Dumpster Diving for Democrats

 Yes, if you want to find a Democrat today you need to check the nearest trash dumpster. How bad is it for the Dims? My wife was watching the news last night and I was in another room getting ready to write this swill. I heard someone on the news call Hakeem Jeffries, "a Dollar Tree Barack Obama knockoff". I couldn't get to the television quickly enough to see who had said that. I went online and found out that the expression is sweeping the country. 

God must have been tithing with brains when Jasmine Crockett was conceived. She only got ten per cent of the normal amount.

Have you ever had your toilet back up and no matter how many times you flushed it, there was that one turd that would not go down the drain? We call that the Jamie Raskin effect. He just hangs on saying stupid shit.

If money was intelligence, Dan Goldman would be one of the smartest people in Congress. But it isn't and Dan isn't. Goldman couldn't spell "CAT" if you spotted him the C and the A. Dan Goldman, just another reason to hate Yankees. 

Of course, like almost all Dims, Goldman is a hypocrite. This gem comes from that bastion of liberalism, Wikipedia. "Goldman's financial disclosures indicate he has a line of credit from Goldman Sachs worth up to $50 million in addition to investments in weapons manufacturer Sturm, Ruger & Co., defense contractors Lockheed Martin and Northrop Grumman, oil companies Chevron, ExxonMobil and Halliburton, and Rupert Murdoch's Fox Corporation & News Corp.[34] Goldman's campaign said he will put his assets into a blind trust if elected and that he is no longer invested in Sturm, Ruger & Co". You gotta love the hypocrisy there.

You know it's bad for the Dims when AOC is looking like one of the smart ones. Of course, she and confirmed Communist Bernie Sanders are flying around the country on private jets on their "Fighting Oligarchy" tour. They should stay at home and do a "Fighting Stupidity" tour. 

The Dollar Tree Barack Obama is telling Republicans that they better not file charges against any of the three Congressional Democrats who charged the gate and scuffled with ICE agents in New Jersey last week. The Dims claim that they were there on a "congressional oversight" mission. Memo to Dims: There is a process for doing that. You failed to take any of the proper steps. You need to be jailed to give yourself some time to learn.

The irony that the Congressional representatives from the party that screams that everyone is entitled to "due process" fails to follow the process is more than average Americans can take.

If the Congress of the United States had any balls, and they don't, they would quickly vote to remove their trespassing associates from the Congress. Even Barney Fife knew, "The law must be enforced."

Dims are claiming that the mayor of Newark was "arrested on private property". What the hell does that have to do with anything? The overwhelming majority of people arrested in this country are arrested on private property. That is not illegal.

There were conservatives sent to prison for just walking on to the Capitol grounds on January 6. Why should Dimocrats not get the same treatment? The congresswoman seen on bodycam video throwing her fat ass against the ICE agents should be charged with assault. Remember the Dimocratic battle cry, "No one is above the law."

But I will end this tirade with a reminder to vote against part-time Republican and full-time liar, Thom Tillis. Thom is in the midst of his regular election time transition to claiming to be a conservative. Remember, Anybody But Thom!!