Memo to Judge Chutkan

 Judge Chutkan Slutkan, I am fascinated by your claims that government employees should not be subject to criticism. I have reread the First Amendment several times and can find no mention of the right of government employees to avoid criticism. Possibly, you could direct me to the statute that describes this unique protection. Why are judicial employees exempt from criticism?

I spent my life in the restaurant business. Restaurants and their employees used to be subject to the whims of "reviews" in the newspapers. That model has been expanded now by the onslaught of "social media". Suddenly, everyone with a "smartphone" is a critic. "Influencers" and other schmucks who have never worked trying to serve the public criticize restaurants and employees for all kinds of absurd reasons. Nobody is getting a gag order for criticizing restaurant employees online.

Actors and actresses get criticized for their performances every day. Maligning overpaid athletes is the reason that the Internet exists for millions of Americans. If the Republican Party didn't exist, MSNBC would have to create it to give themselves someone to criticize. 

Have you ever heard anyone praise the Post Office and their employees? Heard any great stories about anyone's experience at the DMV office? Tell me about the last time that someone praised the IRS and their employees. Even law enforcement officials are criticized. I am willing to bet that a review of your past rulings and comments would find some criticisms in one of your rulings.

So why do you believe that prosecutors and judges and their staffs are immune from criticism? Don't waste your breath telling me about protecting the integrity of the judicial system. The judicial system is on life support. It fails more frequently every day. You are a federal judge; you have a lifetime job. How many federal judges lose their jobs every year? I just looked that up and since 1803 only 15 federal judges have been impeached. Of these only 8 have been convicted and removed. Eight judges removed in 220 years is an unbelievable figure. There's better chance that you will be taken away by a UFO than you will be impeached and removed from your job. You were appointed to your post by a closet homosexual Communist who may have actually come to earth from a UFO. Check out the glide angle on Obama's ears. How long does it take the average person to produce a birth certificate? But I digress. The federal judicial system is broken. I am for federal judges having a ten-year term. Given the level of corruption in the government, I don't see that happening before my checkout time.

This has nothing to do with my point here, but I also researched the number of federal judges who died while in active service. Since 1789, 622 federal judges have died while in active service. That means that a federal judge is 77 times more likely to die in office than to be removed from office. This is a new meaning for the term "deadwood". 

How can the job performance of most of Americans be criticized but not the performance of federal employees? You have a guy running the Department of Injustice who has no idea (according to his testimony in Congress) about what is going on there, but he's sure that it is nothing bad. I am sorry, but if your law clerk or an Attorney General is an idiot, we are all entitled to talk about it. If there is a ban on defendants attacking you verbally, them where is the ban on you criticizing them? Oh wait! That returns us to that discussion on the two-tier system for justice in America.

Jack Smith Shit is a political attack hack for hire. Jack Shit is the poster boy for those of us who recognize that there is a two-tier system of justice in this country. If you disagree with this, send me a list of the sentences that you handed down to Black Lives Matter rioters in Washington, DC. Tell me about the sentences given to the people who demonstrated on the day of Trump's inauguration. If the majority of the January 6 protesters had been black, it would have been labeled as "a mostly peaceful protest". If they had been liberals, they would have been praised for insight and their views. They were conservatives, so they must be punished. You even sentenced some to longer terms than the federal government sought for them. Have you considered looking up "justice" in a dictionary?

Donald Trump claims that the Biden-Obama administration is trying to silence him. Thanks for proving that he was right. Trump can't say anything but the DOJ leaks information to the New York Times, CNN and MSNBC at an incredible rate. Try to explain to me how this is fair. 

Your job is to see that people get a fair trial. The reviews are in, you suck at this. You aren't a real judge; you are a political plant out to remake the United States in a liberal image. When the next American revolution comes ..............