Coonskin Cap?

 I guess that we should be thankful that Donald Trump's birthday isn't July 4th or the leftwing nutcases (Dims for short) would be trying to cancel that holiday.

Should Jasmine Crockett trade in one of her many wigs for a coonskin cap to match the classic Crockett image?

Democrats claim that their "No Kings" rallies on Saturday attracted more than five million people. They claim that this shows that they are more popular than Trump. They also claim that there were only about 250,000 people at the US Army Birthday celebration in Washington DC. They also claim that they had 2,000 gatherings around the country on Saturday that attracted five million losers and whiners. Of course, they might not have used those actual words to describe their followers, but they have a disdain for the truth. Trump held one event and had 250,000 in attendance, not counting those watching on television. Did any network televise a "No Kings" rally from start to finish? Call me when you are serious guys!!

If you are a liberal and still don't understand the preceding paragraph, let me break it down for you. You claim that you had twenty times as many people attend your events as Trump had who attended his single event. So, you held 2000 times as many events as Trump did but only drew 20 times as many attendees as he did.  You lose, deal with it. 

I have been offered a chance to appear on the new To Tell The Truth game show on Fox. I turned it down because I was unable to say "I am Tim Walz" without laughing like a mad man. Then they told me that I wasn't fat enough to appear with Alex Padilla.

Alex Padilla should simply "put a sock in it" because no one not named Joe Biden has less credibility than Alex Padilla. 

Tim Walz and his supporters are claiming that while Tim Walz did appoint shooter/murderer Vance Boelter to some government commission, he did it without knowing anything about him. That sounds a lot like dereliction of duty. I have never even been approached about serving on some government advisory board. Who makes appointments without at least running a background check? It's not like Walz didn't have a police force that could have done that for him. Can the governor not get the state police to do that? Minnesota, where any kook can get on a government commission. 

Looking back, the best thing to happen to Alex Padilla last week was that neither Tom Homan nor Kash Patel was at that press conference with Kristi Noem. 

In Utah at a "No Kings" rally on Saturday, an innocent man was shot and killed by a "peacekeeper". Only at a liberal protest do "peacekeepers" kill those in attendance. Nobody can keep the peace like a liberal. I thought that liberals were opposed to the "commoners" owning firearms. Or is that only at Republican events?