The Political Wit and Wisdom of Wednesday

 Ilhan Omar, missing for several days, has been spotted in Texas. Shoppers across the state are reporting that her face is now on the sides of milk cartons, replacing James Talarico who finally surfaced again last week.

I am still trying to understand how a devout Muslim woman and her devout Muslim husband, owned a winery. Who do they think that they are, Baptists??

It has been revealed that the explosion in autism rates among immigrants in Minnesota is somehow related to the fact that recipients with autism get paid more. Helen Keller could have seen that one coming.

The walls in the Walmart restroom are alive with the sound of poetry. Spotted in the Reidsville store's men's room today was this masterpiece:                                                                                                         "Here I sit on the pooper,

 giving birth, 

to a voter for Cooper." 

If you are not in North Carolina, former NC governor Roy Cooper is running for the United States Senate. After screwing the citizens of North Carolina for 40 years, Roy is taking his campaign of graft and corruption to a national market. I don't think that Roy is healthy enough to last the six years. I will post more about this when I get a "cease and desist" letter from his attorneys about that remark.

My beloved and I will be out of the state on Election Day, so we went to the county seat of Yanceyville to vote early today. There were more people there than I expected. 

There is only one location in Caswell County for early voting. Unlike college students in Greensboro, no one gathered a mob to march and protest the lack of a polling place within a five-minute walk. We just drove to the early voting location.

At the polling location, you have to present a Photo ID to vote. In the twenty minutes that we were there, I saw exactly ZERO people turned away for lack of ID. Everyone had a photo ID. They actually verify your ID against the voter registration rolls. If little Caswell County can do this, the leftist dickheads in North Carolina's larger cities and counties should be able to pull it off. 

 The county liquor store in town also requires a photo ID. I saw no one protesting there, either.  Maybe we just aren't as stupid as people in large cities.

Let me go ahead and put a couple of other leftist claims to rest. Libtards (Democrats) are claiming that women who are married and have changed their names will have trouble getting a photo ID with their married name on it. My wife and I have shared a last name for 47 years, she's never had a problem getting an ID. NEVER!! The loser libs also claimed that adoptees would have trouble getting an ID. Sorry dumbasses, but I was adopted as a child. I have never had a problem getting any kind of ID. If you see me, I will show you my photo ID, if you will show me yours!!