July 4 Fireworks??

 Hakeem Jeffries set a new record for a House speech by a party leader. That was on Wednesday. He spoke for more than eight hours to try to slow down the approval of Trump's "Big Beautiful Bill". If you think that anyone was listening, ask anyone, including Hakeem, to name five things that he spoke about. Speech is measured by quality, not quantity. He didn't change a single Republican's mind. Dims may need to bring Silicon Nancy back to run things.

Jeffries was able to convert a lot of people who were on the fence about the bill to start backing it. To be honest about Hakeem's performance, he was no less coherent after eight hours than he was when he started the bore-athon. The tears in his eyes were because he was about to piss in his pants.

Joe Biden is claiming that world leaders are calling him and telling him that "he needs to get engaged". Joe responded to them by saying that he was already married to Jill. If you believe that world leaders are actually calling Biden, send for one of my sales brochures about oceanfront property in Iowa.

As long as I am writing about Joe, I will point out that he was doing a little time traveling when he told reporters that a publisher wanted him to finish a 500-page memoir by "March of this year". Yeah, he's sharp as a tack. If you believe that Biden is actually writing a 500-page "memoir", don't bother sending for a brochure on that Iowa oceanfront property. Call me immediately.

Before Jill could stop him, Joe Biden had called Hakeem Jeffries and told him that he had issued him a pardon for making that speech. 

Today, the Fourth of July, Trump will sign the "Big, Beautiful, Bill" in Washington. Early fireworks will be provided by reporters from the major networks having their heads explode at the signing. Trump will sign the bill at five on the fourth causing Dims to consume a fifth by six.

The controversy over the Biden Auto Pen usage continues as some "handwriting expert" claims that the Auto Pen signature isn't even Joe's. Inquiring minds want to know more, but the major networks are trying hard to ignore this story.

I was at a very unusual auction this week. I had to bid $50 to avoid being compelled to take home a Hunter Biden painting. I should have known when the ad read "Cat Shit Art Auction".

Did you read about the 18-year-old who called a McDonalds in Polk County, Florida and threatened to shoot the place up because they had left the McNuggets out of his order? This nutcase was the focus of Sheriff Grady Judd's daily presentation to the media. If you haven't watched a Grady Judd news conference, you haven't lived. Judd leaves reporters missing asking Trump questions.

After a lifetime in the restaurant business, I wasn't even surprised to hear that story about McNuggets. I would think that most people call in threats because you did put the McNuggets in the bag.  

I don't have to wait for the fireworks tonight because some idiot in my neighborhood celebrated the Third of July last night with fireworks. Must be a Democrat?