Wednesday's Woeful Wit and Wisdom

 Democrats want to place restrictions on how Israel spends funds that they get from the United States while not worrying about how Ukraine spends the money that we send them.

Do you need to be a moron to hold a spot in Biden's cabinet? Based on Secretary of Education Miguel Cardona, it may be a requirement. He misquoted Ronald Reagan about government using the most famous of Reagan's quotes. Maybe if Reagan had said it in Spanish?

The Biden cabinet reminds me of the figure of the three monkeys, "Hear no evil, Speak no evil, See no evil." Mayorkas is the king of the cabinet as he exemplifies all three of those items. Of course, we would have to substitute "truth" for "evil". 

In a moment of stupidity, I watched a news program on Fox News the other night. Can somebody just cram a towel into Karl Rove's mouth when he is speaking? It's not like the G.W. Bush administration is the standard by which all others are judged.

My mother used to tell me "If you can't say anything nice about someone, don't say anything." So that's my message about Rosalyn Carter. That's about the fourth time that I have taken Mom's advice.

Today in Atlanta at the Rosalyn Carter service, there were pro-Palestinian protesters present outside of the service demonstrating. As stated above, I don't agree with the Carters, but I believe that holding a political demonstration at a funeral is just disgusting. In a discussion of "How low can you go?", this group of Communist sympathizers is the clear winner. Put these bastards on the next plane to Gaza! They need to meet those who they support. 

I am amazed at the poll numbers for those Americans under 35 who support Hamas and the Pro-Palestine movement. Who knew that there were that many highly educated dumbasses? How do you kill eleven million people? You lie to them. The corollary to that is they have to believe you and that is obviously the case with this crowd.

We have become a nation of mono-syllabic morons. Young people are incapable of using words that have more than one syllable.  It's in their conversation and in their "writing". Standards for publication that used to want items to be 500 words, now want 800 words because 500 words is barely a paragraph. The world seems to think that everything is an X (formerly known as Twitter) post or a text message. 

There's also the increasing use of acronyms. LOL, LMAO, ROFL, TTBS are all examples that I have to scramble to find the meaning of. Actually, I really don't have to look any of those up, I just don't respond. If I do respond, it is usually a simple "FY" and even the slow among you can figure that one out. I have reached the point where I only get texts from strangers.

The vocabulary of our nation is shifting. A "vaccine" used to be a shot that kept you from getting a disease or spreading a disease. Now it is a shot that the government wants you to take without any hope that it will work. If the polio vaccine had worked as well as the COVID vaccine, there would still be emergency rooms filled with iron lung machines. 

In my Stuff for Sale enterprise, I have a bunch of military canteens for sale. When I was a kid, we all wanted a canteen to play Army with. The military doesn't use "canteens" anymore. The term is too simple. Now soldiers and Marines carry "hydration bladders". They also use the brand name "CamelBak" which somehow reminds me of a Ray Stevens song. I think the song is "Ahab the Arab". You can bet that Ray never performed that in the Middle East.  Back at the CamelBak, I am trying to picture some poor son of a bitch sprawled on the hot desert sand yelling "Can you get me a hydration bladder?"

George Carlin used to tell a great story about how "shell shock" evolved into "Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder". Rather than wasting words describing that, here's a link to a video from 1990 or so. (142) George Carlin -- Shell Shock - YouTube 

Before going any further on "words", here's a thought. Let's ban the word "literally". It's the only four syllable word that the under 30 crowd knows. They use it for everything. I am tired of hearing it. Literally tired.

The Internet is afire with a story about Monica Lewinsky and her ideas for amending the Constitution. I doubt that any of these ideas arose during discussions about political issues between Monica and Slick Willie. Who knew that she was studying the Constitution between blowjobs? Maybe it does all depend on what the meaning of is "is"? All that I am sure of is that if she had blown Donald Trump, Democrats would have hung him by now. 

I have read Monica's suggestions for modifying the Constitution. I have seen letters to Santa that had a better chance of being fulfilled. Ms. Lewinsky needs to find a career that fits her skill set. Constitutional law is not her area of expertise. Here's a thought for how Ms. Lewinsky can capitalize on her fame and experience. Words of business wisdom for Ms. Lewinsky: Honey, get you own brand of mouthwash and start selling! Clinton is from Arkansas; you can call it "Hogwash"!! No charge for that marketing advice.

 If you believe that the Secret Service had no idea of what was going on between Monica and Bill, then you are primed to accept the Secret Service explanation story about the cocaine in the White House.

I will save the rest for a future post "More Words for Turds".

 

Tightwad Tuesday?

 I missed my opportunity on Cyber Monday to squander any money that I did not have designated for other luxuries like groceries and electricity. I don't spend a lot on online shopping. It's too easy. Online shopping doesn't give you the opportunity to reach around someone and grab the last item on the shelf. So, on to other topics of real or perceived interest.

How about those Carolina Panthers?  Someone online had the best comment. They wrote " I bet that the city and the team are both missing Jerry Richardson right now."  David Tepper is busy proving that running a hedge fund doesn't qualify one to run an NFL team. How bad can the Panthers get? I lived in Tampa when the Bucs started in the NFL. In their first season, they lost 14 games. Of course, at that time they only played a 14-game season. In their second season, they started off losing again. After four straight losses, an acquaintance started selling T-shirts that read "Go For O". He sold thousands before they finally won the thirteenth game of the season. All good things must end. Hey, the Panthers have already won one game this year!! 

There is some good news from the world of sports. The NASCAR season is mercifully over. But there is always bad news to offset the good news. Yes, college basketball season has started. That's on par with finding out that you have some kind of social disease.

Judges want to "gag" Trump because of people sending threats to judges and their staffs. What happens when you "gag" Trump and the threats continue? Unless Trump is sending those threats, I don't understand how silencing him will improve the republic. 

Are we gaging "The Squad" over the pro-Palestinian protests at colleges and other pockets of liberal stupidity? Of course not, instead we get lectures about how all sides need to be heard. Unless it involves Donald Trump. 

Democrats want to keep Trump from speaking out. Their best bet would be to "gag" Biden. When it comes to public speaking, Biden is a Democratic kamikaze pilot.

What moron on Biden's staff keeps letting him make appearances anywhere that there are young girls? Is there anything creepier than watching Biden sniff a young girl's hair? It's a tribute to the vigilance of the Secret Service that no parent has attacked Biden after he sniffed their child. 

After all of these years, we have figured out that "Mojo" actually stands for Molester Joe. Let's publish his daughter's diary for shits and grins! What's in there that caused the FBI to go looking for it? The FBI stopped looking for terrorists and bank robbers to look for the First Daughter's diary. Really??

It has been two years since Ghislaine Maxwell, Jeffery Epstein's girlfriend and procurement agent was convicted. How many people from her list of pedophiles who traveled with Epstein have been charged or even identified? If you guessed zero, you are a winner! Is Bill Clinton on that list? Is Joe Biden on the list? Maybe there is a political reason that there have been no indictments.

The police officer blamed for the death of drug addict and habitual criminal George Floyd was stabbed in prison the other day. The federal government is responsible for the safety of prisoners in their custody. Have charges been filed in this case? Of course not. Unlike Epstein, at least they aren't claiming that Chauvin attacked himself.

Does anyone in Washington understand less about economics than Karine Jean-Pierre, the bimbo with the Jiffy Pop hair? Well, other than Joe Biden. Karine keeps telling us fairy tales about how much better the economy is now than when they took office in the midst of the COVID scam. What planet is this bimbo doing time on?

Speaking of COVID, how about that great offer from the Department of Defense for military personnel to rejoin the military and "correct their discharge"? The military can't make their recruiting goals, so they want people to come back after they threw them out for not taking a COVID shot that didn't work. What kind of warped thought process is this? Are they going to throw them out again with the next Chinese caused disease?

They called it COVID because FRAUD was already taken.

Political Turkeys?

 Thanksgiving is over and yet the news is still filled with Political Turkeys.

Sen. Chuck the Schmuck Schumer says that there will be an "All Senators Briefing" about Ukraine soon. Hey Schmuck!! As long as you are depending on the tax money of the American people to fund your corrupt partners in the Ukraine, how about having an "All Americans briefing" on the Ukraine. Start with telling us why we are there. What is the strategic importance of the Ukraine? Why are we supporting a guy who says that he won't hold any more elections until the war with Russia is over? 

Alleged Republican Senator "Mitt the Twit" Romney has announced that he will support any Republican other than Trump or Ramaswamy. That certainly reduces the list of candidates that I will support. I won't vote for anyone that Romney will support.

Why can't we vote to support Israel without having to vote more money for the Ukraine? What's the connection? Is there some kind of constitutional prohibition preventing the Congress from voting on one issue at a time? Rather than a simple bill that even Biden could understand, Congress has to pass bills that take hundreds of pages to write and which no member has read all of it. Congress keeps voting on shit that they haven't read. Who can forget Nancy "Implants" Pelosi saying, "We have to pass the bill to see what's in it." Yeah, like that makes a lot of sense.

I don't know if they still do it, but borrowing money from China and others to give to the Ukraine to keep a corrupt government in power is like getting a loan to buy those chocolate bars that the high school band is selling. It is all quickly gone, and nobody knows what happened to the candy or all of the money.

A government attorney filed a brief with the Federal Court about Donald Trump on Thanksgiving Day. How do you know when people in government are doing stuff that is wrong? When they release information or file legal briefs on Friday afternoon around quitting time. They don't want the story to get any media attention. The courts aren't open on Thanksgiving Day. What was this guy hiding? Oh yeah, he wants to keep Donald Trump gagged.

How about that Pro-Palestinian group stopping the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade? When you are praising the actions of terrorists who rape and murder, you are probably living in the wrong country. When your heroes take infants and small children hostage, you might want to examine the reason for your existence. P.A. Russo said it best in ninth grade Civics. "Stand up. You have two minutes. Justify your existence." If these clowns are unable to justify their existence, air drop them over Gaza City. If they survive, they can help their heroes rape and kidnap.

Based on statements made by the usual leftist pseudo-journalists, the new Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson, is a cross between Ebeneezer Scrooge and the Anti-Christ. Of course, the Speaker hails from Louisiana, where there were no Democrats elected to statewide offices in the most recent election. The media morons attack him for his religious beliefs while failing to tell us about their beliefs. By the way guys, what are your religious beliefs?  Asking for a friend. If you are attacking someone else's beliefs, it is incumbent upon you to tell us what you believe. 

I won't be watching the "debate" between DeSantis and Newsome later this week. All that DeSantis needs to do is ask, "Why do you want to bring $6 gasoline, government sanctioned retail theft and shit covered streets and sidewalks to the rest of the nation?" I will wait for the transcript.

Tell Ukraine they are over their credit limit!! There is a bottom to the money pit. This could be one of those treasure hunting shows. They can call it the "The Curse of the Ukraine". It's just a big hole in eastern Europe that we pour money into.

Thanksgiving Thoughts

 Rep. Dan Goldman, Democrat and Moron from New York, was on the Jen Suck-It show on MSNBC last Sunday. Goldman is an heir to the Levi Straus fortune, so he probably just bought enough votes to get elected. Talking about Trump, Goldman said, "His rhetoric is really getting dangerous," He then went on and said, "He is not only unfit, he is destructive to our democracy, and he has to be eliminated."

So, a Democratic Congressman is calling for Trump to "be eliminated"? Did you spend your formative years in the Mafia, Dan?  This clown talks about Trump's rhetoric and then calls for him to "be eliminated". Is this what is passing for reason in the Democratic Party? Exactly whose "rhetoric is really getting dangerous?" Is it Trump or Goldman, the guy calling for Trump to "be eliminated".

As you might have guessed, Dandy Dan has spent the last few days trying to walk this comment back. It's too late Dan! Don't you love it when a liberal screws up and actually says what they mean? At least we don't need a codebreaker to explain this one to us. 

Dan Goldman is calling for the killing of the former President and the current leading Presidential candidate. Will the Secret Service investigate Dan Goldman? Of course not, Democrats are allowed to say shit like that, Biden does it all of the time.

The Secret Service continues to deny protection to RFK Jr. In 2008, Obama received Secret Service protection 18 months before the election. In September of 1979, Jimmy Carter granted Ted Kennedy Secret Service protection before Kennedy even announced his candidacy. Is Joe just waiting for someone to actually kill Kennedy before taking action? Just another example of how Democrats treat the opposition.

In news from the NFL, the rumor is that Travis Kelce and alleged crooner Taylor Swift will soon be wed. It won't be long before the happy couple is united in wedlock and become Mrs. and Mr. Taylor Swift. You read it here first!!

In Atlanta on Wednesday, DA (District Attorney or Dumb Ass, you pick) Phony Willis lost her attempt to have bail revoked for the only black guy that she charged in the Trump case. She's out to get Harrison Floyd because he is taking action against her to get the ballots from the election. For those not following this, Fulton County has already admitted that they have destroyed the majority of the ballots cast on Election Day. This leaves the state unable to prove that Trump actually lost the election. The devil is always in the details, Phony!

Why did the Board of Elections destroy ballots in a case where the outcome has been questioned since Election Day? Shouldn't they keep the ballots until the next election? Do you destroy your federal tax return materials after filing? Isn't there some kind of law in Georgia that tells local boards how long to preserve ballots? Nothing says "we are lying" like destroying the evidence. 

Willis claims that the defense attorneys leaked information to the Washington Post and to ABC. What attorney representing Trump is going to give the Washington Post anything? My money is on the leaks being in the DA's department.

The Office of Special Counsel Jack Shit claims that Trump's comments will make it difficult to get an impartial jury in Washington, DC. Biden got 92.15% of the vote. Trump got 5.4% of the vote. WOW!! I can see why Jack Shit is worried, there's still a mathematical possibility that they could empanel at least one juror with a brain.  Since half of DC residents are functionally illiterate, why don't they get a change of venue? 

Democrats might actually have a little credibility if they had not waited for Trump to announce that he is running before filing charges.

Time to go slay a turkey!

 

Moultrie and more

 I returned from my annual expedition to the Moultrie Car Show and Swap Meet late Monday. Moultrie used to be in South Georgia, it now appears to be in North Mexico. There are more Mexican restaurants in Moultrie than Waffle Houses. More kids are taking Spanish in school than English.  The height of the average adult has declined by two inches. By now, even the slow among you, usually liberals, get the picture.

I saw Biden bragging about his deal with the Chinese last week. He claims that they are going to stop or at least reduce their exports of "pill presses". He believes that this will help stop the flow of fentanyl into our country. If you think that banning "pill presses" will stop the consumption of fentanyl by teenagers, let's go ahead and ban the production of shot glasses to keep teens from consuming alcohol. It's obviously the same reasoning process, right?

At the car show on Saturday, someone pointed out that the attendance was the best since before Covid. I'm so old that I remember when B.C. stood for "Before Christ" not "Before Covid". Liberals are rushing to remake calendars to accommodate this change.

Not many teens attend car shows anymore. They aren't interested in doing any work on their cars that doesn't include thousands of lights, scores of speakers, and wheels so big that I am reminded of a "Paddle Wheeler" from a Mark Twain story. They don't care if the car really runs as long as they can get to a parking lot to smoke crack and listen to something they claim is music at about 130 decibels. Yeah, I'm not too optimistic on this generation. All of this while they try to decide if they are a man or a woman. As if that is their decision to make.

The media was excited about some food items costing less this year than last Thanksgiving. It's kind of like bragging about $3 gas because it was $4 last year. No one talks about how prices today compare to 2019. A guy at the car show told me that he wanted $2 gas and $1 eggs. I told him that he could get those prices, but not in the units that he was accustomed to getting. It took me ten minutes to explain that statement to him. Memo to self: Don't use that line again.

There is a small chain of BBQ restaurants in South Georgia called Hog-n-Bones. I stopped there one morning for breakfast and had the three-meat biscuit. It had ham, bacon and sausage in it.  I didn't have any chest pains later, so I am assuming that my heart is in better shape than previously believed.  If you can't find Hog-N-Bones in Tifton, it's on US 82 across the road and east a couple of hundred yards from Chapos Tequilas and Grill. Go back and read my first paragraph.

How conservative are the real locals in South Georgia?  The car show is held at Spence Field. In WW2 and later, Spence Field was a training base for the Army and later, the Air Force. There is no longer a military presence there, but there is a small airport. On Friday afternoon a private jet was taking off and I looked up to see what the noise was. An old guy standing a few feet away pointed and said, "There's a private jet. Who knew that John Kerry was here at the car show?" 

On Saturday afternoon, an old Huey helicopter flew over the show and landed at the field. I was not in a position to see who got out of the Huey, but I am left to assume that it belonged to the local militia. 

How bad is inflation? This year at events I have attended, we have entered the era of the $10 funnel cake. Moultrie was no exception. Thank you, Joe Biden!! However, I travel with my best girl, Little Debbie, to keep me from blowing $10 on something that I probably should not eat anyway. Of course, there may have been less carbs in that funnel cake than in the Little Debbie Peanut Butter Creme Pie. 

There were some great cars there in Moultrie. I saw an Edsel station wagon. First, a disclaimer that my vision is color deficient. Determining shades of color is not my strong suit. I was talking to another vendor about the Edsel. I described it as being "puke green". He laughed and said, "No, that is mint green." I replied with, "They must have puked those mints." He just walked away shaking his head.

I headed back home on Monday morning with the obligatory stop at Buc-ees in Warner Robbins. A beef brisket sandwich, some air-dried sausage, a pound of beef jerky, and a few other items provided enough snacks to get me home and through the holiday weekend. I will restart that diet on Monday.

Have a Happy Thanksgiving!!

Friday Free Shots Ver 11.17

On Wednesday in the District of Corruption, there was a protest in front of the DNC headquarters. About 150 left-wing fascists were involved. They claimed that it was a "mostly peaceful" protest. Several of the "mostly peaceful" protesters sprayed the police with pepper spray. In the end, one (1) protester was arrested. Call me when that protester appears in Judge Slutkan's court. Of course, that will never happen because they are liberals and the DOJ is still operating that two-tier justice system. Or should that be a two-tier INjustice system?

In my previous screed, I wrote about impeaching Obama because the Democrats have already decided that you can impeach someone after they are no longer President. Why stop there? Let's go back and impeach Bush for the 9/11 debacle. Now that the Me Too movement has hit their stride, let's put Clinton on trial again for those Oval Office blowjobs. Maybe Jack Shit can free up some time to claim that Clinton endangered our national security by getting blown by an intern without a Top Secret security clearance.

Why stop with the living? Will the Democrats impeach George Bush for Desert Storm? Maybe they will impeach Reagan for Iran-Contra? Where will it all end?

Jack Shit has indicted Trump for his handling of secret documents that he had as President. We have heard nothing about Joe Biden's handling of classified materials from his time as a Senator and Vice President . These are documents that he was not even supposed to have. How long can that investigation take? My guess is that they won't finish until after Election Day in 2024.

The liberals are protesting in their support of Hamas. So the leftists are violating our laws to show their support for Hamas, a terrorist group. They are breaking our laws to support a group that violated all of the laws of war. I am not sure that "dumbasses" goes far enough to describe the liberals.

Heard on television last night: For Democrats, Black Lives don't really Matter, but Black Voters do. 

If you accept that one picture is worth a thousand words, check out the video of Biden's press conference on Wednesday when a reporter asked him if President XI was a dictator. Watch Secretary of State Antony Blinken as Biden explains that Xi is a dictator. Must have been tough watching that whole summit meeting go down the crapper with Slow Joe's thought.

I am not a big sports fan but on the news last night I saw that the Carolina Panthers are sucking again this year. The good news is that they are in the running for the first draft pick. The moral of the story is that it doesn't really matter how much money your owner has if the players suck.

Why do we celebrate President XI but rip Putin? Aren't they both Communist dictators?

Wait!! I forgot. Xi may be sending us some more pandas.

I can't wait to have Gavin Newsome announce his candidacy for President. He wants to bring $6 gasoline and shit-covered streets to the other 49 states. WOW!! Americans can't wait!!

How do you know that society is headed down the drain? Disney is having a problem with people waiting in the theme park lines who are just defecating or urinating right where they stand in line. Why go to a restroom? It's all better out in public. Just another reason not to go to the parks. Does "Cleanup on Aisle 3" have a new meaning?

College basketball will be starting soon. To avoid destroying brain cells, just take the batteries out.

By now you know that I was not invited to the Fox Patriot Awards show in Nashville. They probably knew that I had a prior commitment at the Moultrie Car Show & Swap Meet.

Until Biden Became President?

 Until Biden became president, I didn't believe my mother's claim that "anyone can become the President". If Mom were still here, I think that this is the one time that she wouldn't want to be right.

Until Biden became President, I thought that Mr. Magoo was a fictional character. Even Mom would not have thought that Magoo would become President.

Until Biden became President, I would never have believed that there would be a worse President in my lifetime than Jimmy Carter. But even after being such a bad President, Jimmy was a hell of a house builder for Habitat. If only he would shut up.

Until Biden became President, I thought that no one was clumsier than Gerald Ford. Other than Joe Biden, who do you see falling UP the stairs? That's a special kind of clumsy! And that's coming from a guy who falls all of the time. When I go to the doctor, they always ask us old people, "How long has it been since you have fallen?"  My response is always the same, "What time is it?"

Until Biden became President, who would have ever thought one day we would actually miss Roger Clinton or Billy Carter?

Until Biden became President, who knew that the record of inflation in the 1970's and early 1980's could be topped?

Until Biden became President, who would have considered gas at $3.00 a gallon to be a bargain? Okay, who outside of California would think that $3 gas is cheap?

Until Biden became President, who knew that dementia does not disqualify one from getting the job. of "Leader of the Free World". WOW!! That's a whole new view of "equal opportunity".

Until Biden became President, who could have predicted that the White House would become a crack house?

Until Biden became President, who knew that Obama would use Biden's election as Obama's third term? Who is the real President? If Democrats could impeach Trump after he left office, why can't Republicans impeach Obama? 

Sundry Sunday Stuff, The encore

 Why are we supporting Ukraine in their "fight against communism"? The real center of Communism is at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. in Washington, DC. Biden, Schumer, Obama and their friends are bigger Communists than Putin and his pals. I won't even start on The Squad. 

Mayor Eric Adams of New York City was stopped by the FBI on a street in New York and compelled to surrender his phone and tablet. I guess just going by his home or office was not enough of a public humiliation for the FBI to inflict on him. This isn't about campaign contributions; this is about him complaining about the Biden administration flooding his city with illegal immigrants. To paraphrase Sen. John Kennedy, "There is no one in the Milky Way who believes the FBI."

Liz Cheney keeps turning up in the news with her feelings about conservatives. Why don't I ever get a call from MSNBC asking how conservatives feel about Liz Cheney? I keep waiting for her father to take her hunting. 

There seems to be some controversy about where they want to build the new FBI headquarters in Maryland. Incredibly enough, there seems to be an issue dealing with who owns the land that the government wants to use.  It's so bad that Crooked Chris Wray is complaining. Wray claims that the GSA broke its own site selection process rules to pick the site. Corruption in a government deal? Who could imagine? Say it ain't so, Joe!!

The new FBI headquarters should be built in the middle of a prairie in Nebraska. Haul in a couple of hundred trailers and build some sidewalks. It can be ready in a few months.

Americans are famous for short memories. People in government keep telling Israel that their military response needs to be proportional. But they are unable to define "proportional". In WW2 the Japanese staged a sneak attack on Pearl Harbor. A few years later, we brought that war to an end with two nuclear attacks on Japanese cities. I am okay with that strategy, but do the nutcases in our government insisting on Israeli "proportionality" believe that those nuclear attacks were "proportional"?

We talked about Saddam Hussein and chemical warfare, but nobody in Washington talks about our own chemical weapons usage in Vietnam when we sprayed thousands of people with Agent Orange. Of course, that killed more Americans than the Viet Cong ever did. 

I don't think that our government needs to tell Israel how to treat people with different religious views. The idea of religious tolerance in our country died with a bunch of Branch Davidians in Waco more than thirty years ago. Don't waste your time telling me about the government reports on this. When the people who do the killing do the investigating, there is not even an illusion of justice.

How about how the FBI treats people whose religious beliefs oppose abortion? How about the FBI's plan to infiltrate the Catholic Church? Despite Merrick Garland's statement to the contrary, there were at least two FBI field offices working on that project.

A federal judge in Georgia on Friday evening set a January date for a trial for a constitutional challenge of the voting machine system that Georgia used in the 2020 elections. Evidence continues to mount challenging the Democratic-loving media claim that 2020 was "the most secure election" in history.

In Northampton County in Pennsylvania on Election Day, there were problems with the voting machines. It appears that in only one race, the machine switched votes between two candidates. First, there is no mention in any report of the brand of voting machine. Second, we have been told time and time again that this can absolutely not happen. So, is this the "second most secure" election? It's time to go back to paper ballots and literacy tests. I just threw the literacy test thing in there in case a liberal strays to this page.

Nikki Haley called Viveck Ramaswamy "scum" at the Republican throwdown the other night. I received an email this morning from the Ramaswamy folks with a selection of "Rebel Scum since 1776" t-shirts and other Ramaswamy merchandise that is now available. 

They are cleaning up San Francisco for the big meeting with the Chinese coming up on Wednesday. It's more than just pressure washing all of the shit from the streets. It's also dealing with all of the drunks. To keep him out of jail and off of the front page, they have revoked Paul Pelosi's driver's license for the week. I think Nancy is staying in Washington, so the new babysitter is watching Paul.

Justify your existence?

 In an effort to test the effectiveness of my blood pressure medication, I watched some videos of Congressional hearings yesterday. The doctor may need to up the dosage as I was unable to write about my experiences until today. I had just picked a few at random from the thousands of videos available online.

The good news is that I didn't watch enough videos to cause me to go "full Elvis" and shoot out the monitor. The bad news is that are almost all of the videos are in the same style.

Let's set up the scenarios for almost all of these videos. In the first scenario, an appointed government employee gets called to testify before the House or Senate about some situation. Unless the appointed employee is cloistered in a monastery, they know why they are being called before Congress. No one is called into a Congressional hearing to see how they like their job. They are called in because there is an issue for which they have some responsibility that Congress has questions about. In the second scenario, someone has been nominated for a position or a promotion for which Congressional approval is needed.

In the real world, if your boss calls you in for a meeting, you prepare for that meeting. If sales suck or costs are high or customer complaints are at record levels, you know enough to come to the meeting with some facts for answers to questions. That's not how government works. 

I watched a couple of Senators question the Secretary of Homeland Security, the useless Alejandro Mayorkas. I wouldn't let that worthless piece of crap guard our chicken coop with our five old hens. But I digress. Mayorkas appeared before the Senate committee and was asked about how many illegal immigrants have come into the country this year and are still here.  He told the Senator that he would have to get him that information. The moron in charge of "Homeland Security" does not bring any data with him to a hearing. Are you serious? He just went on about how they needed more money. Any question regarding actual numbers received the same reply, "I will get you that information. Yo! Alejandro, write this down. Take information to hearings! In the age of smart phones, tablets and laptop computers, there is no reason to show up at a hearing without the data. NONE!!

Crappy Chris Wray, the FBI director, is another example of all that is wrong with the federal government. He knows absolutely nothing about what Congress asks him. He is always going to "get you that information." However, if you criticize him or the FBI, he can tell you exactly how many new FBI recruits came from your state. How does this work? Does he tell his aides something like this. "Matt Gaetz from Florida is going to attack me. How many new hires are from Florida?" Wray claims to be a Republican. He must have studied politics at the feet of Mitt Romney. Do me a favor Chris. Why don't you just go ahead and officially join the Democrats?

In the second scenario for hearings, someone has been appointed to a post for which they need Senate confirmation. Judge appointees are the worst. Senators only have five minutes to question someone, so every appointee's answer starts with "Senator, thank you for the question." This is like watching a football team trying to run out the clock. I like to watch Senator John Kennedy question people. When they start stalling by saying meaningless drivel, he just says "You're trying to filibuster me!" But my favorite Kenndyism is when a nominee says something really stupid and Kennedy responds, " You are the only person in the Milky Way who believes that." If people who want to be judges can't answer questions in the Seante hearing, how are they going to do it in a courtroom? How long would any of these candidates last in a real-life job interview? 

In the real world, over the 50 years I spent in the restaurant business I have interviewed thousands of job applicants. I have almost always ended the interview with a simple question. Why should I hire you? Note: I have less tolerance for filibustering than Senator Kennedy.

If you are dealing with an employee performance issue, the question is always "Why should I keep you working here?" The Senate needs to call in Merrick Garland, Chris Wray, Alejandro Mayorkas, Pete Buttgig and others and ask them, "Why should we keep you working here?" Of course, the Senate won't do that because there aren't enough balls in the Senate to stock a pool table.

I have told this story many times, but it is worth repeating today. In the ninth grade at Pierce Junior High, P.A. Russo was my Civics teacher. He would call on people with questions completely unrelated to Civics but questions that would make you think. My favorite was when he would call someone by name and ask a question. It went like this, "Miss Smith, stand up please. You have two minutes, justify your existence."

Alejandro Mayorkas, you have two minutes. Justify your existence.

Friday Follies

 The highlight of the GOP debate had to be when Vivek Ramaswamy asked why the RNC had the debate on NBC. He pointed out that the one moderator, Kristen Welker, had been pushing the Russian Collusion story for years. He gave her the chance to respond about the veracity of the collusion story and she smiled. Why do Republicans think that liberals in the media will one day wake up and treat conservatives fairly? 

I just watched a few highlights of the debate. My life is not so bad that I needed to watch the debate to send me over the edge. I did see in the highlights that crazy Aunt Nikki Haley called Ramaswamy "scum". I will mail her one of my extra copies of Carnegie's book "How to win friends and influence people". She obviously has never read it.

Chris Christie made his last public appearance before his scheduled appearance in the sky over New York in the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade. How many handlers does a blimp that size need?

I like Ron DeSantis. I believe that he is really a bright guy. I think that he would do a great job as President. The problem is how to get a guy with no personality elected President.  

In court in New York today, Judge Engoron threatened to jail anyone who used the phrase, "Keep your shirt on!"

Democrats are just wild about abortions. They don't want any restrictions. Maybe that is why they have failed to speak up about Hamas killing Israeli babies. 

The "news" is awash with stories about how American voters all support abortion rights. First, that's not exactly true. Second, if voters think that the biggest issue facing this nation is the right to kill the unborn, we need to go back to literacy tests before being allowed to vote.

I send a note to The American Spectator this morning with some comments on a story about abortions. I pointed out that once the public accepted killing the unborn, how long will it be before they start talking about killing the old people?

If they indict Trump again, they may as well go ahead and put his picture back up in the Oval Office.

I just saw it as I wrote this swill, but there was a great comment from Ramaswamy about who the Democrats are going to run for President in 2024. He said that they just need to go ahead and admit that it won't be Biden. He thinks it will be Newsome or Michelle Obama or some other Communist.

New York City has given up on using some large electric trucks they had purchased for snow removal. It seems that the use for snow removal causes them to lose power quickly. Maybe if they mounted one of those huge wind turbines that they have removed from offshore New Jersey, the truck might have enough to power a plow.

The founder and CEO of Rivian said that "buying a car with an internal combustion engine today is like building a horse barn in 1910".  There are a couple of issues here. First, his vehicles are high priced shit. A friend's son has one of their trucks. On US 27 in Georgia, it went into some kind of trouble mode and would not let him drive at more than 18 MPH. Have you been on US 27? Anyway, his son drove it home and called the dealer the next day to have them come get it and repair it. I guess after spending that much on the truck, he couldn't afford a AAA membership?

Here's a history lesson for CEO Scaringe of Rivian. Automobiles started being commercially produced in the early 1900's. Some were gas, some were electric, and some were steam powered. In fact, the first electric vehicle came out in 1890. In 1908, Henry Ford rolled out the Model T and car production was off and running. In 1918, the United States started shipping troops to Europe for WW1. Before the war had ended, the United States had shipped more than 60,000 wagons to Europe for the Army's use. We also shipped an appropriate number of horses and mules there to pull the wagons. Why? Because the trucks available could not move the amount of material that the Army needed. All of the other nations also used wagons. The French and the British also purchased large numbers of horses and mules here in America to ship to Europe to pull their wagons. This was 28 years after the first electric car had been built. Thank God that somebody smarter than the Rivian CEO built horse barns after 1910.

Two other notes. First, my grandparents eloped in a horse and buggy in 1919 in Lancaster, SC. They had not received the memo from Rivian. Second, if I had been my friend's son with the Rivian that would not work right, I would have found a farmer with a mule to pull that truck to the dealership. I would have also notified every media outlet in the universe about the mule's route.

Let's go Brandon!!

Standing on the edge?

 Despite retirement I remain an early riser after a lifetime of getting up early. I am talking early as in three or four AM, not seven o'clock. Anyway, I get up early and take our old dog outside for at least one of us to relieve the pressure on our bladder. There is no time of day that compares to the early morning peace and quiet at that hour.

The other morning was cold, and the sky was clear. I looked up at the stars and could see several constellations in the sky. My favorite has always been Orion. As I stood there staring up at the stars, I remembered a science class from junior high school. The teacher explained that the constellations were all named by people thousands of years ago who just looked up and tried to explain what they saw.

 Now we are told that our scientists know much more about the stars than we ever have known. But do they really know more? Have they ever been to another star? Have we sent a spacecraft there to bring back evidence? The answer to all of these questions is "No". They take what we know about materials here on our planet and try to apply these things to other places. Is the work of the scientists really that much different than the names and stories about the stars created by some shepherds lying on the side of a hill looking up a few thousand years ago? Once again, the answer is no. The shepherds were taking the sum of their knowledge and applying it to the stars, which is exactly the same thing that scientists do today.

The arrogance of mankind has always been a problem. You need only to pick up a Bible and read that story for yourself. Man continues to believe that we are the ultimate power only to discover that there is no truth in that belief. We think that we can control everything, and we can't. 

Empires all have an expiration date. Good times never last. Nothing lasts forever. Pick an expression that you like but realize that we can't keep going at this pace. It is not like no one has warned us about this. There have been people in the past who tried to tell us about what the future holds. Whether you are reading the Bible or 1984, you will find that no one wants to hear bad news. 

Look around the world today. There's a war in Ukraine that we are borrowing money from China to subsidize. We have no history of a long tong term relationship with Ukraine. Why are we doing this? Ukraine was never in the news until the Democrats claimed that it was the lynchpin of our national security when they impeached Trump. Most Americans can't find it on a map. Somebody needs to tell us why!!

There's another war going on in Israel as the Palestinians try to kill all of the Jews, again. Here in the United States, people are marching and rioting to support the Palestinians. Groups who claim to abhor discrimination want to kill people because they are Jews. College students who can't even spell Palestine are supporting the slaughter of Jews.  People are being threatened because of their religion. This is a rerun of the 1930's in Germany. Is Joe Biden the senile Adolf Hitler? Why doesn't the news talk about this point? MAGA Republicans get prosecuted, people advocating killing the Jews do not. AG Garland, I would like an explanation.

In the late 1930's, Germany had the best military in the world. They used that force to spread their message of hate across Europe and into other continents. Now, the Palestinians are using terrorism as their force to spread their message around the world. This is not a new development. Does anyone remember the Munich Olympics in 1972?

Israel is a small country. They have one of the best militaries in the world. They may actually have the best air force in the world. Probably because they get so much practice. They can probably resist the Palestinian attacks with conventional force and weapons. But be advised that Israel has nuclear weapons and if the situation gets bad enough, I am certain that they would use them. Then what? It might be time to read that Book of Revelation again. 

So how does all of this tie in to looking at the stars on a cold fall night while walking the dog? Two years ago, Aaron Lewis had a song called "Am I the only one?" You are already online; you can find it easily. I prefer the uncensored version. As I stood there looking up at the stars, I remembered this line from the song, "Am I standing on the edge of the end of time?" There's a thought for you to ponder as you watch the news.

Thirty Thursday Thoughts Ver. 11.09

 The hottest selling t-shirt in New York today must be the one with the Trump judge's bare-chested physique shown. "Engoron" is obviously some foreign word meaning bat-shit crazy. Any doubt that this guy is nuts is officially ended. I was hoping that the Trump family would all show up in those t-shirts. The only thing more revolting would be a bare-chested picture of Letitia James. 

We live in a country where they want to outlaw tobacco and legalize pot. Nobody in the history of the restaurant business ever called in and said, "I smoked too many cigarettes last night." Then again, nobody ever smoked a nickel bag of tobacco and then ate a dozen doughnuts.

Letitia James, the Wicked Bitch of the East, appeared in a newly surfaced campaign video calling the federal government "too male, too pale, too stale". So, a woman who is a racist, a sexist and an ageist is in charge of justice in New York. You're shitting me, right?

A better line would be "Too male, too pale, too stale, says the whale."

Donald Trump needs to start wearing an engineer's cap. When someone asks why, he should tell them that as long as he is being railroaded, he thought he should dress the part.

Trump should refer to Judge Engoron by another name when they next meet. When Engeron corrects him, Trump should reply, "Sorry, I didn't recognize you with your shirt on." 

How many episodes of the People's Court did Engoron have to watch to get his law degree? Engeron is everything that is wrong with our system of picking judges.

While justice must be blind, being a frigging moron may be carrying things too far.

Northerners are always attacking "Southern justice". You might want to clean up your own house first, Yankees!

I have heard all of the Pro-Palestinian arguments that I need to hear. To be fair, this is the first time that I have heard them in a language other than the original German. If this one is over your head, stop reading and go watch MSNBC.

In Los Angeles the police released a suspect in the death of a Jewish man in a demonstration. He died after being hit in the head with a megaphone. The police claim that they aren't sure what caused the death. If the victim had been black or Hispanic, they would have already charged somebody.

Americans are voting to legalize pot and abortions. If they would quit smoking pot, the abortion rate might go down. Grandma said it best, "If you lay down with dogs, you are going to get fleas."

With the drive to legalize abortions, there is a simpler way. Girls, learn these three words that your mother used, "Not tonight, Honey."

Everybody is attacking Sen. Tommy Tuberville for holding up promotions. Why hasn't anyone suggested that the Department of Defense change their policy? To give someone extra paid time off to travel for an abortion is clearly illegal. The Hyde Amendment forbids the federal government from paying for abortions. Paying someone for travel time to get an abortion IS paying for an abortion. 

This abortion policy is clearly discriminatory. Does the Defense Department give male soldiers extra paid time off to go visit their wife if they have a baby?

The Army is missing their recruiting goals by so much that they have finally gone back to the basics in advertising. They are showing a bunch of men parachuting out of a helicopter. I guess that commercials telling us "I had two moms" is not causing people to want to join the Army.

Based on press accounts, one is led to believe that the new Speaker of the House is a cross between Joel Osteen and Gomer Pyle.

The real need for term limits is on federal government employees. They need to be limited to ten total years of government service before being released to the real world to find a real job.

That reminds me of the old joke about the guy at the Department of Agriculture. He goes in one morning and the guy who sits next to him is sitting at his desk crying his eyes out. The first guy asks, "What is wrong?" The other guy looks up and answers, "My farmer died." That's almost certainly an exaggeration. The guy was probably one of those Ag guys who had two farmers.

The Nashville Police Department is trying to find out how three pages about the transgender murderer were released. Stop looking and release the rest of the story. 

I doubt that there are any Paul Harveys at the Nashville Police.

I was reading an article today about how settlements in the opioid mess have sent Rite Aid into bankruptcy. Yet the FDA that approved the sale of all of these drugs goes unpunished. Who at the FDA skipped class on the day at medical school that they talked about opioid drugs being addictive?

The bum on the corner knew that opioids were addictive. Why didn't the FDA know this and act? 

The head of China is going to be in San Francisco next week to meet with Commissar Newsome. It's too late to clean out the homeless, Gavin. They have already seen the videos. Gavin must have done well in his job interview last month with Xi. 

A reporter asked why Biden has not met with Xi. XI explained that they already owned Biden, there was no need for an interview.

The House voted to cut Pete Butt-gig's pay to one dollar a year. Give him the money in pennies so it will seem like more.

There is a big farm equipment auction this Saturday just down the road. My wife is praying for rain. I didn't tell her that I bought a raincoat and an umbrella.

My son posts some of my posts on Newsbreak. I am not sure how all of that works, but they objected to my story about High Maintenance Voters. He's has regrouped and started again.

The Moultrie Swap Meet starts next Friday. Feel free to stop by my spaces and ask for "free shit". You may or may not get something.

I did a search for Judge Engoron and got this info. Another online fairy tale? Judge Arthur F. Engoron holds a prominent position as a judge in the Supreme Court 1st Judicial District in New York. He assumed this role following an uncontested election victory on November 3, 2015, and has since become a distinguished figure within the state’s legal landscape.

Now that's disinformation!!

 

Thank God it's over!!

 Election season is finally over! The dead people can go back to being dead. The election stealing that Democrats claim can't happen can go back into hiding. That woman in Connecticut can go back to stuffing ballot drop boxes and that mayoral candidate in Massachusetts can stop paying the homeless ten bucks a vote for their votes. The funny part of these stories is that we are told that this is the first time that all of this has happened. No! It's just the first time that the videos made it to the national news! 

Meanwhile in Atlanta, there is a story happening that is not getting any national network news attention. In the case involving Harrison Floyd, who was indicted by DA Phony Willis as part of Trump's RICO case, Fulton County has admitted that they failed to preserve the majority of the ballots from the 2020 election. (FYI, Floyd was the leader of Blacks for Trump.)  WOW! Willis has indicted a group of people for claiming that Trump won the election but doesn't have the evidence to show that he didn't win the election. The big question is why did they destroy the evidence? His attorney asked the federal judge hearing the case, "What if we show that Trump won?" I don't think that he has a chance to show that Trump won because the state has destroyed the evidence from the election. But if he can't show that Trump won, neither can the state prove that Trump lost. 

This brings us back to the big question. Why did Fulton County destroy the evidence? It's beginning to look like there are problems in the way that Fulton County holds elections that Phony Willis has neglected to investigate. Let's use that RICO statute to investigate Phony Willis and the election officials in Fulton County. 

We have spent every day since November 3, 2020, listening to the government and the news media tell us that the election of 2020 was the most secure election in history. Now it appears that they have been lying or distorting the truth, you pick. Let's face it, we have a long history of election fraud in this country. If you don't believe me, research how Lyndon Johnson got the nickname of "Landslide Lyndon". Hint: It isn't pretty. Then move on to the history of Chicago election practices. The election of John Kennedy in 1960 had a large number of issues. A few thousand questionable votes in a few states made the difference. Sound familiar? How about the Presidential Election of 1876? Who can forget Al Gore in 2000 only wanting a recount in Florida counties that voted Republican? Hillary Clinton still claims that she won in 2016 but no fame-seeking Republican DA has indicted her. 

Gov. Sununu from New Hampshire was on the news yesterday talking about Election Day. They don't have early voting in New Hampshire. They don't have ballot drop boxes in New Hampshire. Why do other states have all of these other ways to vote? Why is it Election Day in New Hampshire but Election Season in other states? How do folks in New Hampshire make it to the polls on a single day like the rest of the nation used to do but we need three weeks to get there in North Carolina? Why can people in New Hampshire provide Voter ID but people here can't provide an ID? Why do we empower the Democratic Party's voters with all of these absurd concessions, so they don't have to vote on Election Day?

 Most of America manages to get to a television set to watch the Super Bowl on one (1) day but can't get to the polls on a single day. Are you serious? The NFL doesn't schedule the Super Bowl to be played five minutes at a time over a three-week period to give one team an advantage. Why not? Because that is stupid!!

If you are bored, here's a document from that Georgia elections case. Maybe that election conspiracy that Phony Willis is looking for is all in the state and county government?

Obama needs to just shut up?

 Barack Obama is claiming that "we are all complicit to some degree" in the Israel-Hamas war happening now. We are left to assume that his dreams of being a homosexual are now behind him at least until he brings peace to the Middle East and saves the world. According to his butt-kissing buddies in the media, he can save the world in less time than Uncle Joe can decide which flavor of ice cream that he wants. Maybe, he's trying to take some pressure off of Uncle Joe. Then again, maybe he's just a guy who grew up in the most Muslim country in the world (Indonesia) and was influenced by that experience.

The guy who claims that we are all complicit is the same guy who sent an airplane filled with $400 million in cash to Iran in the middle of the night. Maybe this shipment was what inspired the Washington Post slogan of "Democracy dies in Darkness". No, the Post could never write anything bad about Obama.

If Obama is not the real guy in charge in Washington, why hasn't he moved to a city other than D.C.? Since the end of the Civil War, the only other President who didn't leave D.C. after his term ended was Woodrow Wilson and he was dying. There was a news report the other day about Obama helping the Biden administration with their policies on Artificial Intelligence. Why don't reporters stake out Obama's house just to see who is coming and going? Because they don't want us to know.

Obama sent $400 million in cash on a plane to Iran and now he says that "we all are complicit". Speak for yourself, gay boy!! Iran funds Hamas, you funded Iran. That makes you complicit, not me. Don't waste your time with that "we" crap!

Who in America really wants to listen to another lecture from Barack Obama about anything?  If you are looking for something other than Obama's words, here's a link to an interview with David Garrow, who wrote "Rising Star", a biography of Barack Obama which came out several years ago. David Samuels Interviews MLK Biographer David Garrow on Barack Obama - Tablet Magazine

If you don't want to read that article, here's a clip from it. Obama had a girlfriend in the 1980's in Chicago, Sheila Myoshi Jager. In his book, Garrow discussed the big difference between Jager's and Obama's stories of how they broke up.  

"Yet what Garrow documented, after tracking down and interviewing Sheila Miyoshi Jager, was an explosive fight over a very different subject. In Jager’s telling, the quarrel that ended the couple’s relationship was not about Obama’s self-identification as a Black man. And the impetus was not a play about the American Black experience, but an exhibit at Chicago’s Spertus Institute about the 1961 trial of Adolf Eichmann.

At the time that Obama and Sheila visited the Spertus Institute, Chicago politics was being roiled by a Black mayoral aide named Steve Cokely who, in a series of lectures organized by Louis Farrakhan’s Nation of Islam, accused Jewish doctors in Chicago of infecting Black babies with AIDS as part of a genocidal plot against African Americans. The episode highlighted a deep rift within the city’s power echelons, with some prominent Black officials supporting Cokely and others calling for his firing.

In Jager’s recollection, what set off the quarrel that precipitated the end of the couple’s relationship was Obama’s stubborn refusal, after seeing the exhibit, and in the swirl of this Cokely affair, to condemn Black racism. While acknowledging that Obama’s embrace of a Black identity had created some degree of distance between the couple, she insisted that what upset her that day was Obama’s inability to condemn Cokely’s comments. It was not Obama’s Blackness that bothered her, but that he would not condemn antisemitism."

So more than thirty years ago, Obama could not condemn antisemitism and he still can't do that today. Why doesn't he just admit that he is, at best, a Muslim sympathizer or just shut the hell up? He can blame it on growing up Muslim in Indonesia. He either needs to come clean or just shut up!!

Monday Morning Moans and Groans

 In Bridgeport, Connecticut a judge has ordered a new Democratic primary held in the mayoral election. Why? Because videos show people stuffing ballot drop boxes in the days before the primary. In a city that is 68.5% Democrats, they had to cheat to pick the "best" Democrat. With a 2-1 edge in registered voters, you would think that any Democrat could win the general election.

How did this happen? We have been told since 2020 that ballot drop boxes are secure. We have been told that cheating is impossible in elections. People have been indicted for challenging election results in Georgia. We are now being told that this has never happened before and could not have happened in 2020. Best of all, it was Democrats being caught cheating. It's time to call "BULLSHIT" on the whole election process. It's time for real election reforms.

Where is the media coverage of all this? Where are the indictments for the people that they have on video doing this? Where is the outrage online?  The media is MIA, again.

In the trial of the Trump Organization in New York, Judge Engoron has now prohibited lawyers from commenting about his law clerk. Trump's lawyers are complaining about the note passing between Engoron and his law clerk. On Thursday there were 35 to 40 notes passed between the judge and his clerk. What is this note passing shit? Is this like the third grade? "I like you; do you like me?" If there was a responsible adult in the room, they would take the notes and read them to the crowd. This buffoon passing as a judge is a walking case for a mistrial or being overruled on appeal.

This a flashback to 1969. Judge Engoron is playing Judge Julius Hoffman to Trump and his family playing the Chicago Seven. After convicting the Chicago Seven and giving them the maximum sentences, Hoffman was overruled by the Appeals court. The Appeals Court also vacated all of the contempt citations issued by Hoffman and found that he had exhibited a "deprecatory and often antagonistic attitude toward the defense."  Is any of this starting to sound familiar? History is actually repeating itself in New York City. Maybe Judge Engoron can go back to driving a taxi. His law clerk can be his co-pilot in the cab. Let them pass notes there!

Jack Shit has filed another late Friday motion with the court in DC. He claims that Trump is trying to "delay the trial". This from an agent of the Department of Justice which waited two and a half years to charge Trump. Jack Shit took more than two years to file the case and now wants it tried as soon as possible. Jack is just trying to avoid any public scrutiny of his actions. If we had an Attorney General with a working pair of balls, Jack would never have even been appointed in the first place. 

 In the case in Florida, he wants to the judge to hurry the case up down there as well. He thinks that a couple of months should be enough time for the defense team to examine more than a million pages of evidence under conditions controlled by the prosecution. I doubt that Jack Shit has read all of that either. What's the hurry, Jack?

How do you know that the government is doing something they don't want on the news? They do it late on Friday. From Jack Shit's filing motions to the National Archives releasing something to Biden's spokesthing with the Jiffy Pop hair trying to make another incoherent statement, the crap flows on Friday at five. They know that the media is not going to cover it. That gives them and their leftist media friends the weekend off. 

Only one team in Major League Baseball did not do something special for Pride Month. That team won the World Series last week. God works in mysterious ways?

Mid-Week Wit and Wisdom

 From the "Who Cares?" Department, I just read that the Texas Rangers won the World Series. The Boys of November?

I received a comment asking why I refer to Judge Chutkan as Judge "Slutkan". I do this because she is a political whore working with her friends at the alleged Department of Justice to make being a conservative a crime. The government is prosecuting people for being conservatives. The communists in government and their ass-licking friends in the mainstream media are trying to destroy any opposition to their leftist movement. This is not unlike the actions of Communists in Russia. Read a history book written before 1960 for a better understanding.

I am sorting through mountains of "stuff" in a storage building to reduce my "footprint" that I leave behind when I pass to the great sarcasm center in the sky. I have cleaned up behind enough other people who have previously passed that I don't want to leave this chore with my wife and sons. No, I am not sick and dying. I am just preparing for the inevitable. It's actually somewhat enlightening. It has prompted the return of a great many enjoyable memories. Yesterday, I found a little paperback book from 1969 titled "The Wit and Humor of Richard Nixon". Yes, I too was surprised by the title.  

From the Nixon volume, "Much as we like lower taxes and higher living standards, it won't make any difference if we are not here to enjoy them." December 1957

Also from Nixon, "All the prophets of doom are all out after us, I see. (Newspaper Columnists) say that the Party is doomed if Goldwater gets the nomination. Why do they care about who gets the nomination? They wouldn't vote for any Republican." June 1964

Last RN quote, "I'm a dropout from the Electoral College. I flunked debating." 1961

On the news last night was a story about another payment from James Biden to Joe Biden. This one was for smaller change. It was only $40 thousand. It was marked as a loan repayment. Biden supporters and their media moron minions claim that these payments are only a case of one brother helping another. This controversy can be easily settled by the Bidens releasing copies of the checks where Joe actually loaned him the money. I will wait for the copies.

I never write a check when loaning my brother money, either. Why would I write a check for $5? 

I once had an employee ask if he could borrow $20. I pulled out my wallet and asked, "Do you have change for a hundred?" When he replied that he did, I told him "Then you don't need $20". 

When I was a senior in high school, the state of Florida required that every high school senior take a class called PAD, Problems of American Democracy. I can find no evidence that class is still being taught or required. There was a three-week unit in that class called "Americanism versus Communism". Why did we stop teaching people about the difference? At least, there used to be a difference.

Why does every moron testifying before Congress start their answer to a question with "Thank you for the question, Senator (or Congressman)". Do they really have to think about an answer or are they just trying to run out the clock?

Kameltoe Harris tried to ease the fears of many Americans liberals when she appeared on 60 Minutes and told the world that "Joe Biden is very much alive".  I don't recall the reporter asking her if Biden was alive. That may be the start of the Democrats' next campaign poster. " Wanted: Joe Biden. Dead or Alive"