Monday Medley of Moronic Movements

In keeping with the "No Kings" idea, we now celebrate Martin Luther Day on a Monday in January. Great news for the Lutheran Church??

I have invented a time travel machine. I am going back in time to give Tim Walz's parents a brochure on the joys of masturbation. I may need to find someone to read it to them.

Fox has announced that they are doing a remake of "To Tell the Truth". The first show will feature three people all claiming to be Alex Padilla. The show will start with all three saying, "Do you know who I am?" No? Maybe?

Judge Breyer said that protesting against the federal government was okay. How is looting stores and assaulting state law enforcement officers a protest against the federal government?

Memo to Sen. Alex Padilla POS-CA: If you want to get treated like a United States Senator, start by acting like one.  Senators and Congressmen are not gods. They all have feet of clay, and some have brains of clay    

Pelosi's sock puppet, Hakeem Jeffries attacked Rep. Gabe Evans for his resolution on antisemitism. Jeffries said that Evans would be a one term Rep.  Just for the record, Puppet Man, Abe Lincoln was a one term Rep. 

Maybe if a group looted Judge Breyer's office and burned his car, he would get a little more insight into what a riot actually is. Maybe the protesters should chase his ass down the street?

After watching 30 seconds of a speech by Tampon Tim Walz, I realized that we need to reset the standard for "buffoon". Congrats Tampon Tim, you are now the gold standard for "buffoon"!! Walk tall, if you can!

Maxine Waters is still claiming that there has been "no violence" in the LA riots. I am starting a Go Fund Me page to get Moron Max a Seeing Eye dog. She can dress up the dog with a matching wig.

Hillary Clinton, America's Bitch-at-Large, criticized Trump and the parade on Saturday for the US Army's birthday. She wrote "On the other, millions of people across the country gathering peacefully to say: Here, we have no kings." We have no queens either, cunt. Before the C-word offends you, that's just an acronym for "Clinton uses no tact". Thanks!!

We need to send an army of tutors to gatherings of Democrats so that they can explain to the libs what "mostly peaceful" or "peaceful" actually means. Just for the record, "peaceful" almost never includes burning and looting. If cell phone stores and jewelry stores are looted, it is not considered "peaceful." Those activities are how some racial stereotypes come into existence. There's nothing like proving that some other idiots are right.

I hate to disagree with so many liberals, but I actually enjoyed the 250th Birthday for the U.S. Army parade on Saturday. Since I didn't have any rioting or assaults on police officers to attend, it made for a good evening in front of the television.

I think that "No Kings Day" was just reinforcing a stereotype. While the term "drag queen" is common, has anyone who is not a Dim, ever used the term "drag king"? Are the libs involved in some kind of sexual discrimination here? Is this what they meant by "No Kings"?

Finally, some good news. Puerto Rico is considering trying to separate from the United States and rejoin with Spain. I am confused. Does this mean that we will ship all of our Puerto Ricans back to Puerto Rico or do we send them to Spain?