Mid-Week Musings

 Whoever is producing the Blue Chew commercials on television certainly has a flair for fantasy. He probably wrote scripts for porn flicks before getting into advertising work.

The worst inflation numbers in years were released today. By an incredible coincidence brain-dead Joe was out of the country. The White House knows when the numbers will be released, so they planned this junket accordingly.

Maybe Biden can trade Ukraine to the Saudis in exchange for more oil production. Lots of Ukrainians will be wanting to go to Saudi Arabia when there is no Russian gas or oil to heat their houses this winter.

I bought a lot of militaria items at an auction last week. When I picked them up, the guy at the auction asked if I was starting a militia. I responded, "What do you mean starting?"

I am in favor of letting California, Oregon, and Washington form their own nation. Let's throw in Colrado just to make sure we get rid of the bulk of the crazies.

Watching Car Shield commercials and J.J. Walker on Medicare commercials on television have caused me to place a handgun on the lamp stand in the living room. If I decide to go "full Elvis" on the television, I don't want to have to get up and get a gun from the office.

If P.T. Barnum comes back from the dead and wants to start a new carnival sideshow, he will have to display an "untattooed woman" to get any attention. 

There seems to be a surge of violence in large cities where they don't prosecute criminals. Ray Charles could have seen that one coming.

When will we have a Congressional hearing about all of the federal government attempts to overthrow the Supreme Court decision on abortions?

California allows what is basically assisted suicide for the elderly and infirm. Can we get someone to assist Governor Newsome?

Sen. Elizabeth "Fauxcahontas" Warren needs to be checked for rabies. If she had a shred of sanity left, the Supreme Court kicked it away from her with the abortion decision. She was ranting on the news today and I thought I saw a little foaming around her mouth. Maybe she can go to California?

Is Google really limiting what searchers can find about Hunter Biden? Do bears do it in the woods?

Hunter Biden will leave Democrats missing Roger Clinton and Billy Carter. If Hunter's last name were anything other than Biden, he would be doing ten years to life in a federal prison somewhere. Here's an idea, let's have Liz Cheney lead the committee to investigate Hunter. That could be her first experience investigating an actual criminal.

Adam Schiff? Obviously, we have misspelled his last name.  They are also those who believe that we may be "misgendering" him. Maybe I can email him to get his preferred pronouns?  

Having convicted Ghislaine Maxwell for supplying young girls to old men, when will the men who had sex with the underage girls be identified and charged? Asking for a friend.