Wednesday, July 29, 2020

Reflections from the Road Ver. 7.20

My wife and I recently returned from a ten day road trip accompanied by our eight year old granddaughter. We visited relatives in Louisiana and Florida  The last day featured a stop at South of the Border, that's in South Carolina, not Miami.

Normally the highways are filled with billboards advertising ambulance chasing legal specialists. This trip the most frequently appearing signs read "now hiring". Yes, "now hiring". This because the federal government is saving the country from the 'Rona virus by paying people more to stay home than their employers will pay them to work. We told the Congress before they passed this, but Democrats insisted that their loafers would fall to pieces without a $600 weekly federal supplement to their state unemployment benefits. Turns out that we were right. People will not work if they can stay home watching television and make more money. Gomer Pyle said it best, "Surprise, Surprise!!"

Hotels that normally offer a hot breakfast now offer a few wrapped sweet rolls and fruit wrapped in plastic film. There is no reduction in the room rates, however.

Memo to mask wearers: While the mask may or may not protect you from something, washing your hands before leaving the rest stop restroom is still a good practice. An impromptu analysis from my rest area experiences reveals that mask wearers are less likely to wash their hands in comparison to the anti-mask desperados that Democrats lecture the nation about constantly. This problem will continue after the "Rona has gone away. By the way, if you don't wash your hands, don't bite your nails.

The Panic of 2020 has caused businesses to act to further increase profits while sales skyrocket. At Wal-Mart, they are down to using one entrance at their stores. This herds all of the customers into a cattle chute to enter and exit, so that they need not staff the other entrances. It's not like their traffic has slowed and they need to reduce staffing, they are just greedy. Cut costs and blame the 'Rona.  Many fast food chains will not re-open their doors until they can use 100% of their seating. So you are compelled to use the drive-thru. This is difficult for those who walk to the restaurant. With many fast food chains facing double digit sales increases, they are using this opportunity to maximize profits by not allowing people to walk inside and order takeout. 

In the beach area of South Alabama, there are few mask wearers. There are more in the Florida panhandle area, but they are still not in the majority. Why can't the government just give out accurate statistics on who is getting the disease and where it is a problem. Because that would be discriminatory? Governments are famed for cowardice. Try the truth, guys.

Tragic news from Fort Walton Beach. The owner of the Passionate Patriot shop in Fort Walton Beach passed away in June from cancer. While his shop is still open, the family has put it up for sale. 

Down the street from the Passionate Patriot is Kinfolks BBQ. The sign in their window tells you that you don't need a mask to eat there.  Thanks guys!!

Vacation is over. Back home now in the Nanny State with Ma Cooper telling us all how to live while he breaks state laws every day. Honk if you hate Roy Cooper. Get a job if you don't!


Thursday, July 16, 2020

Thursday Thoughts Ver. 7.16

Greta Thunberg is now an expert on race relations. There aren't enough black people in Sweden to form a basketball team. What does she know? The media was running short of punk ass teenagers to quote, I guess.

Gov. Kemp of Georgia is my new hero. He is suing the mayor of Atlanta for refusing to obey his executive order about mask ordinances. She's so busy trying out for the open space on the Biden-"Black Woman" ticket that she can't run the city.

Here's an area where we not only have achieved equality, but blacks have surged ahead of the old white guys. The area is mayors who are so corrupt or stupid that their cities are about to slide into the sewer. Blacks have made a strong push into the political corruption arena, but the news media is trying to gloss over it.

Gov. Kemp was right about mask laws being almost impossible to enforce. Try putting some old people in jail for not wearing a mask and you will find yourself hoping for a BLM protest instead. A government that screws with taxpayers about a face mask is a government looking to find other work.

Commissar Roy Cooper continues his drive to bankrupt North Carolina. Frankly, I am surprised that he is still alive. You don't see him anywhere other than at fundraisers in other states and his TV appearances from the Emergency Services bunker in Raleigh.

Cooper wants to put masks on all students at school when they go back to school. He needs to spend the day with a 6 year old before finalizing this policy.

I think that the leadership of Black Lives Matters are candidates for an investigation for violations of the RICO Act.

Another "Medical Expert" said that if we will all just wear a mask for the next four to six weeks, then we can stop this virus. So far, increased mask usage is reflected in higher numbers of people infected. What science is it that these clowns are using? They all talk about decisions based on science, they just never show us the science. To keep repeating this claim is testimony to the arrogance of man. Memo: We can't control everything.

CDC=  Constantly Defying Credibility

There are many in North Carolina who believe that Herr Cooper is only using "political science". Of course, he is being backed up by that Commie Cohen, the doctor who has never practiced medicine. What a team!!



 

Tuesday, July 14, 2020

Typical Tuesday Taunts

Why doesn't the House of Representatives examine their own body and subpoena Nancy Pelosi's financial records to see what she's been doing?

Chuck "The Schmuck" Schumer. There's nothing left to say.

If you really believe that black lives matter, please stop killing each other.

The COVID-19 death rate is climbing in the nation because it pays hospitals more than any other disease. What you reward, you reinforce.

If the number of people wearing masks has increased and the number of people with the virus continues to increase, there are only two possibilities. First masks don't prevent the spread of the disease, OR masks are actually helping to spread the disease.

"Health Experts" are claiming that mobs protesting and looting are not spreading the virus because many wear masks. I thought they were wearing masks to keep their parents from seeing where they went after sneaking out of the basement.

The NBA will not allow any statements about Hong Kong on players' uniforms. Actions speak louder than words. 

Why do athletes all think that they are more important than the rest of us? Most of us have taught a dog to catch a ball. Does the dog beat his chest and point to the sky after catching the ball? Or does he just lick his balls and howl?

Does anyone really give a rat's ass about what a defensive back thinks, if they even do?

The Democrats want Bob Mueller to testify at a Senate hearing. Have they found a ventriloquist who can make it look like Mueller is putting together coherent thoughts? Maybe even a complete sentence?

Joe Biden is suing Troy Landry for trademark infringement. Apparently on Swamp People, Troy is calling himself "King of the Swamp". Biden claims that he used it first.

Hanging in there, Bubba Wallace finished 27th in Sunday's race at Kentucky. There must have been something that slowed his car down. What's the drag coefficient on a noose made from garage door rope?

The NASCAR race was won by rookie Cole Custer. NASCAR has asked him to change his name to keep from offending their Native American demographic. He's trying to pick between George Custer and Cole Porter.

Roy Cooper keeps removing statues claiming that they are "Public Safety hazards". Those mobs roaming the streets vandalizing memorials, burning, and looting are all just tourists according to Cooper.

Need a mob to protest, loot, and burn? Call 1-800-DEMOCRAT. They deliver.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg is back in the hospital. Another case for term limits for federal judges. With any luck, her last words will be "Trump lives".

If you are a guy who wants to pretend to be a woman, go ahead. Just don't expect the rest of us to pretend with you.

The only good thing about the whole transgender thing is that we now know that doctors will do anything for money. This is a liberal celebration of mental illness. If someone wanted to cut off their arm, would you let them? Of course not, but cutting off your penis is okay?

Actually, there's another good side effect from transgenders. Suddenly everyone is talking about pronouns. I haven't heard a discussion on pronouns in 50 years. Of course, public education has failed so badly that not many people understand what pronouns are.

The pronoun thing won't gain any traction without students in school. They can play together outside in their yards, but can't sit next to each other in a classroom. Does this really make sense?

Did some research on social distancing standards in other countries. In Europe, some nations use one meter as the distance. Other use one and a half meters as the standard. The British, who brought us the prudes of the Victorian Age, use two meters. The United States uses six feet, a little less than two meters. Where is the science that shows that any or all of these work? Is it in the rising virus rates??

In closing, the Washington Redskins have announced that they will change their team name. I was hoping for the Raleigh Redskins but that apparently will not be. If not, how about "The Foreskins"? This will pay tribute to all of the dickheads in D.C. and those who clamored for change. Plus, they can still be referred to as "the Skins". Also, if you have season tickets, they will have a special feature for the "Foreskin" fans. Just rub your seat and it turns into a club suite.





  



Monday, July 13, 2020

Summer Reruns??

When I was a kid, the TV networks used reruns to fill the summers. Now there are entire networks depending on reruns for all of their programing. I decided that rather than write out a rant today, I would just post a rerun. I wrote this in 2006. It may be more relevant now than then. Enjoy!

The Umbrella Story

On a rainy afternoon, a group of protesters were gathered outside the grocery store handing out pamphlets on the “evils” of America. I politely declined to take one.
 There was an elderly woman behind me and a young (20-ish) female protester offered her a pamphlet, which she politely declined.
 The young protester gently put her hand on the old woman's shoulder and in a patronizing voice said, "Don't you care about the social injustice?"
 The old woman looked up at her and said: "Honey, my father died in France during World War II, I lost my husband in Korea, and a son in Vietnam. All three died so a naïve, ignorant, self-centered bimbo like you could have the right to stand here and badmouth our country; and if you touch me again, I'll shove this umbrella up your ass and open it."

Sunday, July 12, 2020

Letter to the Editor

I sent a note to the editor of the Rhino Times on Friday. The Rhino is an online publication in the City of Greensboro. As it probably won't make it to the Rhino, here's the text of it.

In Greensboro, the Confederate Memorial at Green Hill Cemetery was vandalized over the holiday weekend. It was reported to police on Friday afternoon, July 3.  The city hauled it off to storage while they attempt to justify the removal. If the statue of the Greensboro Four had been vandalized, would they have put it into storage? If people start tearing down MLK street signs, will they be placed in storage? Why didn't the city leave it in place so that news organizations and members of the public could see what had been done? Where are the pictures of the vandalism? You can bet your last dollar that if someone had vandalized the Greensboro Four statue, it would be all over the news with pictures. Is there a double standard being used by the leftist liberals and Communists who run Greensboro? After years of telling us that Confederate memorials need to be in cemeteries or museums, the left has demonstrated that idea is just another leftist lie. The memorial was in a cemetery. Nothing is safe from these people who accuse everyone else of hate and bigotry, but are themselves the real hate group.

Gilbert Jones

Sunday Sins??

Bob Mueller had an op-ed in the Washington Post about Trump granting clemency to Roger Stone. The liberal media, which is almost a redundant term, is raving about this op-ed.  How can anyone who watched Mueller's performance at the House hearing last year even start to believe that Mueller actually wrote this?  The Democrats want Lindsay Graham to have Mueller appear at a hearing. Graham says that he is okay with that. Don't these Democrats have any compassion for Mueller? To be kind, Mueller's communication skills are greatly reduced from a few years ago. Why put him up for questioning from Republican senators?

Everyone in the media and some alleged Republicans are screaming about Trump's grant of clemency to Roger Stone. It's so bad that someone wrote an op-ed piece for the Washington Post claiming to be Bob Mueller. Just for the record, Obama granted clemency to 1927 people, many of whom were felon drug dealers. Trump has granted clemency to 36 people. So naturally, Adam Schiff wants to pass a law restricting Presidential pardon power. More proof that Schiff has never read the Constitution. 

Lil Marlo, evidently a well-known rapper in Atlanta, was shot and killed last night on I-285 in Atlanta. I have not seen anything from the police about this. The one thing that you can be sure of is that there are no witnesses.  Helen Keller saw more than the average witness to a murder of a black man. Black people have never seen anything that didn't involve a policeman killing an "innocent man".

Is there a bigger piece of crap in Washington than Mitt Romney? If he gets re-elected, the people of Utah all need to be drug tested.

Roger Stone was charged with a felony for lying to Congress. Why isn't it a felony for Congress to lie to us? We need to update this law. Of course, Schiff isn't advocating this?

If you don't believe that the Roger Stone case was all politically motivated, watch the video of the FBI strike force assembled to arrest Stone at his home. Mass murderers get a smaller team of cops for an arrest. 

If James Earl Ray comes back from the dead, someone give him Nancy Pelosi's name and address.

Today's News & Record features an article in the Rockingham Now section about the COVID-19 crisis. This was just a press release from the Democratic Party. Dr. William Luking wrote "First, be thankful you live in a state where the governor is thoughtfully aware of the crucial role of government during a public health crisis and relies upon science-based decisions regarding the reopening of the state. I can’t emphasize this enough." I am not a medical expert, but if Roy Cooper farts, Luking is the first to know.

The Executive Committee of the Democratic Party of Guilford County has issued a resolution calling for the defunding of the police. My personal pick for the most absurd demand was this: "Require officers go through Trans 101 Training led by very well compensated trans and gender non-conforming people."  So we need to pay some one who is in desperate need of mental help a lot of money to train policemen how to deal with other mentally ill people? I will leave it there.

Friday, July 10, 2020

Free Throw Friday

The top military man in the nation has expressed his concerns about how minority soldiers can handle the stress of working on a base named after a Confederate General. This is probably what white folks go through when they have to live or work on a street named after Martin Luther King.

NASCAR actually did a study of door pull ropes in all of their garages to see if there were any other nooses. Of course, they failed to give us any other data like whether or not the doors are all identical in size, age, and manufacturer. Were all of the rope pulls of the same material, size, and length? Were they all of the same age? Did they check them for fingerprints? Did they dispatch independent inspectors to each track or did they just have someone who worked at the track verify this critical piece of intelligence? Does anyone really care?

Several articles in the news about COVID cases in Tulsa surging 2 weeks after the Trump rally. What goes unsaid is that they were surging in several cities other than Tulsa. Also, there was absolutely no mention of any contact tracing that showed anyone actually got the disease at the Trump rally. It's only Trump, why bother with facts? They probably wrote the story before the rally.

You can't turn on the news without hearing about a poll declaring that Trump is hated, unelectable, or didn't eat vegetables as a child. The average poll surveys between 800 and 1500 people. In a nation of 330 million people, we are told that 1200 is a good representative sample. Based on what leftist kooks tell us, there may be more genders than 1200.

The late Lady Antebellum group is now in court trying to protect their new "Lady A" name. This is the price of "wokeness". Just shut up and sing!!

In Greensboro, NC, the Confederate Memorial was vandalized over the holiday weekend. In was located in the city's Green Hill Cemetery. The city hauled it off to storage while they attempt to justify the removal. If the statue of the Greensboro Four had been vandalized, would they have put it into storage? If they start tearing down MLK street signs, will they be placed in storage? Why didn't the city leave it in place so news organizations and members of the public could see what had been done? Where are the pictures of the vandalism? You can bet your ass that if someone had vandalized the Greensboro Four statue, it would be all over the news with pictures. Is there a double standard being used by the liberals who run Greensboro? After years of telling us that Confederate memorials needed to be in cemeteries or museums, the left has demonstrated that idea is just another leftist lie. 

The Ant and the Grasshopper

The ANT AND THE
GRASSHOPPER
 
This one is a little different ...

Two Different Versions ...
Two Different Morals
 
OLD VERSION
 
The ant works
hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.
 
The grasshopper
thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
 
Come winter, the ant is warm
and well fed.
 
The grasshopper has
no food or shelter, so he
dies out in the cold.
 
MORAL OF THE OLD STORY:
 
Be responsible for yourself!
 

MODERN
VERSION
 
The ant works hard
in the withering heat and the rain all summer long, building his house
and laying up supplies for the winter.
 
The grasshopper thinks the ant
is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
 
Come winter, the shivering grasshopper
calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be
allowed to be warm and well fed while he is cold and starving.
 
CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN,   
and ABC show up to
provide pictures of the shivering 
grasshopper
next to a video of the ant
in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.
America is stunned by the sharp contrast.
 
 
How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper
is allowed to suffer so?

Kermit the Frog appears
on 
Oprah
with the grasshopper
and everybody cries when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green'

Occupy the Anthill stages
a demonstration in front of the 
ant's house where the news stations film the
Black Lives Matter group singing, We shall overcome.
 
Then Reverend Al Sharpton
has the group kneel down to pray for the 
grasshopper
while he damns the ants. He later appears on MSNBC to complain that rich people do not care.
 
Former President Obama condemns the ant
and blames
Donald Trump, President Bush 43, President Bush 41, President Reagan, Christopher Columbus, and the
Pope
for the grasshopper's
plight.
 
Nancy Pelosi & Chuck Schumer   
exclaim in an interview on The View
that the 
ant has
gotten rich off the back of the

grasshopper,
and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.
 
Finally, the EEOC drafts 
the Economic Equity &
Anti-Grasshopper Act
retroactive to the beginning of
the summer.

The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number
of 
green bugs and,
having; nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the
Government Green Czar, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and given to the grasshopper.
 

The story ends as we see the grasshopper
and his free-loading friends finishing up the last bits of the ant's food while the government house he is in,
which, as you recall, just happens to be the ant's old house,
crumbles around them because the 
grasshopper doesn't maintain it.
 
The ant has disappeared in the snow, never to be seen again.
 
The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident, and the house, now abandoned, is taken
over by a gang of 
spiders who terrorize the ramshackle, once prosperous and peaceful, neighborhood.
 
The entire Nation collapses
bringing the rest
of the free world with it.
 

MORAL OF THE STORY:
 
Be careful how you vote in 2020.

Thursday, July 09, 2020

Thursday Thoughts Ver 7.9

The residents of Greensboro, NC continue to demonstrate the fraud of Black Lives Matter. After protesting, looting, and burning, they are now slaughtering each other at a record pace. This week, Police Chief Brian James implored the residents to stop settling disputes with guns. His pleas are falling on deaf ears. Greensboro is on a record pace for murders this year. There have been 7 murders already in July.  As of Monday, July 6, there had been 29 murders in the Gate City. For demographic purposes, the victims identities broke down as 26 black, 2 Hispanic, 1 white. Tell me again about how black lives matter. Apparently, not to other black people. The hypocrisy is breathtaking. 

The Democrats in Congress are continuing their drive for Reconstruction after the Civil War. It has been 143 years since Reconstruction ended but the Democrats drive to eliminate the Southern Culture is in a frenzy. Led by Speaker Nancy Pelosi, the famous Conniving California Cunt, the Democrats will probably vote to restart the war any day now.

Tired of listening to millionaires who play a game for a living, I suggest that we just all turn off our televisions and send the networks scrambling for some real programming. Include in that, the folks now running NASCAR. Run by the soon to be  Woke & Broke crowd, they better hurry and crown Bubba Wallace king while someone is still watching. What business tells their customer base that they are all racists?

In 1970, the local television news took about an hour and a half a day of programming. Today, on WGHP Fox 8 here in the Triad, the morning news show runs from 4:30 AM to 10:00 AM. The noon news runs from 12:00 until 1:00. The evening news runs from 4:00 until 7:00 PM. Then the late night news goes from 10:00 to 11:00. I am not good with math, but it looks like 10.5 hours of news programming a day. No wonder they have to make stuff up!!

The NFL has announced that they will play the "black National Anthem" before their first exhibition games. I have lived in this country since 1953 and this is the first that I have heard of a "black national anthem". Do they also have a black "Pledge of Allegiance"? If so, I am certain that they pledge their loyalty to the Democratic Party. Do they also have a separate set of tax forms to file? Let me go ahead and bid farewell to the NFL.

The word "racist" has been overused to such an extent that it has been rendered worthless. I know some real white supremacists and racists. What people call "racist" now just doesn't make that grade.








Wednesday, July 08, 2020

Wednesday Wake-up Call

I turned on the news this morning and saw the continuing controversy about the now famed racist DeSean Jackson and his anti-Semitic remarks. WOW! A black guy making racist remarks! This is almost as newsworthy as announcing  that the sun will rise in the east this morning.

I spent almost 50 years in the restaurant business working with black people and people of all other races. The restaurant business is kind of the United Nations of vocations. Here's a news flash for those of you just taking your first breath of life, people don't all like each other. This is the reason for most of the wars fought in human history. Race and national origin plays a large part in everything that happens in the world, get used to it. It doesn't matter how many times you sing, "I'd like to teach the world to sing," there will still be problems.

Here are a few notes from the last 50 years of observations from working in the restaurant UN. In Florida, people who are actually of Spanish descent do not care for Mexicans. That "Hispanic" term isn't swinging any weight in that department. There are also issues between Cubans and Mexicans.  How about Haitians? They don't even get along with other black people. Haitians aren't famous for their abilities to relate to anyone. If you doubt this, check the history of their nation. Yet everyday, these people put their prejudices aside and worked together with the native Florida Crackers to get their jobs accomplished.

In the seventh grade at George Washington (now famous slave owner, who was also the First President of the United States and the Commander of the American Army in the Revolution) Junior High, my home room teacher was Mr. Barnes. On the first day of school, Mr. Barnes proudly told us that he was a native Floridian and explained the "Cracker" term. Today, they would have fired Mr. Barnes for those comments.

Here in North Carolina, I have heard black people attack Chinese, Vietnamese, and Korean people. Basically, they talk about Asians like Klansmen talk about blacks. Mexicans? To many blacks, Mexicans are subhuman. They resent Mexicans and view them as people who have come here to take their jobs and say that the government is helping the Mexicans by giving them money. Stop me if you have heard this at a Klan rally about other groups. And Jews? Hitler was a piker compared to some of the black people that I have worked with and their comments on Jews. I grew up in Florida, I knew lots of Jewish people there. I had to come to a kitchen in North Carolina to hear black people and their racist views rant about Jews. What an eye opener! "Minister" Farrakhan may be getting all the press, but he has plenty of black believers following his words on Jews. DeSean Jackson is just the tip of the iceberg. 

 Blacks are just as prejudiced as any other racial or ethnic group. But because they are the darlings of the liberals and thereby the media, we rarely hear or read of their racist transgressions. Why are they the darlings of the Democrats? Why does the media ignore the prejudices of black people? Because they are the swing voters in the balance of political power in this nation. The Democrats crave power more than they crave success for this country so they will do anything for black votes.

What does all of this mean? As liberals, the media will NOT give us an accurate picture. Their goal is not to inform us, but to keep their Democratic friends in power. Basically, the news is politically biased bullshit. Watch at your own risk!!

Saturday, July 04, 2020

Philadelphia, July 4, 1776

In Congress, July 4, 1776.
The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.

He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.

He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.

He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.

He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.

He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.

He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.

He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.

He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.

He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.

He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.

He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:

For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:

For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:

For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:

For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:

For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences

For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:

For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:

For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.

He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.

He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.

He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.

He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.

He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.

We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.