The Thirteenth of Never?

 At the Grand Canyon the other day, Brain-Dead Biden (Joe, not Hunter) spoke about the beauty of the Grand Canyon. Joe called it one of the nine wonders of the world. Nine? Yes, nine. While everyone else in the world knows about the Seven Wonders of the World, only a demented old pedophile knows about the nine wonders of the world.

What's the good news in Biden's latest oral error? First, if Trump had said that the media would refer to it as a "lie". But it's Biden, so it is a "gaffe". Second, I have never heard or read of anyone talking about the nine wonders of the world, so Joe probably didn't plagiarize someone else's statement. It was possibly a Biden original. However, acting on the side of caution, we are waiting to hear from Neil Kinnock before giving Biden credit. 

When asked about the "Nine wonders of the world", Pedojoe went wild. "What are you talking about? I have been to the six corners of the world, visited all ten continents, and sailed the eight seas. I do know shit!" He kept screaming as Jill and the Secret Service dragged him off the stage.

What's next for the Dean of Dementia? At the White House Christmas party this year, Pedojoe will lead the crowd in singing, "The Fourteen Days of Christmas". This will be followed by a rousing rendition of "We Four Kings". 

The Internet is alive with jokes about Biden's numerical prowess.

Joe's favorite song is "The Thirteenth of Never" performed by Johnny Mathis.

He's going to accompany Alan Jackson on his hit song "It's Thirteen O'clock Somewhere." Get out of the way Jimmy Buffet!!

He's opening a chain of convenience stores in Delaware called 8/13. They advertise that they are open 25 hours a day.

NASCAR is changing the name of their premiere race to the Daytona 539.

He is marketing a salad dressing called 998 Island.

By Executive Order, Christmas Eve will now be celebrated on December 32.

Carolina basketball will have a play where they go "Five Corners."

In football, you don't have to punt until it is "fifth down and ten."

Biden's favorite soft drink is 8 Up. 

Democrats are changing 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. to an address Biden can remember. The White House will soon be located at 1 Pennsylvania Ave.

But aren't we just being a little hard on the Dean of Dementia? After all, his old boss Barack Obama, once said that there were 56 states. It takes all of the votes from those extra six states for Democrats to win.