Tail Gunner Joe?

 NASCAR, for those nights when Sominex just isn't working.

If you want to know what the collapse of the American empire will look like, turn on the news.

In an exclusive interview on MSNBC, Hunter said that he will take the Ukraine down with him if the checks don't clear. Is there a relationship between Hunter Biden artwork sales and arms shipments to Ukraine? 

News from Australia is that a USMC Osprey has crashed killing three and injuring twenty. If this aircraft were an automobile, the government would have recalled it years ago. They would shut down an amusement park ride with this safety record. If this were a railroad, Pete Buttgig would be all over it. Instead, our military members keep dying in accidents. How many more Marines will die before someone says, "There's a problem with this aircraft. Remove it from service!"

I realize that helicopters are a fairly dangerous mode of transportation. I read an article that claims that Ospreys are not helicopters that fly like airplanes, they are airplanes that hover like helicopters. Judging by the death rate, they aren't doing either of those things very well.

My brother-in-law was a helicopter guy in the US Army for eighteen years. Then he worked with helicopters as a contractor in Saudi Arabia for another ten years. After hearing all of his stories, I won't even step inside a helicopter at a museum. I am damn sure not going for a ride in one.

 However, this crash brings up another point, why are we in Australia? Our own country is being invaded at the southern border while the Marines are thousands of miles away practicing what to do if Australia gets invaded. Are you serious? 

Apparently, the preseason games for the National Felons League started a couple of weeks ago. Do they notify the local jail before a team comes to town? Stock up on the XXXL jumpsuits, it's almost game time!!

I guess that Biden hiding in Lake Tahoe on the anniversary of the Afghanistan pullout is just a coincidence. I read somewhere that Biden and General Milley Vanilli will make a joint appearance on August 30 to mark the anniversary of the end of the debacle.  Maybe they can be the last two guys on an Osprey out of Lake Tahoe. That could be the beginning of the Legend of Tail Gunner Joe.  The late Senator McCarthy won't be the last guy that Biden plagiarizes. 

Trying to build up more support in a friendly area, the Chris Christie campaign has arranged for him to appear in the Macy's Christmas Parade in New York City this year. He will be in the parade lineup right behind the Rocky and Bullwinkle balloons. So, when Chris goes past you, don't panic. It's not an eclipse, it's just the Jersey cow floating aloft between you and the sun.

The press keeps telling us that the Bidens are renting their accomplice's home in Lake Tahoe at the fair market rate. No one will disclose that rate or show us a check. Are we compelled to believe whatever they say? It doesn't matter what they "pay" him, he will just donate it back to the Crooked Joe Fund.

Contrary to the governor of Hawaii and his coaches and comrades in the federal government, the county of Maui reports that the fire was not caused by climate change. It was caused by the failure to keep grasses and brush cleared from beneath power lines. If only Hawaii Electric had not spent so much money on diversity, inclusion and equity programs, they would have had the funds to maintain their easements. 

We don't have a climate emergency; we have a common sense emergency.

Why do Democrats want to silence everyone who speaks against them? The party that endorsed the riots and demonstrations of the 2020 "Summer of Looting" wants to ban conservatives from speaking. Democrats are the party of homeless camps on city streets and organized retail theft. It would be funny if it weren't destroying the nation.