Biden's Bizarro World?

"Biden's Bizarro World" comes from an old comic book series about Bizarro Superman and the Seinfeld episode "Bizarro Jerry". "Bizarro World" is where everything becomes the exact opposite of the normal world.

How does this work? Tall is short, in is out, black is white, ugly is pretty. By now, even the Democrats among you should be able to figure this out.

Let me give you the best example. The other day White House Press Secretary "Jiffy Pop Hair" claimed that Biden has done a better job than anyone else of securing the border. Homeland Security Chief Mayorkas claims that the border is closed. They are all in "Biden's Bizarro World". In the real world, record numbers of illegal immigrants are flooding the country. If you don't believe me, ask Mayor Adams in New York. Adams is a Democrat who has been forced to leave "Biden's Bizarro World" and return to reality due to his city being flooded with illegal immigrants.

Biden keeps claiming that the price of gas is down due to actions he has taken.  In 2019, gas here in North Carolina was around $2.00 per gallon. Today it ranges from $3.40 to $3.80 per gallon. How is this price down? It's down because we are living in "Biden's Bizarro World".

Biden keeps claiming that the Ukrainians are pushing the Russians out of the Ukraine. Yet the Russians remain there. Is this another case of "Biden's Bizarro World"? The other day, General Milli Vanilli said that the Ukrainians have 30 to 45 days to complete their offensive campaign before the weather changes for the winter. The Ukrainians say that they will continue their campaign into the winter. What does this mean? It means that General Milli Vanilli has dropped out of "Biden's Bizarro World" as he approaches retirement and the real world. The Ukrainian Army is just going to join the list of nations who could not defeat General Winter. Hitler and Napoleon both had their asses handed to them by the Russians in the winter. History is circular.

The government keeps telling us that inflation is under control and prices are dropping. On Saturday in Hartwell, Georgia, my wife and I ate lunch at Popeye's. She had a two-piece platter (two sides and a drink) and I had a three-piece platter. Our bill totaled $30.53. If this is inflation under control, then Hartwell is in "Biden's Bizarro World". I don't know about the rest of the universe, but thirty bucks for fast food fried chicken for two is a bit pricey in my world.

Democrats scream for fair elections while trying to jail their political opponents. They want to indict everyone who challenges their elections process. Welcome to "Biden's Bizarro World". 

Yesterday at the White House, spokesman John Kirby was asked by a reporter about why President Biden keeps telling stories that are false and are easily checked. For example, on September 11 while speaking in Alaska, Biden said that he had gone to the World Trade Center the day after and witnessed the scene. He did not go to New York and in fact was in the Senate chamber that day. Instead of answering that question, Kirby rambled on about something else. Asked again by the same reporter, he went on to talk about some other subject. This is "Biden's Bizarro World"! The answers don't have anything to do with the questions. Ask anything you want; the answers won't be responses to your questions.

In "Biden's Bizarro World", failed male athletes compete as women and win in women's sports. In "Biden's Bizarro World" we want to put porn into elementary school libraries. They won't let you read this porn aloud at school board meetings, but your kids can read it in class or bring it home. Liberals were offended by Sen. John Kennedy reading passages from a couple of library books at a Senate hearing the other day but want librarians to decide what your kids can read. The 71-year-old Senator shouldn't read that aloud, but your kid can check it out of the school library. Only in "Biden's Bizarro World". The Illinois Secretary of State thinks that one parent doesn't have the right to challenge what books can be in the library. The Secretary of State needs to check out a history book instead of porn. All movements start with a single person looking for change.

I am heading out to the grocery store which is Ground Zero for measuring "Biden's Bizarro World".

Thanks for reading!