More Monday Morning Moans

 The federal judges who are ruling against Trump's claims that there has been an invasion of this country are wrong. Those judges would not notice an invasion if one bit them in the ass.  I realize that it may be asking a lot of a judge but maybe they should leave the confines of their courtrooms and actually look around the nation. Congress should pass a law requiring that within the next thirty days, EVERY federal judge must work an eight-hour shift as a greeter at Walmart. Let's call it an exercise in fact finding. It would certainly be an eye-opening experience for the judges.

The suspended Milwaukee Hannah Dugan, although not a federal judge, should prove to be a natural at the Walmart greeter job. She purports to have a lot of experience in showing illegals the quick way out of the building.

Bill Clinton claimed yesterday that he had met several times with Joe Biden and had not noticed any cognitive issues. Of course, this is the same Bill Clinton who told the world, "I did not have sex with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."  Unverified reports are that Clinton may be suffering some cognitive issues himself as he appeared not to remember Joe's last name and he kept referring to Biden as "Joe Blow". Hopefully, Bill is only referencing the cocaine found in the White House during Dr. Jill's administration.

Jill Biden is being compared to Lady Macbeth so frequently that she now is telling reporters that it is not Lady Macbeth, it is Dr. Macbeth.  

There are rumors among pollsters that Jill Biden is on the cusp of replacing Hillary Clinton in the polls as America's "First Bitch". Of course, Jill will insist that she be called "Dr. First Bitch".

Andrea Mitchell received a Peabody Award for "Career Achievement" on Sunday. I can only assume that there was a one award limit and that someone else won the "Shilling for the Democratic Party" lifetime award.

Andrea Mitchell said in an interview, "Trust is the coin of the realm, and we have to be the gold standard. We have to be absolutely right all the time."  Bad news Andrea, but you are the photocopied three-dollar bill standard. You are wrong almost all the time and no one with more than a room temperature IQ trusts you. By the way Andrea, congrats on receiving another meaningless award from your ass licking liberal friends/accomplices.

I love all of the manufactured controversy from liberals about the military parade coming in Washington on June 14. The same people who flock to parades and gatherings in Pride Month oppose celebrating the 250th anniversary of the United States Army on June 14. Just for the record, it is the US Army's birthday. It is also Flag Day. And last, but certainly not least, it is President Donald Trump's birthday. That's probably what is really pissing off all of the leftists and Democrats and communists. But I repeat myself. 

I guess that liberals are worried that a US Army parade on the Army's birthday will somehow affect the sanctity of Pride Month. Hopefully, you noticed the sarcasm in that statement,

In 2016, I attended my first Trump rally. It was at the Greensboro Coliseum. The room was not even full. That was the last time I attended a Trump rally without having to wait in line. The rally was on June 14. There was a group of four women in front of me whom had brought a birthday cake for Trump and gave it to some staffer to give to him. Apparently, I must have been one of the few who didn't know it was Trump's birthday. It didn't matter; I don't bring birthday gifts to billionaires.

At the rally, there were three young black men sitting next to me. While we were waiting for Trump to arrive, (Trump is never there at the beginning of the rally), we talked about Trump. One of the men said, "My mother said that Trump was born on Flag Day. She said that is a sign from God." I asked him, "Well, what do you think?" He smiled and said, "I am nineteen. I don't argue with my mother." I laughed and said, "Good Plan!"

This is America, celebrate the holiday of your choice on June 14.