revitalized Martha Stewart's career by charging her with insider trading and sending her to prison. Martha is more popular than ever today. In fact, she appeared on a Sports Illustrated cover last year. Just a footnote, but she actually lost money with the insider information. I don't think that just fining her would have supercharged her career. I wonder if she sent Comey a "Thank You" note.

James Comey is a walking case for shutting down the Department of Justice. Of course, Chris Wray may even be worse than Comey. Wray causes me to redefine arrogant. When the revolution comes, they will get Wray first.

California is experiencing layoffs in the fast-food business after raising the minimum wage to $20 per hour. This is what happens when people who have never operated a real business make laws. If you raise the cost of producing goods, the sales price of those goods will also go up. Write it down!!

How about that news that the Department of Justice authorized the use of deadly force in their raid on Mar-A-Lago? The people guarding Trump are from the Secret Service, another branch of the government. How was that going to work out? Then the leadership at the DOJ told the agents in the raid to not wear anything that would identify them as law enforcement like insignia or vests. It's time to shut down the DOJ and burn their buildings to the ground. Barney Miller and crew would do a better job. One Adam Twelve, "President missing at White House!" Somebody get Joe Friday on the phone.

I have served on a jury about seven or eight times in my life. I have never seen anything like what is happening in Judge Merchaun's courtroom. We may have to redefine egomaniac just to cover him. On what planet do they give the jury a week off for Memorial Day? Put him in the same cattle car with Wray and Comey going to the reeducation camp. 

The White House issued a list of corrections for Biden's speech on Sunday in Detroit. Wouldn't it be easier just to elect someone who is not demented? Why did it take so long to get the corrections out to the public? I can't believe that they don't have a team traveling with him just to clean up the mess. Biden has inspired lots of Americans with this weekend's speeches. A local gay bar has booked a group of male strippers called "The Erectionists".  And at Morehouse they were reportedly holding the token white teacher as a hostage. And in Delaware they have declared a state of emergency for a shortage of chocolate chip ice cream.

Online, some troublemaker posted a picture of Doug Emhoff and Dr. Jill Biden kissing each other on the lips at the State of the Union speech. They asked for comments. I responded, " You know they are Democrats when the "Second Gentleman" kisses the "First Lady" and slips her the tongue." The good news for Dems is that it was Doug Emhoff and not Dr. Fauci.

I want to be there when the ICC tries to arrest Bebe Netanyahu. Is there anything more worthless than "world government?" It's time to put the United Nations out on their asses. Turn the UN building into migrant housing. That's pretty much what it is today, anyway. Get the UN out of the US!!!

Fani Willis and Joe Biden both won primary elections today. Only one of them knows they won.





Tuesday, May 21, 2024

"Erectionists" and other fantasies?

 In a speech on Sunday in Detroit, Jughead Joe Biden claimed that "erectionists" stormed the Capitol on January 6.  Joe, I am sorry, but I am pretty sure that the word you were looking for was "insurrectionists". Don't they let him read the speech before putting him in front of the teleprompter?

Are "erectionists" all old guys packing Viagra? Do you need a permit for that? How big a dose can you carry? 

 Biden was in rare form in Detroit at that NAACP gathering. He climbed into his time machine and told the crowd, “When I was vice president, things were kind of bad during the pandemic and what happened was, Barack said to me, ‘Go to Detroit! Help fix it.’” It's a shame that the pandemic happened three years after the Obama-Biden disaster ended. Of course, Detroit still needs fixing.

How long can they keep denying that Biden has mental health issues? We can pass off the "erectionists" as just a flubbed word, but the claim about Obama sending him to Detroit during the pandemic is a red flag the size of those American flags the "erectionists" were waving on January 6.

Old Yeller delivered the world's worst commencement speech at Morehouse on Sunday morning by telling all of the graduates how racist the nation is where they are living. He kept asking "What is democracy?"  Just for the record Joe, democracy is the process that elected some demented, lifelong political hack to the Presidency in 2020.

As Dementia Joe talked shit about America at Morehouse, the liberal news media went into hibernation mode. These schmucks were still beating up Harrison Butker for suggesting that motherhood is an honorable profession. 

An NFL kicker gets more press for claiming that motherhood is an essential job than Jughead Joe Biden gets for telling black graduates that they don't have a chance in our democracy. It isn't hard to see the priorities of those who report "the news" for us.

During the Trump administration, we kept hearing calls from liberals to invoke the 25th Amendment and remove Trump from office. They didn't like what Trump was doing so they said that he was mentally ill. Biden is actually mentally ill but they like what he is doing, so he can stay. Now, we are facing an actual situation for which the 25th Amendment was created, and everyone is strangely quiet. Not only does the left not admit that Biden has mental problems, but they also want to elect him to another term. Who is crazier? Is it Biden or those who are making him act lifelike? 

All of this compels the real question. Who is the person actually running the government? Hint: It's not Joe Biden.




Monday, May 20, 2024

Lyin' Biden Lands in Atlanta

 Lyin' Joe Biden showed up in Atlanta this weekend to speak to the graduating class at Morehouse College. I can only assume that there were no rappers, wrestlers or other racists available to speak yesterday.

In his speech, Biden claimed that the NAACP was the first organization that he ever joined. This from a guy who once listed among Barack Obama's qualities, that he was "clean". Yeah, nothing says loving like describing a partially black man as "clean". 

If Biden expects us to believe that the first group he ever joined was the NAACP, we are going to need to see some evidence. Surely, the NAACP has a record of this. Possibly, Biden could enlarge on this claim and tell us when and where this happened. Somewhere there is a record of this transaction. Feel free to release this data.

Did this happen before Biden was "the first person in my family to go to university"? That had to be a very long time ago as Biden also talks about his grandfather being a college football player.

Did Biden ever join a church? He attended so many. There was the Catholic church, the black church and the Jewish synagogue. I am not sure about the church involved in that Puerto Rican community where he grew up. Was he ever a member of any of those? 

He attended school and college. Did he join any groups there? Even I joined the Leo Club in high school. I just don't believe that a guy who wants people to like him as badly as Joe does, never joined a club before he joined the NAACP. So, when did he join the NAACP? Surely, if it was the first group that he ever joined, he would remember when. Does the NAACP have records that they would share?

Joe is probably a member of the BSA. No, that's not the Boy Scouts of America, it's the Bull Shitters of America. I can picture Joe as a charter member. He probably set the standards by which all others are measured.

If Joe goes to a truck manufacturing plant, he used to drive an 18-wheeler. If he is talking to blacks, he was a member of the NAACP. If he is talking to athletes, he was a star football player. If he's talking to lawyers, he was first in his class. If the crowd is college students, he has three degrees. At the Naval Academy, he had been given an appointment, but didn't go because Roger Staubach already had the quarterback position tied up. At the Air Force Academy, he tripped and fell across the stage. I was stunned that he didn't get up from there with a tall tale about having flown with the Wright Brothers, Orville and Frank Lloyd. He's got a tale for every stop.

Joe is a man who has lived a thousand lives. Almost all of them were in his mind. Joe Biden is our first "Walter Mitty" President. While most Walter Mitty types would be thrilled to be the President of the United States, Biden's fantasies are about things a lot more menial than what he has actually accomplished. Does he even know that he is President? 

Do I believe that the first group Biden ever joined was the NAACP? I am not even considering believing that the NAACP was the first group that he joined. How about some evidence from the NAACP?

Walter Mitty, American President? Somewhere, James Thurber is rolling over in his grave. 



Saturday, May 18, 2024

Debating for Dummies

 Joe Biden has challenged Donald Trump to a couple of debates. He wants the first one on CNN, no live audience, microphones that will be cut off when your time expires, and CNN furnishes the "moderators." Trump quickly agreed.

I think that Trump agreed too quickly. If Biden suggested debates, he needs those debates to get some attention. Trump needs to ask for a urine test to be done right before the debate to check for drugs. The White House is obviously pumping Joe full of something before his major public appearances. Trump just needs to announce just before the debate starts that both need to take a drug test. If Biden refuses, Trump should get up and leave. 

Let's face it! If you ask an employee to take a drug test and they refuse, they are on the way out. The story will not be that Trump asked Biden to take a drug test, but that Biden refused to take a drug test. Everyone in America who does not work for ABC, CBS, NBC, MSNBC or CNN will understand. 

Biden made a 14 second video to challenge Trump to a debate. There were five (5) edits in a 14 second video. If you can't deliver a 14 second message without a second, third or fourth take, you are doomed in a live debate. I have done a bunch of interviews on television live. It's not hard if you aren't senile.

In the Watergate debacle, we all heard Nixon's private conversations. But to hear an audiotape of an interview, where they have already released a transcript, Democrats claim that it would violate some form of executive privilege. We don't need the Supreme Court to decide this one. The Democrats got this issue decided fifty years ago. Release the audiotape and let Americans decide what it says. I am pretty sure that my idea of "inaudible" is different from the White House's idea of "inaudible."

Frankly, if I were in Biden's shoes, I would wait until after the convention for a debate. If it goes poorly for Biden in June, there might be another candidate for the Democrats in the fall.

I realize that it is damn near impossible for Trump, but he should focus on restraining himself as he has done in his appearances before and after court sessions in New York. He should just focus on the Biden Administration's involvement in the casas against him. I don't care what the question is, corner Joe on the DOJ and their failure to actually provide justice. If Biden has not released the audiotapes by then, mention that, no matter the question. Ask Joe why he didn't want an audience. Ask Joe why he picked the networks that he did. Ask him why he didn't want an impartial moderator. Put the pressure on Joe and the "moderators".

Looking forward to the debate.



Thursday, May 16, 2024

Help Donnie's Kids!!

Like most Americans my age, I remember watching the Labor Day weekend MDA Telethons with Jerry Lewis. Lewis did this for years to help raise money to fight muscular dystrophy. Neither Jerry nor the telethon is with us any longer. 

Today we are fighting another disorder that needs our national attention. I am trying to put together a telethon to help "Donnie's Kids". Yes, I am talking about all of those loony leftists suffering from the dreaded Trump Derangement Syndrome. These are Donnie's Kids.

You can easily spot those afflicted with the disease. Like the leper colonies of old, there's a colony of them on Facebook, there is an enormous colony of them on "X", nee Twitter. They tend to gather on social media as they have no actual social lives of their own. Who wants to be around someone who has dedicated their existence to ridiculing "Orange Man"? These are the same folks who attack you if you criticize Biden for being the first President with an active case of dementia. Biden can't find his way off a stage and can't climb a set of stairs, but "Orange Man" is evil. You got to love that thought process.

When I am in the mood to piss off some strangers, I like to engage one of Donnie's Kids and attempt a conversation. It hasn't worked yet. Like "Ol' Yeller" delivering the State of the Union speech, it's pretty much a one-sided exchange.

It's actually more fun to do this in person. If you engage online, you don't get to see them get all worked up and storm away. A few months ago, I was talking to a guy at one of my Outreach Ministry events and he started by telling me how he hated "Orange Man". I explained to him that my vision is actually color deficient and I was going to need an actual name, not "Orange Man." It went downhill from there. He then tried to tell me what a failure that Trump's term had been. I asked, "What is it that you hated about Trump's term? Was it the lack of involvement in another war? Was it the low inflation rate? Was it the gas under $2 a gallon? Was it the decreased rate of illegal immigration? Was it the lower taxes allowing you to keep more of what you earned?" He responded, "He's a liar!"

Not wanting to waste this opportunity to piss someone off, I said, "Yeah. I am sure that Trump has told a lie or two, but let's look at your guy. Did he really go to Mass at the Catholic Church and then to the black church in Delaware? How often did he attend the synagogue? Does anyone other than Joe know Corn Pop?  Did he really graduate at the top of his class in law school? Did he really get an appointment to the Naval Academy after he graduated from college? Did he graduate with three degrees? Was he really a truck driver? Did black kids really rub his hairy legs? Was he arrested for visiting Mandela?" About halfway through my rant, he headed to his car. Not a problem for me, I just raised the volume and kept asking questions as he drove away. Gilbert 1, Donnie's Kid 0.  It's a shame that was a few months ago and not now. I could have asked him what kind of sauce the New Guinea natives served with Uncle Bosey.

Many years ago, in junior high school, a teacher told us, "When the chips are down, nothing beats a fact. When you are listening to someone trying to make a case for something, ignore the volume and the emotion. Focus on the facts". The real issue with those poor bastards suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome is that their argument is all emotion and volume. They have no facts. They aren't putting out any data. It's all emotion and that emotion is hate. 

Biden and Dems are working with the "Big Lie" idea that Hitler and Mussolini used. If you tell it long enough, people will believe it. Biden keeps claiming that the inflation rate was at 9% when he took office. It was actually 1.4%. Why aren't the reporters who interview him asking him about this? 

College kids are demonstrating and calling for the removal of Jews. They want Israel destroyed and given to the Palestinians. Where have we heard that before? This should set off alarms everywhere, but the liberals are oblivious to their own prejudices. Liberals call Trump and Republicans "Nazis". But it is the liberals who are acting like Nazis. They are supporting Hamas. Hamas is the terrorist group that attacked Israel on October 7. Are these people really that stupid or is it that they are that extreme?

Four years ago, all of the liberals were chanting "Black Lives Matter." That left us cleaning up this whole DEI mess. Today they are chanting about removing Jews from colleges and destroying Israel. We need to get serious about the problem with liberals and Donnie's Kids. Otherwise, what will be their next cause?


Wednesday, May 15, 2024

Mid-Week Moans and Groans

 In the early 1960's, we lived on MacDill AFB in Tampa. At the time, I frequently heard the expression, "That gripes my ass." As I rarely heard it in the following years, I just assumed it was some kind of military slang. In the sixty or so years since then, I have heard that expression three or four times. I really never understood the proper use of the expression until Joe Biden became President. Now I find myself using it more regularly. 

A few days ago, I used that phrase during a telephone conversation with a friend. He said, "Wow! You have added something to your profanity collection." I told him, "I learned that living on base in the 1960's. I have been saving it. I never had a use for it until Biden was elected." We both laughed.

So, do you know what gripes my ass today? The Clown Princess of the United States, Kamala Harris. Or if we are to believe Drew Barrymore, who tried to sit on Kamala's lap during an interview, "Mamala." We need Kamala as our nation's Mamala, like a fat guy needs Girl Scout Thin Mint cookies to lose weight. After that line, you should cackle like Kamala. Keep Kamala Kackling, the new KKK.

How about that guitar player and singer, Secretary of State Antony Blinken? He was in Kiev yesterday serenading the locals in a nightclub. Don't quit your day job, Tony. On one hand the schmucks in Washington keep telling us that the Ukraine is about to collapse, but on the other hand things are good enough for Blinken to sing a few songs in a bar. Nothing will keep the Russians out of the Ukraine quicker then Blinken on a guitar. That may violate the laws of war.

Someone on Fox said that Blinken was channeling his inner Huckabee. We aren't paying Huckabee to be the Secretary of State.

Maybe the Bidens, Joe and Hunter, could team up with Blinken and form a singing trio. They could call themselves Winken, Blinken and Nod. Obviously, the senior Biden would be Nod.

In New York, Fat Alvin Bragg has finished the presentation of his case without telling anyone what the law that he claims Trump broke actually was. Maybe his partner in crime, Judge Merchan, is going to explain it to the jury. If we had a real Department of Justice, they would be investigating the New York legal system instead of helping them.

Stormy Daniels' husband said that if Trump is acquitted, they will probably leave the country. WOW! We may need to shut down all of the porn sites on the Internet in mourning.

Phony Special Counsel Jack Shit is upset that Judge Cannon is not at all concerned with his schedule. She seems to want to clear up some of the little things before the trial. Things like how Jack Shit had Trump's security clearance retroactively revoked. Maybe she wants to know why the FBI staged photos of documents to which they attached phony Top Secret cover sheets. Trump didn't spread documents all over the floor, the FBI did.  Then there is the pallet of documents that the GSA shipped to Mar-A-Lago when Trump left the White House. If he wasn't supposed to have them, why did the GSA ship them to him?  

And that's what "gripes my ass" this week.




Sunday, May 12, 2024

The Fix is In

 At some point in the next couple of weeks, Donald Trump will be convicted by a jury in New York for violating a law that he and his lawyers have not been told of as yet. Yes, the corrupt Fat Alvin Bragg and his accomplice, the alleged Judge Merchan, have yet to mention the crime. Why haven't they mentioned the crime?

In the last several months, the New York State judicial system has managed to violate almost all basic principles of law in the United States in their pursuit of Donald Trump. 

How does an attorney defend his client without knowing the charge? Even to the slow among you, this cannot give the appearance of fairness. But the State of New York isn't interested in fairness, they just want to be able to claim that Trump is a convicted felon. This is such a kangaroo court that Putin has representatives in the courtroom studying the process. 

Why did the alleged judge let Stormy Daniels go on with all of her claims about Trump? Did whether or not he wore a condom actually have anything to do with the charge that they haven't revealed yet?  Are future Presidents required to wear a condom when balling a porn star? How does this affect an alleged, yet undisclosed financial felony? This isn't a trial; this is a public bashing of a man running for President.

The fix is in. The State of New York prepared the list of jurors. They held the trial in Manhattan and refused a request for change of venue. A change of venue was just a few miles away. They wanted it in Manhattan because over 90% of Manhattan voters voted against Trump. If you believe that they made those jury lists out of random choices, call me immediately for the investment opportunity of your lifetime. They just didn't invent a crime, pick the trial location and then just pick jurors at random. There actually is a criminal conspiracy going on in Manhattan, but it is the alleged "legal system" doing the conspiring. 

The fix is in. They imposed a gag order on Trump but allowed every witness for the State to talk freely. Other than banana republics, where do they do this? Finally, on Friday the alleged judge told the DA to tell their star witness to stop talking about the case. He didn't even issue an order. He just told prosecutors to tell Cohen that this was from the bench.

The fix is in. The media morons are all agog at the thought of Trump in prison. Do they know what crime Trump is accused of committing? Twenty years ago, Donald Trump was the darling of the media. Then he ran for President as a Republican, and they quickly disowned him. 

The fix is in. If you don't believe me, dig into the news. Jack Shit, the alleged special counsel, has filed documents in Florida admitting that in the classified documents case, the government has "mishandled" the evidence. When you or I do that, they call it "tampering". The photos of documents from the FBI raid on Mar-A-Lago were staged. The documents were not laying on the floor. The FBI took them out of order, put them on the floor and attached the "Top Secret" cover sheets to then before taking the pictures. This is the only certain crime that was committed at Mar-A-Lago. The FBI either took cover sheets with them, had someone bring them or printed them on site. This shows a willful disregard for the law and the case should be dismissed.  The FBI agents involved should be charged for tampering with evidence. It would be a crime if Trump did it, it's a crime when the FBI does it.

What kind of Bizarro World are we living in? New York won't tell Trump what crime with which he is charged? They pick a jury of people who have already voted against him. The FBI is fabricating evidence in Florida. There is obviously a conspiracy against Trump. 

When the revolution comes, we know who to hang first.



Saturday, May 11, 2024

Saturday Morning Confusion ver.5.11

 Everyone who wants an electric vehicle already owns one.

The schmucks who hang out at the Pentagon report that they are working on an electric tactical vehicle for the Army. They hope to have that in production in a few years. Just when you thought Biden was the dumbest SOB on the planet, the Pentagon wakes up and stakes a claim to the title. You can't find a charger in Virginia, but they are hopeful that the foreign country where you go to fight has compatible chargers. That's a special kind of stupid. 

If Judge Merchan is taking money from the Democratic Party, he needs to be jailed. If he's not taking money for his decisions, he needs to be committed. Engoron and Merchan are like Dumb and Dumber. No wonder New York is so screwed up. The last case they got right was Kris Kringle and the Miracle on 34th Street. And they had to get help from the Post Office on that one.

Joe Biden has long claimed that his expertise is in the area of foreign policy. There is more evidence of my expertise in citing Bible verses than there is of Joe Biden being right on foreign policy. He's not only wrong, but he's also always wrong. He made a speech at a Holocaust ceremony the other day describing Hamas as the biggest threat to Israel. In the days before making this speech, he paused shipments of arms to Israel. There are only two possibilities. He is either a liar or he has dementia. Actually, there is a third choice. He is a habitual liar with dementia.  Pick one or two.

Two years ago, Congress voted $7.5 billion to build a nationwide network of EV charging stations numbering 500,000. As of last week, they have built seven (7). WOW!! Only 499,993 to go. They claim that they will build them all by 2030. I am looking for a Las Vegas bookie who is taking bets on this.

There have been some great couples on television working together. Fred and Ethel, Lucy and Ricky, Fred and Wilma, Ward and June are all great examples. Fast forward to today and we have crap like Morning Joe and Mika. I would rather set my crotch on fire than watch those two morons read the news. If MSNBC ever gets a few sober viewers, maybe someone will start complaining. Moaning Joe used to be a Republican. I guess that network news readers, they aren't really reporters, are like overzealous recovering alcoholics. They have to renounce everything they used to like. Don't worry, Joe. I am starting a twelve-step program for assholes who are recovering MSNBC hosts and are trying to kick the habit. I will send you some info. 

That last sentence caused me to think of Karine Jean-Pierre, the chick with the Jiffy Pop hair. Someone needs to place a page in her binder that reads, "I just don't know anything about shit like that. (Pause)"

Biden flubbed an interview on CNN the other day. That's like the teacher giving you the answers to the test and then you write them in the wrong order. When you have that "deer in the headlights" look and you are being interviewed on CNN, it's time to resign.

Stormy Daniels claimed that it was not about the money. That's bullshit! It's always about the money!! She's done everything but sell souvenir key fobs that say, "I got balled by the Orange Man." Maybe she can get her name on a line of Creamsicles. 

The only good thing about Stormy is that she looked too good to have slept with Jimmy Swaggart. 

Biden claims that we have money and just don't want to spend it. I called the bank today and arranged financing for a tank of gas for the truck. Hopefully the price won't go up before tomorrow!



Friday, May 10, 2024

Friday morning Fever

 I keep seeing ads for people running for the US Senate and the US House about abortion. Obviously, these schmucks didn't get the memo from the United States Supreme Court that the issue of abortion was a thing for the individual states to control. Leftists keep promising to "codify" Roe v Wade but there is only one way to do that. You would need a constitutional amendment to change that. Neither side has the votes for that. You need 38 states to support the amendment. There aren't 38 states willing to vote for or against abortions. It's time to pack it in and move on.

Biden has paused the sale of precision munitions to Israel because they won't agree to stay out of Rafah. The Congress impeached Donald Trump for threatening to stop aid to the Ukraine unless they did something that he wanted. How long before the Congress impeaches Biden? Sorry, I forgot that he's a Democrat. Just for shits and grins, let's impeach him after he leaves office. What's good for the goose.......

If Biden won't let Israel can't use "precision" weapons in Rafah, what will happen when they just use whatever they have?  More people will die than Biden wants to lose. Biden's decision sounds a little counterproductive, doesn't it? 

Is there anything that Biden won't do to win in Michigan? For the historians among you, Neville Chamberlain is no longer the champion of appeasement. Is "peace at hand" in the Democratic Party?

The hot new word in discussing the Israeli war effort in American government is "proportional". Biden says that too many people are dying in Israeli's war against Hamas. We lost about 3,000 Americans in the 9/11 attacks in a single day. How many did we kill in Iraq and Afghanistan after that? We spent twenty years is Afghanistan. That's a lot of time to use for a "proportional" response.

At the end of Desert Storm, on February 26, 1991, as the Iraqi army was retreating from Kuwait to Iraq, the US Air Force bombed the front and back of a ten-mile-long convoy of vehicles. After disabling the vehicles at the front and the back of the convoy, the Air Force spent the next ten hours working over the vehicles trapped on the highway and destroyed approximately 3,000 trapped vehicles. How many people were killed there? Was this reaction proportional? If so, proportional to what?











Is it my imagination or is Israel the only country being asked to be proportional in their actions? Maybe when they finish in Rafah, they can take out Dearborn?

It seems a little strange that Democrats who disagree with Biden are being indicted by the Biden Department of Justice. Biden has turned Federal law enforcement into his private police force. This looks more like Joe Stalin than "Scranton Joe". The loudest Democrat complaining about illegal immigration, Henry Cuellar was indicted just out of the blue the other day for illegally taking money from Azerbaijan. That's a country that most Americans cannot find on a map, much less spell or pronounce.

Just for the record, they used to refer to Stalin as Uncle Joe. So, Stalin and Biden share nicknames as well as attitudes towards their political opponents.

If you haven't seen Biden's interview on CNN from the other day, go watch it. After lying about the inflation rate when he took office, he went on to claim that people have money, they just won't spend it. On a FEEBLE scale of one to ten, Joe appeared to be about a twenty. If they let him do another interview, the campaign will be over. I can only assume that they failed to drug him for this interview.

I guess that it is just a coincidence that the city that gave P.T. Barnum his start, is now hosting the biggest legal circus in history. That would be the Democratic Party vs Donald Trump. Underneath that robe, the crooked Judge Merchan is wearing a ringmaster's outfit.

In the movie, Best Little Whorehouse in Texas, Dolly Parton said it best. She was telling Sheriff Ed Earl about how he handled things. It could easily apply today to Judge Merchan or DA Fat Alvin Bragg. She said, "You're just a chicken shit sheriff in a chicken shit town." 





Thursday, May 09, 2024

Stormy puts the "ho" into "hotel"

 Stormy Daniels, the renowned actress, completed her testimony in the kangaroo court gathered in Manhattan today.

It's hard to believe, but Stormy may actually be giving the term "whore" a bad name. Stormy admitted that she owes Trump almost half a million dollars from a lawsuit that she lost to him. She also admits that she hates him and wants him punished for "what he did to her." From her own testimony, all that one can gather is that Michael Cohen gave her $130K for not telling people about a quickie with Donald Trump. She has since violated that contract. People who take money for sex are prostitutes. Women who demand and take money not to talk about sex are extortionists. Stormy is like the menu at a Chinese restaurant. You can pick one from Column A and one from Column B. So, she is a prostitute and an extortionist. Ring the bell on the way out!!

Call me old fashioned, but I am always amazed by women who claim that they went to a hotel room with a man and were surprised when something sexual happened. The largest piece of furniture in a hotel room is the bed. It's not a desk, it's a bed. How many meetings do women attend where people gather around a bed to talk? We will discount those gathering around a bed in a hospital.

There are women who are addicted to men with power. They aren't drawn to them by their dashing good looks, they are drawn to their flashing wads of money. Three examples come to mind quickly. They are Donald Trump, Bill Cosby and Harvey Weinstein. Do these guys get women based on their dashing good looks?  Discussing this theory several years ago at work, a female manager described Harvey Weinstein as "at least a three bagger". Let's face it! What women is looking at Harvey Weinstein and saying, "Un Huh, Gotta get me some of that?" On a one to ten, Harvey's a two or three depending on how your seeing eye dog is feeling when they meet.

Let's go to Bill Cosby. At least Cosby is funny. I have heard that women are attracted to men with a sense of humor, but I have no personal experience with that phenomenon. Women would go to hotel rooms with Cosby where he allegedly drugged them. Yeah! Nothing says loving like drugging women so they will enjoy their time with you. At least, they won't tell their friends.

Let's go back to Donald Trump. "Ostentatious" is synonymous with "Trump". Garry Trudeau published a collection book years ago of some Trump cartoons titled "Give Those Nymphs Some Hooters!".  To quote Braindead Biden, "For real". Trump was gaudy before it was fashionable. Do women want to run their fingers through his hair or just want to find the source? That's probably like trying to find the headwaters of the Amazon. Nobody's done that. The private jet and the gold bathroom fixtures are just a bonus for sleeping with the Donald. 

Here's the hard truth, pun intended. Stormy and some other women all long for a sugar daddy of their own. They are attracted by the money and power that these men have. They might even sleep with Joe Biden, (insert some live man's name here). Would Stormy have slept with Trump if he were the night manager at McDonalds?  Can we find a woman who would have slept with Cosby if he just stocked Jello at the grocery store?  Would Weinstein have gotten any if he had been taking tickets at the movie theater instead of making the movies? Of course, not. As a female customer at the Waffle House used to say, "It's not any harder to love a rich guy." She knew.





Wednesday, May 08, 2024

Coming to a television near you!!

 The new season starts with a classic updated for younger viewers. Jim Nabors has gone to meet Jesus, so he is being replaced by Pete Buttgig. Pete will be the star in a new series called Homo Pyle, USMC. Updated from the 1960's, it will be set in the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" era. The part of Sgt. Carter will be played by retired Gen. Mark Milli Vanilli. In the first episode, Milli Vanilli attempts to overthrow the President and ends up in front of a firing squad. I am torn between the firing squad or having Milli Vanilli join a drag dance team. Stay tuned for updates. If all else fails, the show will end with Sgt. Vanilli asking and Pvt. Buttgig telling. They both get tossed from the Corps for violating the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy.

There is an updated version of The Real McCoys in the works. Sen. Mitch McConnell is slated to play the part of Grandpa Amos McCoy, made famous by Walter Brennan. McConnell has expressed concerns about playing such a young character. The part of Pepino, the farm hand, is still in casting as there are 14.3 million people in California who all look the part.

We are experiencing a similar problem as we try to put together a remake of The Dick Van Dyke Show. The studio has been flooded with thousands of women who believe that they are the Van Dyke we are looking for to play the male lead. That's the risk we took by filming in California. Hundreds have been ruled out due to facial tattoos. So far, all of the finalists have the same first name, Butch. I think that Butch Van Dyke just won't make it.

People's Court was considered for an update, but once again, casting was a problem. Judge Juan Merchan was thought to be the perfect candidate, but all of the test audiences complained that he didn't know enough about the law to even pretend to be a judge. We are now having Judge Jeanine screen possible candidates. 

Gilligan's Island has long been a rerun favorite. We are bringing it back with an unknown actor by the name of Joseph Robinette Biden playing the lead. Biden claims to have been first in his acting class at Syracuse. It seems that he used to be part of a touring comedy duo with a guy known only as Corn Pop. Donald Trump will play the millionaire, now renamed Donald Trump III. The role of Lovey Howell will be played by Jill Biden and DT3 will just refer to her as "bitch". Ginger's role will be updated to eliminate any speaking roles and her name will be changed to Brownie. Brownie will be played by Kameltoe Harris. Mary Anne will be played by the former squaw, Elizabeth Warren. Her contact prohibits wearing shorts. The "Professor" will be played by Vivek Ramaswamy. The cast is rounded out with Bernie Sanders playing "The Skipper". Good luck, little buddy!!  In the premier episode, the castaways find an enormous bag of crack on the island. They soon are confronted by some guy who claims to be a crack "Hunter". Coming to an island near you soon!!

To round out the schedule, the Wonderful World of Disney will present a new edition of "Old Yeller".  No, it's not a film about Joe Biden speeches. It will be titled Young Yeller, and the character of Travis (who has to put Yeller down) will be played by Kristi Noem. She claims that she can shoot the scene with a single take.



Tuesday, May 07, 2024

Democrats and Dumbasses?

 Democrats and dumbasses, but I repeat myself. On days that you think that it can't get any worse, it does.

How about that Kathy Hochul, the governor of the People's Republic of New York? I love it when Democrats are all labeling every Republican as "racist" and then they drop a bomb like this one from Hochul. Hochul said, "right now we have, you know, young Black kids growing up in the Bronx who don’t even know what the word “computer” is. They don’t know. They don’t know these things." Thanks for clearing that up, Kathy. 

Meanwhile Maxine "Mad Max" Waters claims that Republicans who are supporting Trump "are training up in the hills somewhere" to attack if Biden wins in November. Meanwhile the Democrats are training on college campuses. If Maxine were a dog, someone would have put her down by now. Sorry Maxine, but we aren't training up in the hills, Biden's gas costs too much to drive there. Also, the hills in your district would be Beverly Hills and nobody would notice a bunch of crazy white guys there. Max, we may have to use your place for training and target practice. Duck if you hear shots.

George Conway, who led the Lincoln Project, a group of alleged Republicans trying to destroy Trump, was quoted the other day in a news story about the Trump trial. George, as Mom used to say, you are better off not saying anything and letting people think that you are stupid, then to open your mouth and prove they are right. 

New York has spent millions on the Trump trial, but didn't want to spend the money to sequester the jury? I guess the cost of fairness was too high.

After spending the last three weeks in silence. Joe Braindead spoke out about anti-Semitism in an address today. Where was all of his passion for the last three weeks? Was he busy observing Passover?  Polls looking bad? Given up on Michigan? 

I love it when liberals tell me, "We have freedom of speech, but you can't yell 'Fire' in a crowded theater." I love to ask these intellectuals, "What does one yell in a crowded theater when a fire breaks out?" I started this practice in high school and have yet to receive a non-profane response. Maybe tomorrow.

Biden claims that he took all of his grandchildren to see Dachau. He also claims that he grew up Puerto Rican. That was on the days he wasn't at the black church.

I am going out on a limb here, but if Trump wins in November, Judge Merchan will resign. Maybe he and Jack Smith can find work in the Ukraine. Or they can both go to work for CNN or MSNBC and never be seen again.  It worked for Jen Psaki. The "Sham Wow" guy has better ratings than Jen.

A Biden campaign spokesman announced that "Less is more" and that Biden would be making shorter speeches. No press conferences, no interviews with real journalists, no taking questions, how much less can you get? Putin made more public speeches in his last campaign than Biden.

After waiting until the last second to agree to a ceasefire, Hamas claims that Israel is wrong to attack Rafah. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. 






Monday, May 06, 2024

Monday Moans and Groans

 Judge Merchan, the New York Nazi, today threatened Donald Trump with jail again if he violates the gag order imposed by the alleged jurist, father of the Democratic activist who regularly attacks Trump. I won't bother mentioning that the judge himself made a donation to the Biden campaign. Someone pointed out that Judge Merchan had only donated a small amount to the Biden campaign. This isn't sex, the size of the donation doesn't matter, it's all about the intent. 

If Judge Merchan decides to jail Trump, Jill and Joe better call the movers. If you want a debate on free speech as the main issue in this election, Biden and his Gaza lovers are in for a rude awakening.

I heard Hakeem Jeffries on the news claiming that Americans just don't understand how much better the economy is with Biden as President. Americans are claiming Hakeem and Joe haven't been to a grocery store or gas station. Memo to Hakeem; Your ass sucks wind! Hakeem needs to talk to someone who does not have their head up Hakeem's ass. 

Google pulled their first ad of the campaign season. It involved an alleged black man talking to a Biden campaign worker about illegal immigration and how the Dems are giving everything to illegals and ignoring others, like blacks. Google pulled it claiming a "privacy violation." The Trump campaign put it back up the next day and it is still there. Should Google be required to report their ad pulls as donations to the Biden Campaign?  Better yet, should Google be compelled to explain to us who had their privacy violated? I guess that whole discussion about whether social media is interfering with elections is over.

As I write this, Hamas has reportedly decided to accept the ceasefire agreement negotiated by Egypt and Qatar. It's amazing what a column of IDF tanks rolling up to Rafah can do. The only question left is whether Israel will accept. The Israelis are going to do what they want, but I would not accept a ceasefire with Hamas unless all of the hostages were freed. Immediately!!

The politically correct leftists in Great Britain are constantly changing the language so as not to offend the scum in their country. "Rape" in now a "contested snuggle cuddle".

My wife wants me to stop ridiculing the mental midgets in Portland who made shields out of plastic trash cans and charged the police. She claims that they obviously have bigger issues or smaller minds.

As previously mentioned, I survived a family reunion on Saturday. My brother was there, so I wasn't the furthest right-wing guy in attendance. As I walked up to the gathering, one of my older cousins announced, "The entertainment is here." Thanks, cuz!!

Baseball season is in full swing now. Nothing puts me to sleep quicker than a pitch clock. On most days I can nod off faster than a batter can adjust his (insert choice of words here).

Another week in the Trump trial and the world longs to know one thing. When will Bullshit Bragg get around to producing evidence of an actual crime occurring? 

Biden really hurt my feelings last week. I was one of the six Americans not awarded a Medal of Freedom by the President Braindead. John Kerry and Al Gore received awards. Biden referred to the Medal of Freedom as the "Medal of Metal" several times. He also claimed that Nancy Pelosi was the "best Speaker of the House ever". That's a hard failure on the senility test for Joe. Of course, he confirmed the existence of the Uniparty by awarding a Medal of Freedom to Elizabeth Dole. 

Joe also awarded a Medal of "Metal" to television show host Phil Donahue. He deserved that medal for staying married to Marlo Thomas after she had the world's worst facelift. Of course, it could have been worse. Marlo could have had Nancy Pelosi's surgeon who pumped Nancy's breasts up to about 100 PSI. As a result, no one notices what the surgeon did to Nancy's face. 

Let me go see about that ceasefire.













Sunday, May 05, 2024

The Battle of Chapel Hill

 Sometimes I come across something that is so well written and profound that all I want to do is to pass it on. Here's a link to such an article. It appeared on a site called The Washington Stand. The title is: The Battle of Chapel Hill: Men Are America’s Final Bulwark against Civilizational Decay

Here's the link:

The Battle of Chapel Hill: Men Are America’s Final Bulwark against Civilizational Decay (washingtonstand.com)



Sunday Shorts and Shots

Governor Kristi Noem admitted in her recently published book that she killed a puppy that was "useless". In what is claimed to be a completely unrelated move, the Secret Service has banned her from the White House.

After three weeks of the Trump trial in New York City, the prosecution has presented a line of their own witnesses who have all established that their star witness, Michael Cohen, is a habitual liar. Did they not interview their own witnesses? 

What's the IQ standard for a law license in New York State? Is it more than single digits?

Fox News keeps running a clip of college students armed with shields that they cut out of plastic trash cans, charging riot police. These clowns got their asses kicked by cops equipped with real riot gear. This is what happens when you value diversity higher than SAT scores. I don't blame Fox for repeatedly airing the clip. I keep watching and wondering "How friggin' stupid can you be and still get into college?" This video provides at least part of the answer.

For pure entertainment, nothing beats the list of items that students were demanding that the schools provide for them in their "Little Gaza" encampments. These kids are living in Fantasy Land. Among the demands on one list were HIV test kits and "morning after" pills. Hey morons!! It's supposed to be a political demonstration, not a free for all fuck fest. I guess that "nothing says loving" like some anti-Jew chants. They wanted gluten free and vegan meals delivered to them. I don't want to point out the obvious, but there were no requests for bagels or kosher food. 

MSNBC should be indicted for aiding and abetting the enemy. 

Apparently, no one ever taught this group of dumbasses about the Six P's. That means Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance. If you are going to occupy a building and not let anyone in, you will need to take food and water with you. Surely the Soros family would have provided you with rations.

In the list of groups reportedly trying to help the demonstrators were the Rockefeller Foundation and the Ford Foundation. Despite the Ford Foundation trying to distance itself from the beliefs of Henry Ford, I guess they held on to the anti-Semitism plank. Years ago, the Rockefellers were big supporters of eugenics. A quick look at those protesting at universities would tell even the slow among us to go back and study that eugenics thing again. It may be worth a second look.

Is Alvin Bragg going to pursue the demonstrators with the same passion that has fueled the Trump trials? Here are hundreds are cases where he doesn't even have to make up a crime. Here is a group of people who actually took someone else's property. Will Fat Alvin prosecute these clowns? Of course, not. They are made of the same liberal shit as Alvin Bragg. 

The other day Sleepy Joe labeled the nation of Japan as "xenophobic". Who keeps letting this crazy bastard hold a microphone? They need to hold a seminar for the White House staff on "Dealing with the Demented".

My beloved and I attended a family reunion for my mother's family yesterday. We had a good time. It's amazing about how old all of those other people are getting. 

It's always comforting as an American to know that while we face all of these problems in the world and in the United States, Joe Biden is at the beach in Delaware, working on his tan. But to be honest, Joe is doing more than that. If he has time, he's scheduled to fall off a bicycle later this afternoon. 




Saturday, May 04, 2024

Making war on America?

 In 1971 I was working for the Waffle House in Tampa. I was cooking the 11 PM to 7 AM shift. One day, our district manager, Fred Hether, visited us at the 11:00 PM shift change. Fred was telling me things that he thought that I needed to know about working the night shift. He emphasized that if we had problem customers causing an issue, we were to call the police. He said, "There is always someone who is bigger, badder, crazier and even better armed than we are. Call the police and let them handle it." While I have a library of stories about things that happened at the Waffle House, they all started with us calling the police.

Yesterday in Charlotte, they buried the first of the four law enforcement officers killed earlier this week. If you missed this, and it was even on the national news, they were killed by a career criminal who they were trying to arrest. The man they were trying to arrest was killed in the shootout. Another four officers were wounded in the shootout. I think that it was a horrible tragedy.

What I am going to write next may stun some, but it's just what I think. I think that this terrible incident and many others like it, are almost entirely preventable. It's not just the criminals that are at fault, it is also the direct results of decisions made by law enforcement and the government.

Local, state and federal agencies have all "militarized" their police forces. It's no longer a law enforcement role, it's a military role. 

A couple of weeks ago in Arkansas, a man was killed by ATF agents as they used a "no knock" warrant to charge into his home at 6:00 AM. They say that he fired at them. What would you do if your home was invaded at 6:00 AM and you were awakened by people screaming that they are the ATF? Just for the record, anyone can yell "ATF". I can't accept that anyone who has read the Constitution can believe that "No knock" warrants are constitutional. Don't waste your time telling me about Supreme Court decisions. The Supreme Court is the home of Dred Scott and Roe V Wade. 

Mike Huckabee had a guy on his show who was arrested at his home for violating a law about protesting at an abortion clinic. The FBI sent a SWAT team to arrest an unarmed man with a clean criminal record. Why? Because we have militarized the federal police agencies. Their job is not enforcement, but intimidation. In this case, the FBI agents refused to show their IDs to the man arrested. He asked for an ID and one agent pointed to the "FBI" on his vest and said, "This is all of the ID you need." Yeah, like that shit's not for sale at every gun show or store. He is in the process of an appeal. 

The ATF and the FBI have a horrible record on killing innocent people. At Ruby Ridge, Randy Weaver's wife was shot and killed as she held her baby standing in the front door of their home. She is dead, but the FBI agent who killed her walked free. At the end of the day, Vicki Weaver died because her husband refused to become an informant for the government. Gerry Spence defended Weaver and he was acquitted on all of the charges resulting from the standoff. Spence didn't even present a defense witness. He just tore apart the irregularities and lies in the federal case. Read Spence's book on the trial for enlightenment.

The ATF instigated the whole slaughter at Waco by attacking the Branch Davidian compound. Then the FBI used a tank to attack the buildings where people lived filling them with gas. That was a gas that we have agreed not to use in war against other countries, but the FBI used it on our own citizens. The FBI blames the Branch Davidians for their own deaths. I don't recall any pictures of the Branch Davidians showing off their tank.

The FBI sent a SWAT team to arrest a guy in Pennsylvania last year for a charge of interfering with an abortion clinic that a jury took less than an hour to decide was bullshit. His attorney had already offered to have him turn himself in, but that wasn't good enough for the Feds. Turning yourself in does not give them the opportunity to make war on American citizens. Not to mention the chance to demonstrate their need for more funding to buy more war-making equipment.

The real problem is that law enforcement wants to make a big splash on the news so that they can intimidate citizens and secure more funding for their ever-growing war machine. If the choice is between picking up a guy at a lawyer's office and staging a "No Knock" raid in the middle of the night, they are calling out the SWAT team. David Koresh used to meet with the sheriff in Waco on a regular basis. Did they get the sheriff involved? No, they just filled the trucks and horse trailers with ATF agents and attacked innocent people. These are bad decisions that affect how Americans feel about law enforcement.

The guy in Charlotte had a lengthy criminal record. Let's ask some judges and legislators why he was still on the street. I doubt that he spent all of his time hanging around the house. Why not watch him and try to apprehend him when he left his house?  Because that won't intimidate the neighbors like a task force of heavily armed officers going to his house. You can't justify armored vehicles if the guy is just going to run and die in his car. Why would you risk a gunfight in the middle of the afternoon in a residential neighborhood? How obsessed with power do you have to be to think that is a good idea? They are lucky that no one else was injured. 

I feel sorry for all of the families involved in this. The law enforcement officers, the guy they sought to arrest and the families of all of those who died are all suffering. Why did they die?

All of them, the police officers and the criminal they sought, died because they didn't know what I learned fifty-three years ago from Fred Hether. "There is always somebody who is bigger, badder, crazier and even better armed than we are." Let's make law enforcement a DMZ!!

Friday, May 03, 2024

Stupid Student Stunts

 I learned a lot about college students in the past two weeks. Having employed hundreds of college students over the last fifty years, I already knew more than I was comfortable with knowing.

Let me get my first hate filled, sexist, male chauvinist pig remark out of the way, "If God made anything dumber than a teenaged girl, he kept it to himself." If you look at the demonstrations, women are disproportionately represented. There are only two possibilities to explain that fact. First, women are more politically active. Or young men have already been pepper sprayed enough to know better. Having pissed off more than half of the population, I will move on to the others.

College students are supposed to be there to learn. If you want to proclaim the glory of a foreign country, one should at least do some research. Apparently, not in today's world. They have the knowledge of the ages accessible to them in their phones, but they won't look it up. 

Here's an example of their lack of research skills or their habitual laziness, you pick. Studies done in the last few years show that college age students are more likely than the general population to be part of the LBGQTRSNOP crowd. So, there are crowds of college students who claim to be gay who support Palestine where they want to kill people for being gay. Let's buy these geniuses one-way tickets to the paradise that they support.

Memo to protestors: Tents are for outdoor use. At Fordham, protesters set up tents inside a building. Yeah, it didn't take the police long to disassemble that cluster. If you ever check into a hotel at the beach and find tent stakes on the floor, you will know that college students were there before you.

A lot of universities have engineering programs. If students want to build a wall around their camp, possibly they should enlist the help of an engineering student. That would keep them from believing that a wall made of plywood and pallets would keep the police out. The police tore down the walls in a manner that reduced the chance of hurting students. I would have taken a front-end loader to those walls and been done in a few minutes.

When I was a kid, we played "War" or "Army", today all of their games are on a computer. This prevents these stupid students from learning how life outside the house actually works. It shows.

The cream of the stupid student crop were "students" at Columbia University. They seized control of Hamilton Hall. They blocked all of the entrances to keep the police from coming inside. Then they went on national television demanding that the administration provide them with "basic humanitarian aid" or they were going to die from lack of food and water.

First, as there were restrooms in that building, I am sure that there was water available to them and no one was going to die of dehydration. This fact disputes the claims of their spokesperson. Beyond that, if you are planning to occupy a building, should you not think about what your needs would be for survival? Did anybody even have a candy bar? They don't know about grocery stores; all of their meals are delivered to them. I am going out on a limb here, but I am guessing that someone had enough weed on hand to get the crowd through a few days. Nobody thought about food. What do you mean "Door Dash doesn't deliver to occupied zones?"

Second, to seize a building and then demand that the owners provide meals for you is a production from the Theater of the Absurd. This is like stealing a car and demanding that the owner meet you at a gas station and buy you a tank of gas. This group of future Democratic leaders obviously didn't think this one through.

Third, umbrellas are to keep rain off your head. Using them as weapons against an armed police officer is not going to work out for you. Use an umbrella against an angry protester from the other side and you may get skewered with it.

Last, but certainly not least, cellphones are not weapons. I am tired of seeing dorks roaming little Gazas with their phones held high. It would be more honest if you dropped the phone and just shouted "Sieg Heil". Your arm is already up in the salute. No one is going to be intimidated by you holding up your phone taking pictures. Crowds of morons taking pictures of each other simply does not strike fear into the hearts of those who disagree with you. There aren't any cops screaming "Please don't take my picture!" Anyone who tries to kick your ass will break or take your phone.

What have we learned from all of this? College students are stupid. College is supposed to teach people how to think, not what to think. Instead of developing their minds, we have mobs of students chanting rhymes from their ever-present cellphones. Liberal college students are supporting an organization that murdered hundreds of innocent Israeli civilians. 

Personally, I am looking forward to their next show in Chicago at the Democratic National Convention in August. The only question left to answer is, "How long will it take Biden to call out the National Guard in Chicago?"



Thursday, May 02, 2024

Hidin' Biden??

 Where's Slow Joe? Jimmy Hoffa has been spotted since Joe Biden was last seen in public not trying to enter a vehicle. Where is Joe and why is he apparently in hiding?

Joe is in hiding because he can't answer any questions about all of the pro-Palestine, anti-Semitic protests that are taking place at the nation's "institutions of higher learning". Who knew college students were so racist? Everybody.

"No Balls" Biden owes his soul to the Hamas wing of the Democratic Party. If Joe comes out against all of the protests and the attacks on Jewish students, his candidacy in 2024 is doomed. "Hidin' Biden" needs the Hamas voters to win Michigan. If he can't carry Jihad Junction, it's time to turn out the lights. It looks like the Broads of the Squad have Joe by the short hairs. They have the votes to decide whether or not Biden wins in Michigan. Trump can probably win without Michigan; Biden has to have it.

Joe keeps thinking that all he has to do is ride this out for a few days and everything will fall into place. This belief is based on the five-day attention span of Democratic voters. It also helps that his left-wing media accomplices are giving him cover. 

Why won't Joe just come out and say that he opposes anti-Semitism? The media was constantly screaming for Trump to disavow different groups for their beliefs. Where are those media morons now? Or is this another case of different standards for different political parties? Again?

I think that it is a little more complicated than that. Biden can't come out and disavow anti-Semitism because it's not Joe Biden making the decisions. This lack of action by Biden indicates that the real decisions are not being made by Biden, they are being made by Barack Obama and/or Jill Biden. 

Barack Obama was probably the most anti-Semitic American president since FDR. Obama and a girl he lived with in Chicago before he married Big Mike broke up because of his anti-Semitism. Obama claimed that they broke up because she could not deal with his decision to identify as a black man. Her story was that Barack Obama could not acknowledge the anti-Semitic feelings of himself and many other black men. How do we know that this is true? Because it never gets mentioned in the media. Actually, it was in Tablet magazine last year. The article starts with that story. Here's a link. David Samuels Interviews MLK Biographer David Garrow on Barack Obama - Tablet Magazine

However, it's not like Biden is the only Democrat trying to hide. Have you heard from Chuck "The Schmuck" Schumer lately? Chuck's picture is on Wikipedia if you look up "self-loathing Jew". Even so, Chuck pales in comparison to his self-loathing sidekick, Rep. Jerry Nadler. Nadler voted against a bill in the House this week defining anti-Semitism.

What's the difference between Hamas and the Nazis? The headgear. Nobody ever called a Nazi a "raghead". 

Thanks to all of these student protesters for showing us how stupid educated people can be. More on that below.

It looks like the Democrats will lose if the Hamas wing sits out this election. That's why the Democrats have to defend the extremists' "right" to threaten to exterminate the Jews. Hey! It worked for Hitler, why won't it work for Biden? 

It has taken eighty years, but General Eisenhower has been proven correct. At the end of World War 2, Eisenhower made Germans go visit the concentration camps. He also had the Allied troops visit the camps. Ike said this:

“Get it all on record now - get the films - get the witnesses - because somewhere down the road of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened.”

Thanks to a bunch of ragheads and a mob of ignorant, punk-ass college kids for proving that Ike was right!


Wednesday, May 01, 2024

Mid-Week Wondering

 It's Wednesday morning and Joe Biden still has not made a statement about all of the problems at colleges around the nation. His handlers keep hoping that it will just all go away without Joe having to say anything.

The average American is looking at this bunch of schmucks demonstrating at college campuses and wonders, "Are these the same bastards for whom Biden wants to forgive their students loans?" Say it ain't so, Joe!!

I saw that Biden now has his team of backpackers board Marine One with him in the hope that no one will notice that he is walking like a guy with his pants full of shit. Memo to White House staff: Have the team slow down a little walking to the chopper. They were already on board before Biden figured out how to get up the steps.

I noticed that the staffers were all wearing backpacks. They looked a lot like the college demonstrators but without the rags on their heads and the facemasks. The Secret Service still looked a little edgy.

I realize that backpacks are the current toting trend for most of America. I last had a bookbag when I was in the second grade. I am rarely, if ever, in fashion. I understand why so many people carry backpacks, it just doesn't work for me. I actually own a computer backpack. My wife bought it one day for me when we were at Sam's. I put my laptop in it when we are going somewhere, and we are staying in a hotel. If we are taking the travel trailer, I just throw the laptop on my side of the bed when I load the camper. The backpack has too many pockets. I spend more time looking for stuff than I do using whatever I found. I have never actually put the pack on my back. I just grab the loop on top and drag it with me. Yeah, it's of pretty limited use.

I follow the old guy's checklist before leaving the house. Before leaving the house, I review the checklist. It goes like this, spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch. I don't wear a watch, so three out of four is a passing score. I make sure that I have at least two pens and my spiral bound database in my shirt pocket.

Having made a three-paragraph diversion, back to the topic at hand. What will it take to get the President to speak out about the situation on campuses? Mike Johnson and the Republican leadership clearly put the ball into Biden's court with their announcement today about what they were going to do. Will he respond? Does anyone really care?

One would think that a man who had been arrested with Nelson Mandela for protesting in South Africa would have some strong emotions about which to speak. But Joe is silent. When he finally speaks, I am sure that it will be to tell college students about his days as a protester in college. Joe still claims that he was the first in his family to go to college. But he also talks about what a great college football player his grandfather was in college. Do the math on that one!

Joe could identify with the Israelis and tell them that his Uncle Bosie was a Jew and that those cannibals in New Guinea were just trying to keep kosher.

Maybe he is going back to that synagogue that he attended in Delaware and tell them that he is on their side in this struggle. But probably not. This problem causes Biden to have to take a stand and he just won't do that.  

College campuses are making America look like Nazi Germany in the 1930's. Joe needs to grow a pair and take a stand on all of this. Letting the inmates run the asylum is just not going to work. Kristallnacht anyone? Yesterday, Trump asked if the Columbia protesters were going to get the treatment that the January 6 protesters received. Of course not, those kids are liberals. If we treat morons like criminals, they might change directions.

Hamas is just a continuation of the PLO and the PLF. They are just another group of Palestinian extremists. The October 7 attack is just another atrocity in a long line of Palestinian attacks. From TWA Flight 847 to the Achille Lauro to the murders at the Munich Olympics to October 7, it's just a long string of senseless killings. It's time to acknowledge who are the real savages.