Saturday Roundup

 The Jan 6 Communist Committee this week showed that Trump edited a speech that he did not give on Jan. 6. This may cause me to redefine "grasping at straws". Are they going to impeach him again for editing a speech?

Adam Schitt, the bug-eyed bozo from California, is rumored to be eying the Speaker of the House role if Nancy Pelosi retires this term. Schitt is apparently confident that the Dims can retain control of the House. That may be a new standard for optimism.

The Britney Griner saga continues. Maybe if Biden could do as much to get people out of jail in DC? The media keeps claiming that Griner has been "wrongly accused". They must have slept through the part where she pleaded guilty. They keep talking about all of the places where marijuana is legal. Get a frigging map!! Russia is not one of those places. She has worked in Russia, surely, she knew the rules. 

What's the difference between Griner's trial in Russia and the Jan 6 Communist Committee hearings? In Russia, they had defense attorneys and both sides were presented. 

Rumor is that Liz Cheney's next job will be the Moscow Washington correspondent for MSNBC.

When I compose this swill, I like to insert enough "microaggressions" to send your average pantywaist college student running and screaming into traffic.

The Democrats in the Senate want to spend hundreds of billions of dollars to "reduce inflation". They must have studied economics by reading the back of the stall doors in the men's rooms at The Capitol.

This just in!! Brain Dead Biden (Joe, not Hunter or Jill) has COVID again! That God he had two vaccinations and two boosters. Otherwise, he would keep getting the disease.

I am so old that I remember when a "vaccine" kept you from getting a disease. If the polio vaccine had worked as well as the COVID vaccine, I would be in a wheelchair today. 

The Chinese are threatening to shoot down a plane if it is carrying Pelosi to Taiwan. They are afraid that she will get there and screw everything up there like she has done here. Meanwhile, Chief of Staff Gen. Milli Vanilli continues to try and understand "white rage". Someone should tip him off about "yellow rage".

The media keeps telling us that the Russians are finished in the Ukraine. Of course, they also report about Zelensky firing several of his military leaders. Who fires the generals when they are winning?  Other than Eisenhower sacking Patton.

The Inflation Reduction Act could not be sold to the public, because it violates all of the truth in labeling rules. The government is going to borrow more money (from China) that it doesn't have so that it can spend it to reduce inflation. This is what happens when you have a government filled with dorks who have never actually run a real business. 

The Dims want to give you a $7500 tax credit to buy an electric car on which you can't afford to make the payments. Some California Crackhead was complaining because they wanted a tax credit for e-bikes too and the Dims took it out of the bill. Memo to e-bike lovers, this isn't Europe.

Manchin? Even Benedict Arnold was able to switch sides and stick with that choice. Manchin needs to get a Waffle House franchise. He's born to "waffle".

After reading about Birx and Fauci, all I want to know is "Why do these folks still work for us?"  

A study shows that 98% of people with monkeypox are gay and the other 2% are liars. When do the lockdowns on gay people start? Are we going to impose curfews on gay people? Will the CDC mandate some kind of masks on their sex organs? Will we ban gatherings of more than 10 gay men at a time? Will we close gay clubs?  Will Biden start an "Operation Cockspeed" to distribute the vaccines? Will there be a social distancing requirement for gay men? Will they have to stay six dicks apart? Will Fauci blame the disease on someone biting the head off a woodpecker or monkey in Africa? Is the name "monkeypox" hurtful to monkeys? Should we just rename it "cockpox"? Many men with the disease report lesions on their genitals. Is this a new meaning of "bumpy ride"? Will there be pecker-checkers at public places so that those infected can be denied admission? Will people need to present a card showing a vaccine for the disease and a negative test result to travel on airplanes? Why not? We did all of this for COVID. I will stop there before offending everyone that I know!! 

Thursday thoughts and such

 Yesterday, Joe Biden said "I have cancer". The White House is trying to clear this up by pointing out that in years past Biden had some skin cancers removed. First, "have" is present tense, not past tense. You would think that a guy who received an appointment to the Naval Academy, has three college degrees and was ranked near the top of his law school class would know the difference between present and past tense. So, we are back to square one. Is Joe an idiot, a liar, or a dementia patient? Or is it just more about Biden's medical condition that Democrats are hiding?

Speaking of lying Democrats, how about that Nancy Pelosi? She claims that she and her husband never talk about his business or her job. This reminds me of Biden claiming that he never spoke to Hunter about his business dealings. The "laptop from Hell" has proven that to be an absolute falsehood. The only married couples who never talk about work with each other are those who don't have jobs. Of course, Paul and Nancy have that DUI of his to talk about together. 

The nation is flooded with problems looking for action from Congress. So, they shut down for a couple of weeks so that Paul and Nancy could go to Italy. No chance of running into "the little people" there. Right, Nancy?

The January 6 comedy show continues. This is simply a televised gossip blowout. Liz Cheney is certainly not making friends in Wyoming based on her activities in the third attempt to impeach Donald Trump. The only way that Cheney will keep her seat in Congress is if her daddy starts taking Republican voters hunting.  

Democrats want the Congress to pass a bill "codifying" abortion into federal law. Hey guys, go back and read that Supreme Court decision again. Regulating abortions is a power left to the states. Why not pass a constitutional amendment and let the states decide on giving the Feds control of abortion?  Because abortion can't get 38 states to support it.

AOC faked being handcuffed? This is the liberal strategy, it's about emotion, not facts. The Babylon Bee did a great story about her wearing invisible cuffs sitting in an invisible police car. I am sure if they would X-ray her head, they will find an invisible brain.

Davis Hogg interrupted a House hearing the other day to share his opinions with the world. Even with the Democrats in control, you can't do that. They removed him from the room. Daniel Flynn of the American Spectator pointed out that Hogg was admitted to Harvard with an SAT score of 1270. He suggests that Harvard has some affirmative action program for rich, white, liberals. Normally only an athlete can get into Harvard with a 1270 or less.

When will Biden award the Medal of Freedom to the kid in Greenwood, Indiana who stopped the shooter at the mall? The NRA should go ahead and honor him. By Sunday the news media will have completely forgotten this story.

The mayor of Washington, DC is complaining about the flood of immigrants to her city. Welcome to our world!

In this week's RMOL award for 'The Dumbest Decision" goes to NASCAR for deciding to bring a street race to Chicago. There are a few changes for NASCAR in this race. Each racecar will carry two people, a driver and a door gunner. There is talk of adding a sunroof to the cars so they can watch for shooters in the high-rise buildings. Drivers are prohibited from "gunning" their engines. There will be a traffic light set up for each lap so that the cars can stop and deal with the panhandlers. Running over a beggar is an automatic disqualification. If a homeless guy tries to clean a car's windshield, the car has to remain in place until the windshield washer is finished. Drivers will be required to carry enough small bills to reward all of the beggars along the way. Finally, so that there can be no mistake about the purpose of this race, Bubba Wallace has already been declared the winner. You heard it here first!!

David Tepper has people in Charlotte missing Jerry Richardson.

 

Mid-Week Musings

 Whoever is producing the Blue Chew commercials on television certainly has a flair for fantasy. He probably wrote scripts for porn flicks before getting into advertising work.

The worst inflation numbers in years were released today. By an incredible coincidence brain-dead Joe was out of the country. The White House knows when the numbers will be released, so they planned this junket accordingly.

Maybe Biden can trade Ukraine to the Saudis in exchange for more oil production. Lots of Ukrainians will be wanting to go to Saudi Arabia when there is no Russian gas or oil to heat their houses this winter.

I bought a lot of militaria items at an auction last week. When I picked them up, the guy at the auction asked if I was starting a militia. I responded, "What do you mean starting?"

I am in favor of letting California, Oregon, and Washington form their own nation. Let's throw in Colrado just to make sure we get rid of the bulk of the crazies.

Watching Car Shield commercials and J.J. Walker on Medicare commercials on television have caused me to place a handgun on the lamp stand in the living room. If I decide to go "full Elvis" on the television, I don't want to have to get up and get a gun from the office.

If P.T. Barnum comes back from the dead and wants to start a new carnival sideshow, he will have to display an "untattooed woman" to get any attention. 

There seems to be a surge of violence in large cities where they don't prosecute criminals. Ray Charles could have seen that one coming.

When will we have a Congressional hearing about all of the federal government attempts to overthrow the Supreme Court decision on abortions?

California allows what is basically assisted suicide for the elderly and infirm. Can we get someone to assist Governor Newsome?

Sen. Elizabeth "Fauxcahontas" Warren needs to be checked for rabies. If she had a shred of sanity left, the Supreme Court kicked it away from her with the abortion decision. She was ranting on the news today and I thought I saw a little foaming around her mouth. Maybe she can go to California?

Is Google really limiting what searchers can find about Hunter Biden? Do bears do it in the woods?

Hunter Biden will leave Democrats missing Roger Clinton and Billy Carter. If Hunter's last name were anything other than Biden, he would be doing ten years to life in a federal prison somewhere. Here's an idea, let's have Liz Cheney lead the committee to investigate Hunter. That could be her first experience investigating an actual criminal.

Adam Schiff? Obviously, we have misspelled his last name.  They are also those who believe that we may be "misgendering" him. Maybe I can email him to get his preferred pronouns?  

Having convicted Ghislaine Maxwell for supplying young girls to old men, when will the men who had sex with the underage girls be identified and charged? Asking for a friend.

More Miss Alenius

 When will the President order the law prohibiting protests at Supreme Court Justices' homes to be enforced? Will a justice have to die to get Biden to act?

Roy Cooper holding office is proof of corruption in North Carolina elections. There's just no scenario that allows for both him and Mark Robinson to be elected by the same group of people.

The price of gas is dropping some. Contrary to what Democrats claim, this is not Biden's policies at work. This is actually simple economics. There is a point of price resistance for every product. In most of the United States (excluding the Socialist states of California, Hawaii, and others), that price point is about $5 a gallon. As the price approached $5, Americans started cutting back on their usage and purchases. Gasoline does have a shelf life, it won't last forever, so the price must be reduced to sell it. The explanation is actually a little more involved, but I am trying to keep it where liberals can understand.

Biden keeps sending support to Ukraine, with or without approval. We haven't won a war since 1945, why does he (or whoever makes the calls) think that we can win this one?

I saw an article where someone claimed that Herschel Walker, candidate for Senate from Georgis is "crazy". First, has the writer met Raphael Warnock, the incumbent? Have they listened to his sermon where he said, "God damn America"? Has the writer listened to Bernis Sanders, who honeymooned in the Soviet Union? Has Walker claimed to be American Indian as did Sen Fauxcohontas Warren?  Did Walker claim to serve in Vietnam, as Sen. Blumenthal did? Yeah, get back to me on that.

Democrats are pissed that Trump won't concede an election, much like Al Gore. The Democrats won't concede a Supreme Court decision, much like the KKK.  Brown vs. Topeka Board of Education? There was a more than fifty-year-old precedent involved in that case, too. 

Even after Brittney Griner pleaded guilty, the Democrats are still demanding that she be freed. Is Russian justice any more fixed than the January 6 hearings? US citizens charged with misdemeanors are still in the DC jail being held without bond. Call me when you are serious about justice.

The Supreme Court ruled that the right to regulate abortions belongs to the states. So, liberals and lunatics want the Congress to "codify" abortions into federal law. What part of the Supreme Court ruling did these schmucks read? The constitutional lawyer with whom I conversed said that they will need to pass a constitutional amendment and have it approved by 38 states. This isn't going to happen. They just don't have the votes.

Some lesbian group came out opposing the Supreme Court decision on abortion. They complained about how it would affect their lives.  Either they aren't really lesbians or all of those sex videos about lesbians are wrong.

A couple of years ago, I was selling my fine wares at the State Fairgrounds Flea Market in Raleigh and sold a few history books to a guy much younger than I. I was pleasantly surprised to find a young person with an interest in history. In our conversation, he suggested a book to me about the American Revolution. It is "Rise and Fight Again". When I got home that night, I ordered the book online from Thrift Books (Free Plug). It showed up a few days later and sat in the living room for the next two years. Last night, I finally picked it up and started reading it. I finished it today. Here's brief review. It was a great book about a few lesser-known battles in the American Revolution and a couple of better-known ones. 

As you doze off into sleepy town tonight, remember that half of America (according to the news) is fighting to keep their right to end the life of an unborn child. In America today, we try to sanitize everything. We use words to dance around the realities of harsh events.  "Euthanasia" is killing an old person or giving them what they need to kill themselves. "Abortion" is killing a child. We didn't have 600,00 abortions last year, we had 600,00 children murdered. Let's just be honest.

Thoughtless Thursday?

 I saw media whore Al Sharpton on the news yesterday. Al is trying to get the White House to arrange a trip for him to Russia so that he can have a "clergy visit" with Brittney Griner. If Al wants a "clergy visit" with Griner, he's at least one minister short. I doubt that Al could convince Satan that he is a real minister.

Al also jumped on the bandwagon claiming that if Brittney Griner were white, they would have already released her. He mentioned the release of Trevor Reed a couple of months ago as an example. He failed to mention that Reed was held for more than 900 days. My hope is that if Al goes to Russia, Putin has him jailed as well.

Just a quick shot at Al Sharpton for old times sake, is Brittney Griner Al's new Tawana Brawley? Will Brittney claim that Putin raped her?

Here in North Carolina, Gov. Roy Cooper signed an executive order guaranteeing abortion rights in North Carolina. His order also prohibits departments that he controls from compelling pregnant employees to travel to states that prohibit abortions. WOW! I didn't realize that state employees had travel plans that included having an abortion while out on state business. 

The state of California prohibits state-funded travel to Montana. This because Montana does not agree with the socialist policies that California attempts to force on the other 49 states. Montana is hardly alone in this action. California bans travel to 22 states. So, guess where Gruesome Newsome and family are vacationing right now. You are correct, Montana. Newsome's mouthpiece refused to comment about whether state employees, such as security people, had traveled with the Hair King and family to Montana. It's just another in a list of "Rules for thee, but not for me." by Democrat leaders.

Boris Johnson has resigned in Great Britain. As a bald guy, looking at Johnson's hairstyle left me longing to check with Trump's stylist for an appointment. Maybe Biden should have told him about Hair Club for Men?

I saw that Chuck "The Schmuck" Schumer and Joe Manchin are working on a new spending bill to screw the taxpayers. What kind of morons think that borrowing money to spend on things we can't afford is a good way to curb record inflation? 

This may be a first, but Jeff Bezos and I actually agree on something. He's right, Biden has no grasp of simple economics. Biden has never run a business; but wants to tell everyone else how to run their business.

Red flag laws don't work if states don't enforce them. The Highland Park shooter had a bunch of knives taken away by police after a suicide attempt but was still given a firearms owner card to buy guns. Let's pass some more laws that the government won't follow. Laws won't work unless they are enforced.

Questions worth asking?

 Who picks out the reporters who get to ask Dementia Joe questions?

If we are sending Ukraine advanced weapons to use against Russia, who is training the Ukrainians in the operation of those weapons? Are there US troops in Ukraine?

If fully automatic weapons should not be in civilian hands, why did we send them to Ukraine for the people to use?

How long will Biden or Dr. Jill let Garland leave protesters in front the homes of Supreme Court Justices?

Why didn't anyone ever show Jayland Walker in Akron a Grady Judd video? I think the one where Sheriff Judd said, "If you shoot at us, we are going to shoot back. We are going to shoot a lot. You are going to be graveyard dead."  Would this knowledge have helped Jayland in his interaction with the police?

Why did Jayland Walker shoot at the police to start the whole process?

Why did Jayland Walker exit his car running and wearing a ski mask? In July? 

Why do young black men want to fight with law enforcement officials carrying guns? 

What do we know about "experts' who say that the police should just shoot to wound and to stop people from fleeing the scene? First, we know that they have never been in a fight where death is a possible outcome. Second, we know that they have never had to shoot anyone. Last, they watch too many movies.

Does anyone really care about Brittney Griner? There was a story today claiming that if it were LeBron James in a Russian jail, they would have already had him freed. Not if I was handling it. Someone said that she was still there because she is a black, a female, and a lesbian. She's there because she broke a Russian law, the other reasons are just a bonus. The same American politicians who are talking shit about Russia and Putin want Russia to help free Griner. Really?

What happens if Putin offers to release Griner if all of the political prisoners from the Jan. 6 incident are set free? 

What happened to all of those biological labs in Ukraine? Did they just close up shop or did the Russians get them?

What's the status on the GoFund Me page to buy Zelensky a collared shirt going? He looks more like a Communist that any of the Russians.

I had several page views from Russia lately. Is there nothing to read in Russia? 

Will Biden acknowledge "inflation" when the price of ice cream cones compels him to pull out a credit card at the ice cream shop?

Has Biden proven that you can forget how to ride a bike? While riding?

Right wing, redneck, reactionary??

 Yes, I am the right-wing, redneck, reactionary that college professors are warning their students to avoid.

Biden is telling us that we are going through a transition period to new energy sources. To go from something that you have to something that does not currently exist may be the definition of "stupid". This is like deciding to become a vegetarian in a house filed with meat, but no vegetables.  It won't work.

The FBI arrested a candidate for governor of Michigan for several misdemeanors in connection with the January 6 incident. Their key informant on this is the same guy the FBI paid $50,000 to try to entrap the Michigan militia trying to kidnap Gretchen Whitmer. What a coincidence!!

How many misdemeanor arrests has the FBI made this year outside of the January 6 incident? Asking for a friend.

I read a column this morning about the January 6 incident. The writer described it as "the first time the Capitol has been breeched (sp?) since 1812". First, he can't spell. Beyond that, assuming he meant "breached", has he actually researched anything about this? How about the Puerto Rican nationalists shooting five members of Congress in 1954? I realize that shooting incident doesn't compare with someone sitting at Pelosi's desk for those of the liberal persuasion.

Why isn't the Attorney General taking action against those illegal protesters at the homes of the Supreme Court justices? Maybe if Kavanaugh or Thomas were on a school board? If the Republicans take the House in November, impeach Garland first!!

I saw Zelensky on television saying that it was going to take more than $850 billion to rebuild Ukraine. He should first get back whatever they have paid the Bidens. That will give him a start on the fundraising. Maybe shaking down the Bidens for money will be a refreshing change of pace? 

I am opposed to sending a single dollar more to Ukraine. If we learned anything from Afghanistan, it should be that we shouldn't waste money on nation building.

I bought gas at Sam's Club in Danville yesterday. Who knew in 2020 that buying 24 gallons of gas at $4.05 a gallon would one day be so exciting? 

Liberals want to raise the age for people buying rifles to 21. They claim that young people's minds aren't sufficiently developed at 18 or 19. However, the government does employ the same young people in the armed forces to operate missiles, machine guns, bombers, and fully automatic weapons at ages under 21. A quick study of the names on the wall at the Vietnam Memorial would probably show that more than 50% were under 21 when they died. Maybe we need to check the mental capacities and functions of those who make the laws?

How bad is Biden's new black lesbian Press Secretary? First, unlike her, I don't need to check my binder for that information. This woman is so bad that people are saying that they miss Jen Psaki.

Private school and charter schools have enrollment rates that are booming. Repeat after me, "Public School is the experiment and it is failing worse now than it ever has."

There ain't anything free in California!!

 Gruesome Gavin Newsome, the governor of fantasy land or California, you pick, ran a campaign ad today on television in Florida. Newsome burned $105,000 in American money to try to poke at Ron DeSantis. Newsome is trying to replace some of the 325,000 people who moved out of his state in 2021. Newsome said that people aren't free in Florida like they are in California.

Pardon me, Mr. Douche Bag with the high-priced hair style, but are you serious? Are you even sober? The only people free in California are criminals and illegal immigrants.

Let's start with the easy things first. California has a state income tax, Florida does not.

Compare buying a gun and getting a carry permit in Florida with the same process in California. Extra credit if you try to buy ammo in California. Tell me which state is freer.

Compare the cost of auto license plates in Florida with those in California. Nobody has ever used "free" to describe owning a car in California.

California wants to regulate how pigs in Iowa live before becoming bacon in California. Bacon will soon be $15 a pound in California, if you can find some. Free the pigs??

Looking for a gas-powered lawn mower, leaf blower, weedeater, or chain saw. Get 'em quick! They are going to all-electric in California. That means you won't be doing yard work on those hot summer afternoons. Why not? Because the rolling electric blackouts will keep you from having the power for yard work. You will be doing it at 2:00 AM after all of the beautiful people have turned off their lights. The people free to mow at that hour are probably violating one of those "free" noise ordinances.

In California, gas right now is around $7 a gallon. Florida is around $5. Gavin, have an aide look up "free" in the dictionary for you. A "dictionary" is a book, it's not a California sex toy, Gavin.

Criminals are free in California and with the refusal of district attorneys to prosecute crimes, the criminal numbers are growing. But at least, they are free criminals.

Illegal immigrants are flocking to "Free" California for the free healthcare and the other benefits. How long before the taxpayers paying for that start revolting and scalp the Hair God?

California does have some freedoms that other states don't have. In Californicate, elected officials don't have to follow rules that they impose on the "little people". Surely, you remember that dinner at the French Laundry. How about Nancy Pelosi and her visit to the hair stylist? Are those things part of the freedom you are bragging about on television?

Since over $100,000 isn't "free", I just have to ask you, Gavin. Why did you place your ad on Fox?

Update:

After posting this yesterday, a story in the news surfaced where a couple in San Francisco was fined $1500 for parking in their own driveway. It was a decades old city ordinance that banned parking in your own driveway unless there was a garage or a cover for the car. The city dropped the fine after the couple agreed not to park in their driveway until they have a cover, or a garage built for the car. It's obvious that folks in California are not really free.