There ain't anything free in California!!

 Gruesome Gavin Newsome, the governor of fantasy land or California, you pick, ran a campaign ad today on television in Florida. Newsome burned $105,000 in American money to try to poke at Ron DeSantis. Newsome is trying to replace some of the 325,000 people who moved out of his state in 2021. Newsome said that people aren't free in Florida like they are in California.

Pardon me, Mr. Douche Bag with the high-priced hair style, but are you serious? Are you even sober? The only people free in California are criminals and illegal immigrants.

Let's start with the easy things first. California has a state income tax, Florida does not.

Compare buying a gun and getting a carry permit in Florida with the same process in California. Extra credit if you try to buy ammo in California. Tell me which state is freer.

Compare the cost of auto license plates in Florida with those in California. Nobody has ever used "free" to describe owning a car in California.

California wants to regulate how pigs in Iowa live before becoming bacon in California. Bacon will soon be $15 a pound in California, if you can find some. Free the pigs??

Looking for a gas-powered lawn mower, leaf blower, weedeater, or chain saw. Get 'em quick! They are going to all-electric in California. That means you won't be doing yard work on those hot summer afternoons. Why not? Because the rolling electric blackouts will keep you from having the power for yard work. You will be doing it at 2:00 AM after all of the beautiful people have turned off their lights. The people free to mow at that hour are probably violating one of those "free" noise ordinances.

In California, gas right now is around $7 a gallon. Florida is around $5. Gavin, have an aide look up "free" in the dictionary for you. A "dictionary" is a book, it's not a California sex toy, Gavin.

Criminals are free in California and with the refusal of district attorneys to prosecute crimes, the criminal numbers are growing. But at least, they are free criminals.

Illegal immigrants are flocking to "Free" California for the free healthcare and the other benefits. How long before the taxpayers paying for that start revolting and scalp the Hair God?

California does have some freedoms that other states don't have. In Californicate, elected officials don't have to follow rules that they impose on the "little people". Surely, you remember that dinner at the French Laundry. How about Nancy Pelosi and her visit to the hair stylist? Are those things part of the freedom you are bragging about on television?

Since over $100,000 isn't "free", I just have to ask you, Gavin. Why did you place your ad on Fox?

Update:

After posting this yesterday, a story in the news surfaced where a couple in San Francisco was fined $1500 for parking in their own driveway. It was a decades old city ordinance that banned parking in your own driveway unless there was a garage or a cover for the car. The city dropped the fine after the couple agreed not to park in their driveway until they have a cover, or a garage built for the car. It's obvious that folks in California are not really free.