Lyin' Biden Lands in Atlanta

 Lyin' Joe Biden showed up in Atlanta this weekend to speak to the graduating class at Morehouse College. I can only assume that there were no rappers, wrestlers or other racists available to speak yesterday.

In his speech, Biden claimed that the NAACP was the first organization that he ever joined. This from a guy who once listed among Barack Obama's qualities, that he was "clean". Yeah, nothing says loving like describing a partially black man as "clean". 

If Biden expects us to believe that the first group he ever joined was the NAACP, we are going to need to see some evidence. Surely, the NAACP has a record of this. Possibly, Biden could enlarge on this claim and tell us when and where this happened. Somewhere there is a record of this transaction. Feel free to release this data.

Did this happen before Biden was "the first person in my family to go to university"? That had to be a very long time ago as Biden also talks about his grandfather being a college football player.

Did Biden ever join a church? He attended so many. There was the Catholic church, the black church and the Jewish synagogue. I am not sure about the church involved in that Puerto Rican community where he grew up. Was he ever a member of any of those? 

He attended school and college. Did he join any groups there? Even I joined the Leo Club in high school. I just don't believe that a guy who wants people to like him as badly as Joe does, never joined a club before he joined the NAACP. So, when did he join the NAACP? Surely, if it was the first group that he ever joined, he would remember when. Does the NAACP have records that they would share?

Joe is probably a member of the BSA. No, that's not the Boy Scouts of America, it's the Bull Shitters of America. I can picture Joe as a charter member. He probably set the standards by which all others are measured.

If Joe goes to a truck manufacturing plant, he used to drive an 18-wheeler. If he is talking to blacks, he was a member of the NAACP. If he is talking to athletes, he was a star football player. If he's talking to lawyers, he was first in his class. If the crowd is college students, he has three degrees. At the Naval Academy, he had been given an appointment, but didn't go because Roger Staubach already had the quarterback position tied up. At the Air Force Academy, he tripped and fell across the stage. I was stunned that he didn't get up from there with a tall tale about having flown with the Wright Brothers, Orville and Frank Lloyd. He's got a tale for every stop.

Joe is a man who has lived a thousand lives. Almost all of them were in his mind. Joe Biden is our first "Walter Mitty" President. While most Walter Mitty types would be thrilled to be the President of the United States, Biden's fantasies are about things a lot more menial than what he has actually accomplished. Does he even know that he is President? 

Do I believe that the first group Biden ever joined was the NAACP? I am not even considering believing that the NAACP was the first group that he joined. How about some evidence from the NAACP?

Walter Mitty, American President? Somewhere, James Thurber is rolling over in his grave.