Sarcasm for Sunday Evening in the Park

 Reo. James Clyburn of South Carolina appeared on CNN today and said that he thought that Joe Biden was still fit to serve another four-year term. To anyone with more than a room temperature IQ, this is a sign that Clyburn is not fit to serve any longer himself. 

Did James Comey find those shells arranged as "86 47" or did he actually arrange those shells in that pattern? He claimed that he found that during a walk on the beach. If they were really out on the beach, why hasn't anyone else taken a picture of the shells? Was it in his back yard? Both pro-Trump and anti-Trump people would be interested in taking a picture, yet no one did. My theory is that Big Jim arranged the shells and took a picture. This wouldn't be his first lie to government investigators.

Investigators need to go through his phone and computer and see who else Comey has talked to about "86'ing" Donald Trump. The FBI needs to treat him like they treated all of the people involved in the January 6 festivities. If you are an FBI veteran, just pretend that you arrested Comey for praying at an abortion clinic.

It's about time for Donald Trump to suspend the writ of habeas corpus and clear the illegals out of the country. Just a reminder that we are watching history repeat itself. In 1860 the Democrats were saying that we needed slaves to pick our crops and take care of our children.  In 2025 Democrats are saying the same things about illegal immigrants. Search "Nancy Pelosi on immigrants" for comments. History really does repeat itself.

If we allow millions of illegal immigrants into the country, how long before they all are demanding "reparations"? Remember that history repeats itself.

Trump would not be the first President in history to declare martial law if he decided to do that. He should declare martial law in New York City to deal with the protests at schools there.  He should just declare martial law at every college or university where they stage those anti-Semitic demonstrations. Send in the National Guard to teach students what "limits" mean.

The same people who are screaming about Qatar donating a plane to Trump were strangely quiet when the Chinese pumped millions of dollars into the Biden family coffers. Trump is being public about it where the Bidens still deny the facts.

Joe Biden has been diagnosed with prostate cancer. How does a guy who is one of the most closely medically observed people on the planet suddenly get diagnosed with this? His doctors apparently just filled out the forms and never actually examined the patient. Of course, in their defense, who wants to put their finger up Biden's ass? Obviously, Dr. Jill is not a real doctor.

 A couple of years ago, my doctor told me that all men will get prostate cancer if they live long enough. I thanked him for the encouraging words and suggested that his next career should not involve writing greeting cards.

And that's the sickest in sarcasm today.