Satireday Short Shots

 Uncle Fester, Democrat Senator from PA, appeared on The Late Show the other night and told us that "America is not sending their best and brightest, you know, to Washington, D.C."  How can anyone hear Fester say that and reply with anything other than "No shit!!"  What words of wisdom will next cross the lips of Uncle Fester? Will he next tell us that America does not send their best dressed to serve in D.C.? This schmuck has three college degrees and doesn't understand "irony". Does he not understand what the words that he speaks mean?

I turned on the television this morning hoping to see an attorney looking for people who paid to send their children to Harvard and now want their money back. It should be a class action suit soon. What's it like to spend that much money for college and find out that the university has produced a racist idiot for your investment?

There seems to be a lot of trouble brewing for liberal college presidents that is coming from their deep-pocketed donors. I guess that donors are surprised by this level of stupid from people who have allegedly been "educated".  Having spent my life working with young people, I have not been surprised. Why would I be surprised by the lack of knowledge that college students show about Israel when I once had a college student ask if I had fought in the Civil War? 

Mitt Romney has labeled both the Democrat and Republican parties as "schizophrenic". Here's a classic case of "The pot calling the kettle black." Even for Mitt, that's pretty stupid. Maybe he needs to meet with Uncle Fester, and they can discuss "irony". 

Bill Maher is being attacked by "progressives" after he said that progressives' race-first mentality is what drove the KKK for years and made them dangerous. He also said, "It's amazing that black lives don't seem to matter when they are taken by other black lives." Somebody must have spiked his coffee with truth serum before the show.

If God made anything dumber than a college student, he kept it to himself.

The UAW continues to support President Joe Biden and the Democrats even though 40% of their members will lose their jobs as automakers shift to producing electric vehicles. I am guessing that the union leaders are Harvard grads.

Has anyone stopped to consider the impact of electric vehicles on other businesses? How will electric trucks with the current towing range of less than 100 miles affect the sale of RV's? Maybe Biden will turn his beach house into a B&B. The president of Ford recently took a road trip with one of their electric trucks. He was actually honest enough to discuss some of the issues. He didn't do like Energy Secretary Granholm and have a staffer go ahead of him in a gas-powered car to "hold" a charging station for her, so she didn't have to wait. 

Energy Secretary Granholm, just another phony. The Democrats lead the universe in "Rules for thee, but not for me." We used to call people like these frauds. Now, we just ask what high government position they hold.

When I was young, I liked to watch baseball. It used to be that by this time, the middle of October, the World Series was wrapping up. Now, it will start in another week or so. I'm so old that I remember the expression, "The Boys of October". Now, they have to hustle to get it finished by Veterans Day.

How stupid are liberals? I saw video of a protest where the Pro Palestine crowd was shouting at the Jewish Israeli supporters. They were calling the Jews, "Nazis". We need to redefine "stupid". How little do you have to know to understand the insanity of this?

How do you kill eleven million people? You lie to them.