Wet & Wild Wednesday Wit

Before the Fulton County grand jury had finished interviewing witnesses, a document announcing Trump's indictment was posted on the court's website. Nothing says "The fix is in" like a premature announcement. What are the odds that tomorrow they will announce Trump's conviction on those charges? Justice is way overrated?  

The Fulton County DA seeks to make contesting an election illegal. Why didn't she start with Stacey Abrams? Hillary Clinton still claims she won in 2016. Jimmy Carter claims that Trump did not win in 2016. Has Jimmy or Hillary been indicted?

If the DA lusts to indict people who interfere with elections, go down the street to CNN. You will find all of the false election information that you can carry back to the office at that location. Why doesn't she investigate what the Democrats are doing to RFK Jr? Isn't that election interference? 

The DA claims that Trump telling people to watch a television show about the Georgia election was part of the conspiracy and a crime. The real criminal conspiracy going on in this nation is the Democrats conspiring to interfere with the 2024 election. I am sure that it is only a coincidence, but isn't Atlanta hosting the Democratic convention in 2024? Will field trips to Trump's trial be on the calendar at the convention? 

RICO statutes were passed to prosecute gangsters, now we use them for people challenging election results. Jack Smith charged Trump with violating a law passed more than 150 years ago to combat the Klan. Brain Tumor Bragg in New York can't explain what law he used to indict Trump. How long before Trump files suit for them violating his rights with frivolous charges?

In Florida, Smith used an out of state grand jury to charge Trump with violating the Espionage Act. Why is this even legal? You can indict every white guy in the nation if you use D.C. grand juries. Trump had the power and the right to declassify any or all of those documents without checking with Jack Smith. Jack Smith is just Sheriff Ed Earl in the Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. Nobody said it better than Miss Mona, "You're just a chicken shit sheriff in a chicken shit town!" Write that down, Jack!! 

Jack Smith has a lengthy record of having failures in cases of charging public officials. In 2016, his conviction of former Virginia governor Robert McDonnell was overturned by a unanimous decision of the United States Supreme Court. Smith seems to specialize in leaks to the Washington Post. As long as we are on that subject, how does the New York Times always get the stories about Trump that are leaked? Maybe we need to investigate the DOJ to see how many people there are on the Times payroll. Maybe Jack could get some convictions there.

How's that investigation into Biden's secret papers going? How many of those documents did Biden lawfully possess? 

The House needs to end financing for Jack Smith's operation with the end of the fiscal year on September 30.  That's not good enough. Cut the funding for the DOJ by 50%. 

Banks around the world have had their computers hacked, yet we are told that voting machines cannot be hacked. I am thinking that a guy who can hack a Bank of America computer can probably get into a voting machine. But someone would have to look to find that problem. 

The people who are charging Trump with interfering in the 2020 election are interfering in the 2024 election. Trump was impeached after he left office. Who knew that would only be the first in a long series of stupid charges? 

The very existence of the Democratic Party today is based on a single question. Can we keep Trump from winning in 2024? Maybe they should just put forward a Presidential candidate who is semi-coherent? If they run another guy who is going to "unify" the nation, the country is doomed.

Ma Garland appointed David Weiss as the "Special Counsel" in the Hunter Biden case. He ignored the law requiring that he appoint someone from outside the government. Garland claims that his excuse for this is that someone else has appointed Special Counsels from within the government. Mom said it best, "If Johnny jumps off a cliff, are you jumping too?"

The only thing that David Weiss has done in more than four years is put together that absurd plea deal for Hunter. We should be paying him only for work actually done. A law school dropout could do a better job. 

Here's a simple question for the simpleton in the White House. What national interest of the United States was served by him demanding that the Ukrainian prosecutor be fired? Are they firing people now to get additional billions of dollars in aid? In how many other countries did Biden decide who the government hired? Asking for the reporters without the brains or balls to ask these questions.

The Biden Administration has announced that every family involved in the Maui fire will get a check for $700. WOW! Lose your home and get $700 bucks from Uncle Joe. Maybe if the Hawaiians would "identify" as illegal immigrants or even as Ukrainians they could get more help than that from the government.  

Of course, by next week Dementia Joe will be telling reporters that he was at that fire in Hawaii. I think that Joe and Nelson Mandela teamed up to work one of the fire hoses and actually put out the fire.

Why do most of the folks doing all of these smash and grab thefts in California look like they are all related? This is what happens when you legalize theft.  This is incontrovertible evidence that Gavin Newsome is a moron, and that California is America's Shithole State. We will just abbreviate America's Shithole State as ASS. 

I will close with a quote from H.L. Mencken that might be inspirational for Donald Trump.

“Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.”

― H.L. Mencken,