Manic Monday Morning Memos

 I saw a headline criticizing Trump for playing golf while we have so many problems in the United States. I searched newspapers.com, but I can't find any headlines criticizing Clinton for getting Oval Office blowjobs while the nation flatlined. Why weren't theses same folks upset when Biden flopped on the beach and vegetated his four-year term away in the sun?  At least Trump knows that he is playing golf.

Democrats are claiming that Trump telling people to buy stocks is "insider trading".  These clowns are performing in a drama from the "Theater of the Absurd". Insider trading is not when you tell the world to buy or sell. They don't need to look any further than their own ranks for examples of insider trading. Do they know Nancy Pelosi? It's not like she is the only one doing that. Physician, heal thyself!!

Why isn't "hypocrite" listed in the dictionary as a synonym for "Democrat"?

Can Donald Trump order the Supreme Court to "facilitate" the end of suits against him by Democrats? No and neither can than the court direct Trump to get a deportee back from El Salvador. That's up to El Salvador. 

The beauty of the Constitution is that the writers gave the judicial system no way to enforce a ruling against the executive branch. The branches are all co-equals. Trump may be the next Andrew Jackson. "John Roberts has no army."

Bernie Sanders is reported to be a self-described "socialist". No, like in a communist society, Bernie is part of the ruling class. He has never held a real job in the working class. He has spent most of his life getting paid by taxpayers. Bernie wants to tell businesses how to operate but has never operated a business. The shift manager at McDonalds has more real business experience than Bernie.  Bernie makes $174,00 a year and spends at least half of the year in DC. He owns three homes. How many homes would a real socialist need?

In North Carolina, we always know when there is a US Senate race coming up. This is the time in his term when Thom Tillis tries to act like a conservative again. He spent the last four years as some kind of demented Demo-publican. There's a rumor that Roy Cooper may run for that Senate seat. Tillis or Cooper? That's like asking North Carolina voters to pick the top turd in the septic tank!

Every time that Senator Richard Blumenthal opens his mouth, it explains why the Dems suck so badly. Blumenthal used to tell people that he had served in Vietnam. It turned out that his biggest combat experience had been in leading the Marine Corps Reserves in the "Battle for Toys for Tots" in Washington DC. 

Duke lost in the semi-finals of the NCAA basketball tournament. If I am late getting this news to you, it's because I really don't care. I am so old that I remember when people went to college for academic reasons. 

Democrats should push for the development of the vaccine to prevent TDS, Trump Derangement Syndrome. At least, they should give their children a chance for sanity.

Tax Day is tomorrow. I worry less since I don't have a real job.

I will have the AutoPen sign this post.