My Weekly Reader

 When I was in elementary school, I always looked forward to getting my copy of My Weekly Reader. According to an online source, the Weekly Reader was always distributed on Friday afternoon. I honestly don't remember. I do remember reading it as I walked home from school. 

So, here is this week's edition of Not Your Weekly Reader.

The only suitable response to Democrats chanting "Four More Years" is a simple "Of This?" 

In another four years like the past two and a half, you will have to speak Spanish to buy a croissant at a French bakery in New York City. 

Biden is preparing for an even larger onslaught of illegals. The Secret Service is currently making test runs with Joe to the nearest Taco Bell so he can sniff little girls there. Killing two birds with one stone?

In four years, Cassidy Hutchinson will replace Joy Behar on The View. Same stupid statements, but a younger face.

In four years, they will still be trying to convict Trump of something in New York. They will monitor the Presidential limousine for seatbelt violations.

It won't take another four years for a merchant to take a gun to a "Flash Mob" trying to loot his store. This will serve as a live demo to law enforcement everywhere on how to enforce the law. It will also end the Flash Mob fad.

Four Words: You loot, we shoot!

In four years, Nancy Pelosi will be proclaiming the Capitol is our "Temple of Our Democracy" as her last set of breast implants lie in state in the Rotunda.

In another four years Special Counsel Weiss will finally indict Hunter Biden. He will nail Hunter for parking his Dad's Corvette in a handicap space while visiting Joe in the dementia care unit.

With any luck, in the next four years we will vote to expel California, Oregon and Washington from the Union. California, Oregon and Washington will form the Peoples Republic of COW (California, Oregon, Washington). By now, even the slow among you can grasp the COW acronym. If not, leave a note in the comments section.

Rest assured that we will close the western border between the US and the People's Republic of COW. If you are living there now, get out while you can.

I am fascinated about the reporting of Uncle Fester's latest proclamation. The media is reporting that Fester said that "if those jagoffs will pass a spending bill, I will put on a suit." It sounded more like "If I could jack off past the spending bill, I would put on a suit."  Send comments to #SLOBSOB.

Someone at Fox hit the nail on the head tonight. They pointed out that the FBI had Sen. Menendez's fingerprints identified on the gold bars and the cash in his home. That could do that but couldn't find a fingerprint on a bag of cocaine delivered to the White House. How does that work? 

Speaking of Biden's Gestapo/FBI, they staged pictures of the cash and the gold bars at the Menendez house just like they did the documents at Mar-A-Lago. They do this and then complain that the other side is poisoning the jury pool.

Ford is losing more than four (4) billion dollars this year trying to convert to the production of electric vehicles. Electric vehicles will require about 40% fewer workers to assemble than gas vehicles. Yet the Unite Auto Workers are supporting the guy who is putting them out of work. Really? Hell, they are dumber than I thought.

Gotta Go!! The second Republican Candidate Presidential Debate will be on soon. The problem with television having so many stations is that I thought I was watching the first debate a few weeks ago and it turned out that I was watching an old "Family Feud" rerun with Richard Dawson hosting. I thought everything sounded too simple.