Saturday, Satire Day, Sat All Day???

 Why is it while making the case to let illegal immigrants swarm into our country, liberals say stuff like "Who will pick our crops?" or "Who will take care of our children?" or "Who will clean our houses?" Have you ever heard one say, "Who will cure cancer?" or "Who will represent me in court?" Of course not, liberals are just looking for the next slave class to serve them.

Why was Supreme Court Justice Kagan opposed to nationwide injunctions when Biden was President but is okay with them when Trump is President? Do you flip flop much Justice Kagan?

The Colorado Rockies have the worst record in major league baseball at 18-64. They might have a chance at the World Series if they can win every one of their 80 remaining games. The good news for fans is that they will probably give away a lot of free stuff to get you to go to the ballpark for the rest of the season.

The Rockies aren't as bad as the Tampa Bay Bucs were when they started. In the first season, they went 0-14. However, they did win one exhibition game. In their second season they started off losing six straight games. At that point, a friend started selling T-shirts that read "Go For 0". His business remained brisk until they won the thirteenth game of the year at New Orleans. They came home for the last game of the season against the St. Louis Cardinals. I was there on December 18, 1977, when the Bucs won their first home game. I watched as the fans stormed the field and tore down the goalposts for a 2-12 season. 

The Bucs won that game with a sellout crowd of more than 72,000 on hand. In the 48 years since then, I have talked to more than a quarter of a million people who all claim that they were there for that game. "Victory has a thousand fathers, defeat is an orphan?"

If you have read this swill for a time or two, you know that I am a bit of an historian. The prelude to the Civil War was a more than forty-year argument about "States' rights". Like millions of other Americans, I thought that the Civil War had settled that argument. Today, I am fascinated that the states that opposed the Confererate states idea of "states' rights" are now pushing that same idea as their own.

Look at the states that are screaming about their rights. You have New York, Massachusetts, New Jersey, Maine, Michigan, Illinois, Minesota and California all claiming that the federal government cannot regulate illegal immigration. These are all the same states that more than 160 years ago were claiming that not only did the federal government have the right to end slavery, but they also had the obligation to end slavery. Liberals are nothing if not flexible 

Is Donald Trump the new Abraham Lincoln? I just threw that in to piss off any liberal who had read this far down.

Is Gavin Newsome the new Jefferson Davis?? Somewhere a liberal reading this just jumped from a window. Or is Gavin Newsome America's Lenin? A few more liberals just jumped from the roof.

Finally, yesterday the Supreme Court ruled that Federal District Court judges are indeed only "District" Court judges and should not issue nationwide injunctions. Another Democratic scheme to strip the President of power goes down the crapper. We went a couple of hundred years without national injunctions; we can go another couple of hundred.