Monday Moans and Groans

 Judge Merchan, the New York Nazi, today threatened Donald Trump with jail again if he violates the gag order imposed by the alleged jurist, father of the Democratic activist who regularly attacks Trump. I won't bother mentioning that the judge himself made a donation to the Biden campaign. Someone pointed out that Judge Merchan had only donated a small amount to the Biden campaign. This isn't sex, the size of the donation doesn't matter, it's all about the intent. 

If Judge Merchan decides to jail Trump, Jill and Joe better call the movers. If you want a debate on free speech as the main issue in this election, Biden and his Gaza lovers are in for a rude awakening.

I heard Hakeem Jeffries on the news claiming that Americans just don't understand how much better the economy is with Biden as President. Americans are claiming Hakeem and Joe haven't been to a grocery store or gas station. Memo to Hakeem; Your ass sucks wind! Hakeem needs to talk to someone who does not have their head up Hakeem's ass. 

Google pulled their first ad of the campaign season. It involved an alleged black man talking to a Biden campaign worker about illegal immigration and how the Dems are giving everything to illegals and ignoring others, like blacks. Google pulled it claiming a "privacy violation." The Trump campaign put it back up the next day and it is still there. Should Google be required to report their ad pulls as donations to the Biden Campaign?  Better yet, should Google be compelled to explain to us who had their privacy violated? I guess that whole discussion about whether social media is interfering with elections is over.

As I write this, Hamas has reportedly decided to accept the ceasefire agreement negotiated by Egypt and Qatar. It's amazing what a column of IDF tanks rolling up to Rafah can do. The only question left is whether Israel will accept. The Israelis are going to do what they want, but I would not accept a ceasefire with Hamas unless all of the hostages were freed. Immediately!!

The politically correct leftists in Great Britain are constantly changing the language so as not to offend the scum in their country. "Rape" in now a "contested snuggle cuddle".

My wife wants me to stop ridiculing the mental midgets in Portland who made shields out of plastic trash cans and charged the police. She claims that they obviously have bigger issues or smaller minds.

As previously mentioned, I survived a family reunion on Saturday. My brother was there, so I wasn't the furthest right-wing guy in attendance. As I walked up to the gathering, one of my older cousins announced, "The entertainment is here." Thanks, cuz!!

Baseball season is in full swing now. Nothing puts me to sleep quicker than a pitch clock. On most days I can nod off faster than a batter can adjust his (insert choice of words here).

Another week in the Trump trial and the world longs to know one thing. When will Bullshit Bragg get around to producing evidence of an actual crime occurring? 

Biden really hurt my feelings last week. I was one of the six Americans not awarded a Medal of Freedom by the President Braindead. John Kerry and Al Gore received awards. Biden referred to the Medal of Freedom as the "Medal of Metal" several times. He also claimed that Nancy Pelosi was the "best Speaker of the House ever". That's a hard failure on the senility test for Joe. Of course, he confirmed the existence of the Uniparty by awarding a Medal of Freedom to Elizabeth Dole. 

Joe also awarded a Medal of "Metal" to television show host Phil Donahue. He deserved that medal for staying married to Marlo Thomas after she had the world's worst facelift. Of course, it could have been worse. Marlo could have had Nancy Pelosi's surgeon who pumped Nancy's breasts up to about 100 PSI. As a result, no one notices what the surgeon did to Nancy's face. 

Let me go see about that ceasefire.