No Mo Ro Co Fo No Ca

 If you haven't figured out the title of this post, it is shorthand for "No More Roy Cooper For North Carolina". It would sound better in a redneck rap video.

After fleecing the taxpayers of North Carolina for almost forty years, Roy Cooper has come out of retirement to "save us" by running for the United States Senate. 

In response to Cooper's decision to run for the Senate, the Republican party is running Michael Whatley who may have slightly more name recognition in North Carolina than I do. While Whatley seems to be making gains in his campaign, it's time to take the gloves off and really attack Cooper. 

Cooper was the North Carolina Attorney General for sixteen years. When he decided to run for Governor in 2016, fellow leftist Democrat Josh Stein ran for the Attorney General position. Stein's biggest campaign promise was that he was going to clear up a huge backlog of rape kits in North Carolina that had not been tested. What Stein never mentioned and not a single reporter ever asked, was that this "huge backlog" was a product of sixteen years of Roy Cooper as Attorney General. Who knew that so many people could keep a secret?

Gov Ro Co kept North Carolina in a state of emergency for COVID that lasted 888 days. I guess that it was just his way of keeping extra power until it got closer to election time. He and his accomplice Mandy Cohen were obviously in the running for an Academy Award in their never-ending moans that we were all about to die. 

I am not going to tell you that Cooper handpicked the questions that he would answer from the press, but nobody ever asked Roy why he was in Tampa on a fundraising mission when the COVID shit hit the fan early on. Trump and Fauci were on television while Cooper was shaking down liberals in Tampa to support his gubernatorial campaign.

Keeping that travel in mind, the NC Constitution says that when the Governor is out of State, the Lt. Governor leads the government. In eight years as governor, Cooper never told the Lt. Governor that he would be out of state. The NC Highway Patrol would not even tell reporters that they had taken Cooper to the airport. They would only tell the press how many miles they had carried him. After several incidents, a reporter finally clocked the mileage to the airport from the Governor's mansion and figured it out. There's a group of slow learners!! Cooper has mastered the art of "lying by omission." Rather than lie, he just ignores the question.

Democrats are screaming that we need to dramatically increase the funding of public schools while they spoke not a word when Cooper had students doing "remote learning". The chances were remote that anyone would actually learn anything in that scenario. Today, they scream "Pay the Dadgum Teachers" while in 2020 and 2021 they didn't believe that we even needed schools. What kind of sense does that shit make? I will be kind and just describe those folks as "slow". 

In Carolina's Cooper Caused COVID, you could only have ten people in a church, but you could have 200 in a Walmart. The scientific data behind that is probably in Fauci's diary somewhere. Cooper tried to legalize "carryout cocktails" to keep bars and restaurants functioning. Cooper was worried about people getting killed by COVID but wasn't worried about anyone dying at the hands of a drunk driver.

My favorite Cooper decree was when he decided that venues like football stadiums and speedways and theaters could reopen with 7% of their capacity being used. Cooper and Cohen must have pulled that 7% number straight out of their asses. That 7% crap rivals the 6 feet apart thing that Fauci the Fraud and his crew created. Fauci still cannot explain where that number originated. In Great Britain they used two meters as the distance required. Did the extra few inches make a difference? Did the disease travel further in countries using the metric system? I want to go to a Roy Cooper event just so I can ask him about the 7% number. Maybe Michael Whatley will ask him.

North Carolina has caught our limit of Roy Cooper. It's time to say "Hell, No!" to mo Ro Co.