Dot Every "I", Cross Every "T"

 In my ninth grade Journalism class at Pierce Junior High, we were naturally tasked with publishing the school newspaper, the Pierce Journal. Yes, that was a pretty serious name for a junior high school newspaper. Mrs. Norma Lobato was the Journalism teacher and the faculty "advisor" for the school paper.

Mrs. Lobato checked everything before the school paper went to the printer. It wasn't enough for her that all of the editors had checked it, she wanted to be sure. She regularly reminded us that we needed to "dot every "I" and cross every "T". Why is this relevant today?

This issue is relevant today because Donald Trump is on trial in a kangaroo court meeting in New York City. The case is led by Harvard Law graduate Alvin Bragg or "Fat Alvin" to his friends. Fat Alvin is a walking case for the closing of the Harvard Law School. I used to have a certain amount of respect for someone who had graduated from Harvard Law. I used to have hair as well. Neither is true today. If Alvin had to actually pay out of his own pocket, he needs to sue Harvard for a refund. 

Bragg decided to indict Trump based on a "novel" interpretation of the law. Other prosecutors viewed all of the same evidence and decided that there was no prosecution worth their time. Then Donald Trump announced that he was running for President and Bragg decided to prosecute. Why are all of these prosecutions of Trump the first time that the law has been applied in this manner? 

Letitia James and Alvin Bragg are acting like agents for the Democratic Party rather than elected officials of the state. Have you heard about them doing anything about street level crimes in New York? If Trump had just grabbed Stormy Daniels' purse as he rode past her on a moped, he would be out campaigning in Indiana today. If he had been caught hustling Chinese fentanyl in Times Square, he would be at home in Mar-A-Lago tonight instead of appearing in a kangaroo court run by an arrogant Democratic jackass today. If he had assaulted cops, he could be in California with those other friends of yours that you released.

I keep looking for video footage of you over at Columbia University. I am pretty sure that Columbia is in your county. I guess unless you can tie that to Trump and 2016 election interference, you are going to let all of those folks harass and assault Jewish students. "Dot every "I", cross every "T". 

Bragg is claiming that Trump tried to "influence the election of 2016". Memo to the Harvard Law Halfwit: All candidates try to influence the election. That is called "campaigning", dumbass. What did you do when you ran for office?

Bragg claims that Trump's NDA with Daniels is illegal. He is just unable to find that law and cite it. I am curious as to whether the Manhattan DA's office uses NDA's for employees. "Dot every "I", cross every "T".

What's my message here? "Dot every "I", cross every "T". Just for the record, Fat Alvin, your first witness at any trial involving sex should NOT be "Mr. Pecker". It's just hard to take anything seriously after that. 

Your prosecutor was the number three guy in Biden's DOJ. The Biden Administration denies any involvement. Rather than label that response as bullshit, I will just remind you, "Dot every "I", cross every "T." If you wanted the appearance of fairness, you should have picked someone who had not served in the Biden Administration.

I am fascinated by a prosecutor who ignores what the Clinton campaign did in the 2016 election. Does the term "Steele dossier" have any meaning to you? The FBI lied to a judge to get a warrant to surveil the Trump campaign and the best you can come up with is an NDA with a porn star? Why haven't you indicted Hillary Clinton? I forgot, she's a Democrat. You are a political whore disguised as a DA. "Dot every "I", cross every "T".

The Judge is a joke. The judge's refusal to recuse himself is going to be the first thing that comes up in an appeal. His daughter works for Democrats. Not only does he not recuse himself, but he also prohibits Trump from saying anything about her. How many cases had you had where only the defendant was gagged? I'm guessing one. This one. "Dot every "I", cross every "T".

Change of venue? You and your butt buddy Judge Merchan won't move the trial. You could have tried the case in a neighboring county and avoided this problem. Instead, the trial remained in a county where 85% of the population had voted against Trump. "Dot every "I", cross every "T".

But in the long run, nobody believes that your goal is to convict Trump. Especially since you and the alleged judge are basically spending every session setting up Trump's appeal. No. you and your cast of clowns are just foot soldiers for whoever is actually running the show at the White House. Your job is to keep Trump off of the campaign trail for several weeks. I realize that you are a Harvard Law grad and all of that, but when Biden loses in November, the Trump Justice Department will be on you like stink on shit. That's the first time that analogy actually made sense. You are actually demonstrating what "election interference" and "illegally influencing an election" is all about. 

WAIT!! There is some good news for you in all of this. Maybe after the elections, you can hook up with Fani Willis. I hear that she is available now. Text her for more info.

By the way, your friend, Joy Reid was on the television that other night describing you as one of her "DEIs". There's the first honest thing she ever said. 

Back in the U.S.S.A.??

 First, my apologies to the Beatles for working off of their song title. I turned on the news this morning on a local station and was more than a little shocked. I understand that some folks may view things a little differently, but I was not prepared for a morning dose of propaganda. It was dawn in the USSA, the United Socialist States of America.

Mercifully, there was no Trump trial news from New York this morning. When you start a trial about paying "hush money" to a porn star and your first witness is Mr. Pecker, it's all downhill from there. I can only assume that Richard Head, Candy Apples, Moana Pozzi and Christy Canyon are scheduled later in the trial.  Trump has been cautioned not to wear his "I choked Linda Lovelace" t-shirt to the trial. If you are under sixty, you will probably need to Google "Linda Lovelace". By the way, I just did a search, and those shirts are available online from several sources. Buy your favorite old guy one for Christmas! Don't let him open it with the grandchildren there!!

The real problem for the prosecution is that there is no law prohibiting non-disclosure agreements or NDA's as they are referred to in legal circles. A lot of employers, including the United States government, require some employees to sign those. They also claim that Trump tried to influence an election. As every candidate has to do that, how can it be illegal when Trump does it? Influencing people to vote for you is the definition of "campaigning". This actually demonstrates the lack of knowledge that liberals have about "democracy". 

The lead prosecutor for the state of New York was the number three man in the Biden Justice Department earlier. This is what sounds like a conspiracy. But the "news" media tells us that the Biden Administration is not involved in this case. If you believe that, call me immediately for some great real estate investments. You too, could own Central Park.

Our democracy is in trouble. Here in the USSA, we are doing the same stuff that they used to do in the old USSR. They still do that stuff in today's Russia.  Liberals criticized Putin when his opponent Navalny died in prison a few months ago. They do this as they are putting Biden's opponent on trial in the People's Republic of New York. Liberals want to jail Trump and then complain about Putin jailing his opponent. Apparently, their vocabulary skills are so poor, that they don't understand "hypocrisy" and "irony".  

Meanwhile, as Fat Alvin Bragg does his part to destroy democracy, there is trouble in Paradise. While Fat Alvin slaves away dragging his worthless ass in and out of alleged Judge Merchan's courtroom, classes are shut down at Columbia University. Jewish students are being threatened by mobs of Palestinian supporters. Where's Fat Alvin on this? Has he been down there to see what's going on? Of course not, Orange Man bad. Students trying to take control of an Ivy League university is just another day in the park for Fat Alvin. You know that those arrested are being immediately released. Bragg wouldn't ask for bail on illegal immigrants who assaulted police officers, you know college protesters aren't going to jail.

Why haven't we heard from Joe Biden about the Hamas activists attacking the Jewish students and faculty? Has that black cat got your tongue, Joe? In fact, Joe has said that people need to understand the Palestinians. Where are all of the media morons who attacked Trump after the riot in Charlottesville?

Here's what the liberals won't tell you. Biden needs Michigan to win. Michigan has a high Arabic population. Michigan has a high black population. Biden can win Michigan without the Jewish vote. The Jews lose in a numbers game. Biden also thinks that the Jews are less likely to leave the Democratic Party. If he is right about that, he might win. If not, he's sunning with Dr. Jill on Rehoboth Beach for the next four years.

Liberals always talk about wanting to "have a conversation". They are lying. They either want you to agree with them or they are awarding your rights and property to some illegal who will vote for them. You have to love a political party with that kind of compassion. Yeah, right.

I will abandon defending Trump if liberals will answer one question. "Who's the real President of the United States?" If that doesn't work for them, how about "Who is actually making the decisions attributed to Biden?" I will wait for an answer.

This morning starts the fourth day of Biden failing to say that he supports the Jewish people in this controversy. They may need to reprogram him to get those words out of his mouth before it is too late.

Speaker Mike Johnson was at Columbia University today and called for the government to call out the National Guard to bring the situation under control. Somebody needs to tell Biden to Google "Central High School in Little Rock." Of course, Biden will tell us that he was there when all of that happened. He probably brought Nelson Mandela with him.  It's looking a lot like 1968 all over again.

Biden's 2024 Basement Campaign

 Here's a photo of the Biden 2024 Basement Campaign Headquarters. This was spotted on the South Lawn at the White House on Sunday. Biden will be making all of his television appearances from the studio in the basement. Trump claims that he will "drop in" on Biden during the campaign.

Earth Day

 Yesterday was Earth Day. I can't remember if today is Mars Day or Venus Day. In what order are we going through the planets? I am sure that we are not working in alphabetical order. 

I celebrated Earth Day by burning my last can of Freon. It was more than forty years old. It may have actually just died of old age. I was actually surprised to discover that I had a can remaining. That's what I get for spring cleaning a storage building. I did the same thing several years ago and I got an email from an acquaintance chastising me for harming the environment. I pointed out that they drove an SUV that would seat eight and they had never ventured off the pavement in that vehicle. That was the last email that I received from them.

Why is it that all of those who lecture us about saving the environment are traveling around by private jet? What do Taylor Swift, John Kerry and Bill Gates have in common? They all travel by private jet. It's like Kerry, Gates and hundreds of other rich people gather at Davos for the World Economic Forum to tell the rest of us how we need to save the Earth. We have to do it because they are too busy telling us how to live to actually set an example. So, the task of saving the planet is left to the lower income people? Sounds like that to me.

In the ninth grade, my science teacher was James Clark, who was also a retired Air Force colonel. I enjoyed Mr. Clark's class, which was more than I can say about the next four science classes that I took. One of Mr. Clark's favorite terms was "bad science". This was science that lacked the necessary facts behind it. Turn in a paper where you had jumped to a conclusion and Mr. Clark would reward you with "Bad Science" in a top corner of your paper.

Everyone from Al Gourd to the local weather wizard on the six o'clock news likes to talk about climate change. What they forget to tell us is that the climate is and always has been continually changing. 

Let's start with "global warming' which is being phased out in favor of "climate change". When was the last time that you heard anyone discuss the gazillion-ton animal in the room, the sun? You never hear about the sun. What is it that you think heats the earth? The sun is not a static situation that never changes. What doesn't change is the refusal by the "experts" to talk about it. We will cover that on a future Sunday.

Let's talk about temperature reporting. In the last couple of centuries, we have made a lot of improvements in the tools we use to measure temperature. Yet we compare our temperature readings today with those taken with completely different instruments more than a hundred years ago. "Bad Science". Are all of the temperature measuring stations using identical equipment today? No. Are all of the stations set up exactly the same? No.  Are they all measuring the temperature at the same distance from the ground? No. Monitoring stations and standards vary from country to country, yet we consider all results equally. 

Here's my biggest complaint. If I were doing a science project and wanted to compute the average temperature of the world, I would lay out a grid and take the temperatures at equal distances around the world. Is this how it is done? Of course not. They take temperatures at random sites around the world and then average them. Bad Science!! That's like checking random bank accounts and basing tax rates on those numbers. If our current practices are not acceptable in a ninth-grade science class, why the hell are we changing everything we do based on that data?

Earth Day is celebrated by "scientists" who decided on an outcome and then tried to make the numbers justify it. It's the old "hole in the ozone layer" story. We didn't have the technology to measure that two hundred years ago. Who could tell if it was there then? "Bad Science".

Al Gourd and his other jet-setting liberal friends are worried about how much they can convince us to do to maintain THEIR standard of living. They always want us to do more. Let's look at all of Al's predictions and measure his accuracy. That's what real scientists would actually do!

Let's bring back facts. Quit comparing today's temperatures with those taken more than one hundred years ago with different equipment and measurement standards. Set up a worldwide grid for measurements and then see how the "averages" change. Let's talk about the sun! 

Miss Alenius Monday Madness and Snarky Remarks

 Last week, it was announced that the FBI is investigating the crash of the M/V Dali into the Francis Scott Key bridge. While there are no indications that anything other than mechanical failure issues caused the collision, the FBI the is expected to put the blame on former President Donald Trump. Trump is obviously responsible for his failure to build barriers around the span after a similar incident at the Sunshine Skyway in 1980. Democrats in the House are already calling for impeachment proceedings. Dims claim that the bridge collapse is all part of a Trumpian plot. Here is their explanation. The Sunshine Skyway has one end in St. Petersburg. Trump has visited St. Petersburg. The Salvador Dali Museum is in St. Petersburg.  The ship that hit the Key bridge in Baltimore was named the Dali. According to Rep. Dan Dickhead Goldman, all of the evidence is right in front of us. Adam Schiff claims that he has all of the information on this plot and will release it after he is elected to the US Senate. I'm not waiting for the story.

As the current resident of the White House, Biden denies all responsibility, claiming instead that a local tribe of Indians tried to eat the engineers that he sent to assess the situation when he was Vice-President. Apparently, there is a MAGA reservation near the bridge.

The other day in Pennsylvania, Joe Biden suddenly remembered that an uncle of his had been consumed by cannibals in New Guinea during World War 2. He waited until he was running for President at the age of 81 to remember this story. Reporters were unable to find anyone who believed this story and who was NOT wearing a "Build Back Better" button. They did find one young man who believed the story, but his opinion was disqualified when a reporter noticed that he was wearing an "Inflation Reduction Act' tee shirt.

The State Department claims that it is trying to improve relations with Papua New Guinea to fight off the increasing Chinese influence in the area. Here's a quote from The Guardian about Joe's latest fable. “I am lost for words actually,” said Allan Bird, governor of the province of East Sepik, who was recently selected as the alternate prime minister for the opposition. “I don’t feel offended. It’s hilarious really. I am sure when Biden was a child, those are the things he heard his parents say. And it probably stuck with him all his life.” China says "Thanks, Joe!" 

Joe must have liked that story, he told it twice on the same day. I loved the second telling when he added, "For real" to the story. Biden always adds things like "for real" when he realizes that acknowledging the story as pure bullshit won't get him reelected.

Who could possibly have questioned a story like that? Of course, Biden said that Uncle Bosie flew a single engine reconnaissance plane while the plane that he crashed in was a twin-engine attack/bomber aircraft.  Joe claimed that his Uncle Bosie was shot down. The Army claims that the plane had engine problems and crashed into the Pacific. There was one survivor from the crash. Better saved than sushi? Did the cannibals have to go out in a boat and recover the bodies before dinner? Were the bodies so salty from being in the ocean that they just dried them for jerky? Inquiring minds want to know, Joe!!

Before he became President, Joe Biden reported $11 million in income from a book. I have never heard anyone, even the butt lickers in the news media, quote a Biden book. Book deals are the new payoff technique. They are just deferred bribes. I think that towards the end they were giving away a free Hunter Biden artwork with the purchase of every Biden book. They were also stocking the Biden books at Hunter's favorite porn shop. 

Most Presidential books are written by "ghost" writers. One notable exception is "Dreams from my Father" published before Obama was President. Most people of more than a room temperature IQ level consider this to have been a volume of fiction by the future Fuhrer. More important than what Obama put into the book is what he left out of the book. 

One President who did actually write his books was Richard Nixon. I recommend "In the Arena". 

The House has approved another $60 billion to be flushed into the Ukraine. That should get them to May before they will need more money for bribes and corruption.

At some point in time, Congress and Biden are going to have to decide whether they want the United States or the Ukraine to survive. Bonus points if any of them remember that a bad economy and high inflation is what brought Hitler to power.

I was going to end with the previous paragraph, but it brought up another story. In my life in the restaurant business, I would have to regularly discuss issues about service or food quality with employees after customer comments or complaints. If I talked to a waiter or waitress regarding a customer's complaint about service, they would always tell me that they had given great service. The cooks would always tell me that they had cooked the food perfectly. Neither group could understand that it was the customer's opinion that counted. It's the same way with the government. They can keep telling us that the economy is booming, but if you can't afford gas, rent and groceries it doesn't matter what they tell you. They just keep telling us that we don't know how good we have it, and nobody believes them. That's the ticket to a revolution. You can only rule with the consent of the ruled. Check a history book!!

Sunday Shorts, Shots and Sarcasm

 In the old days before the FBI became a branch of the Democratic Party, they would have already charged Letitia James, Fani Willis, Alvin Bragg and Jack Smith with violating Trump's civil rights. Since they are now operating as the KGB, that won't happen.

The big news this week on network TV news was that the Kennedy family has endorsed Joe Biden for President. I feel better knowing that the "trust fund folks" are supporting Biden. Since most of them are not seriously employed, they have the time to help Jill and the White House staff watch Joe and get him to the crapper on time. 

With the demise of multiple murderer O.J. Simpson, the Kardashian family should have the time to join together and endorse Joe. I heard on NPR that the Brady Bunch has scheduled a press conference next week so that they too, can endorse Dementia Joe. Biden is so excited that Karine Jean-Pierre actually said that the President can't wait to sniff and fondle Marcia Brady.

Biden wanted to try and get an endorsement from the Muppets until someone had to break the news to him that they were puppets. He took the news well and then asked, "Do you mean that Barack has his hand up their asses, too?"

You would think that with all of the technology available, they could train a dog to lead Joe Biden off a stage. Even the dog knows not to crap on stage. Plus, the dog would always be there to shake hands with Biden. No more ghost shakes!!

What's the difference between Putin and Biden? Depends?

MSNBC has already engaged in preliminary talks with attorneys about a possible bankruptcy filing if Trump wins in November. They have also contracted with several counseling firms to deal with grief issues and suicide threats.

My original slam was going to be "Morning Joe has turned into Moaning Joe". Unfortunately, Morning Joe turned into "Yelling Joe" this week. MSNBC needs to get that jerk some professional help. I'm sorry Joe, and that's either Biden or Scarborough, but changes in volume does not make statements truthful. It's not often that you see a husband-and-wife team where both need psychiatric assistance. MSNBC should buy a Powerball ticket with that kind of luck.

I saw where Rep. Ilhan Omar's daughter was among those charged in the arrests at Columbia University on Thursday. Given the nature of Omar's marriage and family tree, the kid could be a sister, aunt or cousin or all of the afore mentioned. We will need some help from Ancestry to chart this one out.

At Columbia's tent village, all of the tents were the same kind. It's almost like someone is supplying all of their needs. Why doesn't Soros help the little bastards find jobs?

All of the protest chants apparently have to rhyme. It's like some kind of "hate" poetry. Is it "refugee rap"? Or would that be racist?

The evils of "groupthink" are available for view at college campuses across the land.

If students are arrested are here on a student visa, they need to be sent back home immediately. They can't come back for trial without a note that says their parents beat them.

There is talk that the House of representatives seeks to make the aid to the Ukraine a loan. Why bother? Biden forgave a larger amount of that in student loans the other day. He won't even break a sweat forgiving a loan to a country that hired his kid.

It's baseball time again and I still fall asleep at a 3-2 count for the first batter. 

I found out last week that a teacher I hated in high school passed away last year. It has been 53 years, but the old axiom that "Time heals all wounds" is still not true. 

If Biden forgiving student loans is not bribing voters, why isn't it? He's not forgiving the loan; he's transferring it to the taxpayers.  Asked what they will do with their loans forgiven, the top answer was "travel". Here's a travel tip. Go to hell you lazy little bastards! Yeah, I feel better now. 

I don't do a lot of forecasts, but if Trump wins in November at least three of the broads on "The View" will kill themselves. Joy will stupid herself to death. You are left to decide the fate of the others.

Rip Van Biden

 Biden spent three days this week in Pennsylvania. On Thursday, he secured the endorsement of the Kennedy family. Obviously, that was excluding RFK Jr. I would love to be at their Thanksgiving gathering this year if Biden loses. 

Despite the "experts" all claiming that family patriarch Joe Kennedy did not deal in illegal liquor importation during prohibition, several people involved in organized crime all claim that he did. He would need all of that money later to buy JFK a Presidency. 

My favorite Kennedy story is that after the National Enquirer published photos of Ted Kennedy having sex with a young lady in his boat, Sen. Howell Heflin from Alabama said, "I see that Senator Kennedy has changed his position on offshore drilling." 

Enough about the Irish mob. I think that they have just about milked the Kennedy name dry. It's been sixty years since JFK was killed, the coattails are gone. Who really gives a rat's ass about who the Kennedy family endorses?  There's nobody looking at a line of illegal immigrants lined up for government freebies who is asking "Who are the Kennedys going to endorse?" It's 2024, excepting RFK Jr., the Kennedys are irrelevant. Other than for Rip Van Biden, because in his mind it is still 1972.

But back to Jolting Joe Biden or Rip Van Biden, you pick. Who knew that in 1973, the year Biden started in the Senate, Charlie Rich released an album that would become the Biden 2024 fight song? Yes, I am talking about Behind Closed Doors. This is where Biden's defenders all claim that he is almost lifelike. He can't put together two complete sentences when he speaks to the public, but he's Abe Lincoln in private. He can't walk up a set of stairs in public, but he's a gymnast in his private residence. Does anyone really believe this bullshit?

In Pennsylvania the other day, Biden lulled listeners to sleep with his claim that his uncle had been most likely consumed by cannibals in New Guinea. Never mind that the official Army records did not agree with anything Biden said other than that his uncle was in the Army. 

In what has to be the most deceptive headline of the week, NBC reported that "Biden mischaracterizes his uncle's disappearance during World War II". Why not just tell the truth, Biden lied? Why use four letters when sixteen are available? Why use a single syllable when you can use five? Why? Because NBC is lying to us about Biden lying. Has NBC or their bastard offspring MSNBC, ever claimed that Trump mischaracterized something?  Of course not, they tell us that Trump is a liar. Only Biden "mischaracterizes." 

With apologies to Washington Irving, Biden's brain is the new Legend of Sleepy Hollow. There's just nothing going on in there. Biden is in a "Can you top this?" competition with himself. 

The news media that refuses to acknowledge that Biden is suffering from mental issues is lying to America and the rest of the world. The question that America needs to ask the news media is "Why are you lying?"

This news media distortion is straight out of the Communist playbook. TASS cannot hold a candle to MSNBC when it comes to lying for the government. The New York Times lies so often that the three sane people in New York City are talking about missing PRAVDA. Give us a break guys, at least give telling the truth a shot.

Watch the video of Biden trying to order a milkshake at a WaWa in Pennsylvania and tell me that you want this guy to have the nuclear launch codes. By the way, why aren't there crowds of people in the picture with Biden? Democrats have to stage everything for Joe. It's a big day when he walks across the room in the right direction. Maybe they just needed to close the doors at WaWa so Joe could shine?