Some wit, a little wisdom

 If you think that I can be insulting and sarcastic, here's the first line from an article in The American Spectator about Sports Illustrated and their decline. "Sports Illustrated unleashed the latest salvo in its crusade against masturbation this week by placing Gayle King in a bathing suit on its cover." This was authored by Daniel Flynn of The American Spectator. Thanks, Dan.

Speaking of women from the cover of Sports Illustrated, James Comey was on MSNBC today. Comey is the guy who revitalized Martha Stewart's career by charging her with insider trading and sending her to prison. Martha is more popular than ever today. In fact, she appeared on a Sports Illustrated cover last year. Just a footnote, but she actually lost money with the insider information. I don't think that just fining her would have supercharged her career. I wonder if she sent Comey a "Thank You" note.

James Comey is a walking case for shutting down the Department of Justice. Of course, Chris Wray may even be worse than Comey. Wray causes me to redefine arrogant. When the revolution comes, they will get Wray first.

California is experiencing layoffs in the fast-food business after raising the minimum wage to $20 per hour. This is what happens when people who have never operated a real business make laws. If you raise the cost of producing goods, the sales price of those goods will also go up. Write it down!!

How about that news that the Department of Justice authorized the use of deadly force in their raid on Mar-A-Lago? The people guarding Trump are from the Secret Service, another branch of the government. How was that going to work out? Then the leadership at the DOJ told the agents in the raid to not wear anything that would identify them as law enforcement like insignia or vests. It's time to shut down the DOJ and burn their buildings to the ground. Barney Miller and crew would do a better job. One Adam Twelve, "President missing at White House!" Somebody get Joe Friday on the phone.

I have served on a jury about seven or eight times in my life. I have never seen anything like what is happening in Judge Merchaun's courtroom. We may have to redefine egomaniac just to cover him. On what planet do they give the jury a week off for Memorial Day? Put him in the same cattle car with Wray and Comey going to the reeducation camp. 

The White House issued a list of corrections for Biden's speech on Sunday in Detroit. Wouldn't it be easier just to elect someone who is not demented? Why did it take so long to get the corrections out to the public? I can't believe that they don't have a team traveling with him just to clean up the mess. Biden has inspired lots of Americans with this weekend's speeches. A local gay bar has booked a group of male strippers called "The Erectionists".  And at Morehouse they were reportedly holding the token white teacher as a hostage. And in Delaware they have declared a state of emergency for a shortage of chocolate chip ice cream.

Online, some troublemaker posted a picture of Doug Emhoff and Dr. Jill Biden kissing each other on the lips at the State of the Union speech. They asked for comments. I responded, " You know they are Democrats when the "Second Gentleman" kisses the "First Lady" and slips her the tongue." The good news for Dems is that it was Doug Emhoff and not Dr. Fauci.

I want to be there when the ICC tries to arrest Bebe Netanyahu. Is there anything more worthless than "world government?" It's time to put the United Nations out on their asses. Turn the UN building into migrant housing. That's pretty much what it is today, anyway. Get the UN out of the US!!!

Fani Willis and Joe Biden both won primary elections today. Only one of them knows they won.