Sunday Shorts and Shots

Governor Kristi Noem admitted in her recently published book that she killed a puppy that was "useless". In what is claimed to be a completely unrelated move, the Secret Service has banned her from the White House.

After three weeks of the Trump trial in New York City, the prosecution has presented a line of their own witnesses who have all established that their star witness, Michael Cohen, is a habitual liar. Did they not interview their own witnesses? 

What's the IQ standard for a law license in New York State? Is it more than single digits?

Fox News keeps running a clip of college students armed with shields that they cut out of plastic trash cans, charging riot police. These clowns got their asses kicked by cops equipped with real riot gear. This is what happens when you value diversity higher than SAT scores. I don't blame Fox for repeatedly airing the clip. I keep watching and wondering "How friggin' stupid can you be and still get into college?" This video provides at least part of the answer.

For pure entertainment, nothing beats the list of items that students were demanding that the schools provide for them in their "Little Gaza" encampments. These kids are living in Fantasy Land. Among the demands on one list were HIV test kits and "morning after" pills. Hey morons!! It's supposed to be a political demonstration, not a free for all fuck fest. I guess that "nothing says loving" like some anti-Jew chants. They wanted gluten free and vegan meals delivered to them. I don't want to point out the obvious, but there were no requests for bagels or kosher food. 

MSNBC should be indicted for aiding and abetting the enemy. 

Apparently, no one ever taught this group of dumbasses about the Six P's. That means Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance. If you are going to occupy a building and not let anyone in, you will need to take food and water with you. Surely the Soros family would have provided you with rations.

In the list of groups reportedly trying to help the demonstrators were the Rockefeller Foundation and the Ford Foundation. Despite the Ford Foundation trying to distance itself from the beliefs of Henry Ford, I guess they held on to the anti-Semitism plank. Years ago, the Rockefellers were big supporters of eugenics. A quick look at those protesting at universities would tell even the slow among us to go back and study that eugenics thing again. It may be worth a second look.

Is Alvin Bragg going to pursue the demonstrators with the same passion that has fueled the Trump trials? Here are hundreds are cases where he doesn't even have to make up a crime. Here is a group of people who actually took someone else's property. Will Fat Alvin prosecute these clowns? Of course, not. They are made of the same liberal shit as Alvin Bragg. 

The other day Sleepy Joe labeled the nation of Japan as "xenophobic". Who keeps letting this crazy bastard hold a microphone? They need to hold a seminar for the White House staff on "Dealing with the Demented".

My beloved and I attended a family reunion for my mother's family yesterday. We had a good time. It's amazing about how old all of those other people are getting. 

It's always comforting as an American to know that while we face all of these problems in the world and in the United States, Joe Biden is at the beach in Delaware, working on his tan. But to be honest, Joe is doing more than that. If he has time, he's scheduled to fall off a bicycle later this afternoon.