Mad Monday Mix of Minutia

The Tesla cyber-truck is the ugliest thing to ever roll down a highway. There should be warnings signs to prevent children from being frightened by these vehicles.

There is nothing more useless than a federal district court judge. It is time for terms for federal judges. Hiring an idiot for life just isn't making sense anymore. If, in fact, it ever did.

Driving through Georgia the other day, I saw scores of billboards that read, "Jon Ossoff supports lower costs." Are you telling me that there are politicians that actually support higher costs? Give me a list of those names. If only he went by "Jack" instead of "Jon". Think about it.

If Steve Hilton loses in California on Tuesday, we need to expel that state from the Union. They are too crazy or too stupid to stay.

I still support the creation of the "COW Republic". That's California, Oregon and Washington. They are the Three Stooges of states.

Hilton has run informative, entertaining commercials. But will it play in California, the Mecca for morons?

If either of the mayoral candidates running in Los Angeles wins, the public loses.

Roy Cooper has billboards across North Carolina claiming that he will "protect benefits." Like he "protected" us from COVID by shutting everything down and destroying thousands of businesses?

Roy prohibited people going to church while he marched in BLM parades with his mask hanging by his neck. Roy Crapper, first North Carolina Governor to breathe through the side of his neck. It must have been some kind of parade trick by a clown. He's running for the US Senate now. Having fucked over North Carolina, he now wants to take his act national?

Brisket tacos, breakfast of champions at Buccee's.

We went to a John Schneider  (Bo Duke) concert on Friday night in Cornelius. Yes, he sings. It was one of the best shows that I have ever seen. If he comes to a stage near you, go. Wait!! I left out the part where he almost makes me look like a moderate.

If you are a Democrat, like that broad running for the US Senate in Alaska, what's it like to surrender everything that your party at one time claimed to believe in?

There's a federal district court judge in Alaska who needs to be impeached over the Senate race case.. Five will get you ten that she's a Democrat. Just another reason for terms for federal judges. Maybe a prison term for this one. No one should have a lifetime job guarantee!

If the Democrats take the House, is Hakeem Jeffries far enough left to win the race for speaker?? Or will he just keep talking and flailing his arms until they elect him.