Random Short Shots

 I read an article today that claims that Joe Biden's signature has changed over the last couple of years to a signature that resembles Jill Biden's signature. If a bill has a forged signature, is it still valid?

Roy Cooper vetoed an elections bill the other day. In 2020, the State Board of Elections changed the requirements for mailed absentee ballots. When challenged by the legislature, the board said that they had not changed the laws, they had only changed the rules. So, the legislature is changing the entire process so that the board can't change the rules again. They are also changing the laws on how the board is chosen. Memo to Roy and dim Dems: If you play with fire long enough, your ass will get burned. 

The annual Labor Day Flea Market in Hillsville, Virginia starts on Friday, September 1. As usual, I will set up in the VFW Post lot. Last year, the Trump Store guy was across from me. I think that he will be there this year. If not, I have a few "Let's Go Brandon" flags for sale. I'm the guy with the "Stuff For Sale" signs. Identify as an RMOL reader and get your choice of treasures from the "Free Shit" box. 

News Reporters(?) are starting to sound the alarm about a possible government shutdown over the budget. I am trying to figure out what the downside of a shutdown would be. Will they stop shipping billions to Ukraine? Will they keep doing nothing in Maui? Will the Justice Department stop trying to frame Trump? Will the Special Counsel not offer Hunter Biden a New Deal? 

I took my wife to the orthopedic clinic for physical therapy after her recent surgery. Thom Tillis, the alleged Republican from North Carolina, has an office in the same building. I walked by his office at 10:30 AM to see that it was closed. No activity visible, no lights on, no traces of intelligent life were seen. Has the government shutdown already started? If not, how will we know when it does?

When I was a kid, we had paper straws and returnable soft drink bottles. People who are suggesting the same things today are acting like they have invented electric lights. Sorry guys, we had that stuff sixty years ago.

California and Nevada were hit several days ago by Tropical Storm Hilary. They also had a mild earthquake in Southern California. Whether you believe in God or not, there is a message in those events for you.

California was last hit by a tropical storm in 1939. So, is the climate changing or is it just going back to what it used to be? 

I watched a few clips from the alleged "debate". Mike Pence claiming that "We can't have on the job training" in foreign policy was a hoot. A guy who claimed that his biggest concern was that "Ukraine doesn't have enough American tanks" needs to remove his head from his ass. 

Maybe Pence, Haley and all of the others would be best served by being compelled to study George Washington's Farewell Address. Note: Pay particular attention to the part about "beware of foreign entanglements."

More than a week after the event, the White House issued a statement claiming that Biden had said "No Comment" in a response to a question about Maui because he did not hear the question. If he did not hear the question, why did he answer? Liar, Liar, Hair Club hair on fire!!

Asa Hutchinson is a walking argument for culling the herd in the Republican Party. After watching the Jersey cow, Chris Christie, attack Vivek Ramaswamy, I would like to second that motion to cull the herd.

The Fulton Couty DA who has charged Trump with challenging an election, will soon charge Trump with failing to plead guilty. It is a crime in Atlanta to disagree with Democrats. Trump would have gotten better treatment if he had looted a Dollar General during a "peaceful" protest.

I will become a regular viewer of the first network that has the balls to start posting a "political prisoner count" on their network.