Thirty Thursday Thoughts Ver. 11.09

 The hottest selling t-shirt in New York today must be the one with the Trump judge's bare-chested physique shown. "Engoron" is obviously some foreign word meaning bat-shit crazy. Any doubt that this guy is nuts is officially ended. I was hoping that the Trump family would all show up in those t-shirts. The only thing more revolting would be a bare-chested picture of Letitia James. 

We live in a country where they want to outlaw tobacco and legalize pot. Nobody in the history of the restaurant business ever called in and said, "I smoked too many cigarettes last night." Then again, nobody ever smoked a nickel bag of tobacco and then ate a dozen doughnuts.

Letitia James, the Wicked Bitch of the East, appeared in a newly surfaced campaign video calling the federal government "too male, too pale, too stale". So, a woman who is a racist, a sexist and an ageist is in charge of justice in New York. You're shitting me, right?

A better line would be "Too male, too pale, too stale, says the whale."

Donald Trump needs to start wearing an engineer's cap. When someone asks why, he should tell them that as long as he is being railroaded, he thought he should dress the part.

Trump should refer to Judge Engoron by another name when they next meet. When Engeron corrects him, Trump should reply, "Sorry, I didn't recognize you with your shirt on." 

How many episodes of the People's Court did Engoron have to watch to get his law degree? Engeron is everything that is wrong with our system of picking judges.

While justice must be blind, being a frigging moron may be carrying things too far.

Northerners are always attacking "Southern justice". You might want to clean up your own house first, Yankees!

I have heard all of the Pro-Palestinian arguments that I need to hear. To be fair, this is the first time that I have heard them in a language other than the original German. If this one is over your head, stop reading and go watch MSNBC.

In Los Angeles the police released a suspect in the death of a Jewish man in a demonstration. He died after being hit in the head with a megaphone. The police claim that they aren't sure what caused the death. If the victim had been black or Hispanic, they would have already charged somebody.

Americans are voting to legalize pot and abortions. If they would quit smoking pot, the abortion rate might go down. Grandma said it best, "If you lay down with dogs, you are going to get fleas."

With the drive to legalize abortions, there is a simpler way. Girls, learn these three words that your mother used, "Not tonight, Honey."

Everybody is attacking Sen. Tommy Tuberville for holding up promotions. Why hasn't anyone suggested that the Department of Defense change their policy? To give someone extra paid time off to travel for an abortion is clearly illegal. The Hyde Amendment forbids the federal government from paying for abortions. Paying someone for travel time to get an abortion IS paying for an abortion. 

This abortion policy is clearly discriminatory. Does the Defense Department give male soldiers extra paid time off to go visit their wife if they have a baby?

The Army is missing their recruiting goals by so much that they have finally gone back to the basics in advertising. They are showing a bunch of men parachuting out of a helicopter. I guess that commercials telling us "I had two moms" is not causing people to want to join the Army.

Based on press accounts, one is led to believe that the new Speaker of the House is a cross between Joel Osteen and Gomer Pyle.

The real need for term limits is on federal government employees. They need to be limited to ten total years of government service before being released to the real world to find a real job.

That reminds me of the old joke about the guy at the Department of Agriculture. He goes in one morning and the guy who sits next to him is sitting at his desk crying his eyes out. The first guy asks, "What is wrong?" The other guy looks up and answers, "My farmer died." That's almost certainly an exaggeration. The guy was probably one of those Ag guys who had two farmers.

The Nashville Police Department is trying to find out how three pages about the transgender murderer were released. Stop looking and release the rest of the story. 

I doubt that there are any Paul Harveys at the Nashville Police.

I was reading an article today about how settlements in the opioid mess have sent Rite Aid into bankruptcy. Yet the FDA that approved the sale of all of these drugs goes unpunished. Who at the FDA skipped class on the day at medical school that they talked about opioid drugs being addictive?

The bum on the corner knew that opioids were addictive. Why didn't the FDA know this and act? 

The head of China is going to be in San Francisco next week to meet with Commissar Newsome. It's too late to clean out the homeless, Gavin. They have already seen the videos. Gavin must have done well in his job interview last month with Xi. 

A reporter asked why Biden has not met with Xi. XI explained that they already owned Biden, there was no need for an interview.

The House voted to cut Pete Butt-gig's pay to one dollar a year. Give him the money in pennies so it will seem like more.

There is a big farm equipment auction this Saturday just down the road. My wife is praying for rain. I didn't tell her that I bought a raincoat and an umbrella.

My son posts some of my posts on Newsbreak. I am not sure how all of that works, but they objected to my story about High Maintenance Voters. He's has regrouped and started again.

The Moultrie Swap Meet starts next Friday. Feel free to stop by my spaces and ask for "free shit". You may or may not get something.

I did a search for Judge Engoron and got this info. Another online fairy tale? Judge Arthur F. Engoron holds a prominent position as a judge in the Supreme Court 1st Judicial District in New York. He assumed this role following an uncontested election victory on November 3, 2015, and has since become a distinguished figure within the state’s legal landscape.

Now that's disinformation!!