7/11? Free Fire Friday?

 If you don't think that Hakeem Jeffries is a base idiot, you didn't watch his more than eight-hour moan-a-thon last week before the House passed the "Big Beautiful Bill".

Regardless of what MSNBC, ABC, NBC and CBS tell you, Donald Trump has no control over the weather.

In a move that demonstrated a long missing sign of intelligent life, an appeals court reversed a lower court's conviction of Douglass Mackey for some kind of election misdeed by telling people that they could vote for Hillary in 2016 by text. The federal government should have been investigating why we are letting morons vote. 

It may be time to bring back literacy tests before people are allowed to vote.

People dumb enough to believe that you can vote by text are obviously Democrats or aspire to be Dims.

Just to clarify this point for Dims. If you are here illegally, you are not a law-abiding person.

It may just be me, but there are a lot fewer Sasquatch sightings since Rosie O'Donnell moved to Ireland. Is there some connection?

If you don't agree that we have elected a bunch of morons to Congress, you haven't watched a Congressional hearing.

It's time to charge Mayor Karen Bass of Los Angeles for interfering with law enforcement on illegal immigrant arrests.

Elizabeth Warren, last of the Faux-hicans?

In high school in the late 1960's, we all thought that by now we would be living like the Jetsons. Who knew that we would be living like the Clampetts before the oil strike?

After more than 235 years, legislators and local government officials are suddenly interested in government oversight. It makes you wonder why. 

Illegal immigrants are just 21st Century slaves. Democrats are on the record as supporting slavery and illegal immigration.

Joe Biden may have just realized a few weeks ago that he has prostate cancer, but I am pretty sure that Jill has known for longer than that. There's just not a doctor in the United States who would not have regularly tested a guy Joe's age for prostate cancer. If Biden was never really tested or told, there's a bigger story here.

People who put themselves in front of ICE vehicles to block them need to be jailed for interfering with a federal agent. My personal opinion is that if the agents will just run over a few of their asses, word will spread. ICE agents just need to visualize their vehicles as snowplows and demonstrators as snowflakes.

If California will just vote to secede, nobody east of the Rockies will object. Then Greasy Gavin can be President Greasy Gavin. They can just tear down the border and merge with Mexico. Of course, there's always the chance the Mexicans will object.

At the risk of disturbing the legacy of "Tail gunner Joe" McCarthy, I believe that we need to end public Congressional hearings. More on this in a future rant.

If we can soak one of her multitude of wigs in a solution of Preparation H before she puts it on, I think that we can get rid of Representative Jasmine Crockett. It's supposed to "relieve that embarrassing itch". Or we can just get her to wear a coonskin cap and use duct tape for lipstick.

Anyone who says, "there is no such thing as a stupid question," has not met Jasmine Crockett.

It's time for term limits for federal judges and members of the House and Senate. I have often heard it said that "There is no replacement for experience." It should be said that "There is no replacement for good experience."