I Thought That We had Settled This Already

 Fifty-eight years ago in 1966, I was attending the eighth grade at Pierce Junior High School in Tampa, Florida. Tampa and Hillsborough County were in the middle of a population explosion. Our school was on double sessions and my half of the eighth grade attended school from about 11:00 AM to about 5:00 PM.

In the eighth grade, we all had to take American History. My American History class met in the cafeteria/auditorium and had about sixty to seventy students. Our teacher was Mr. Ben Matthews. He was a great teacher and since he had a crew cut, he had only a little more hair than I did then or now. But that's a memory that only a bald guy would have. 

Sometime in February, we were studying the pre-Civil War period in the United States. We began discussing the issue of "states' rights" in our study of the lead-up to the Civil War. One day Mr. Mathews announced that we would have a debate in class about the issue of states' rights. Mr. Mathews picked two teams of four students on each one. Incredibly enough, I was on the team advocating for states' rights.

We spent about a week getting ready for the debate. My part of the debate prep was all about the Tenth Amendment. I recall very little about the debate other than that I froze briefly when I walked to the microphone for the first time. That might have been the last time that happened. Wait! I do remember that we won the debate based on the class vote.

Years ago, my older son called one day and asked which amendment banned secession by the states. I pointed out that there was/is no constitutional barrier to states leaving. To amend the Constitution would require admitting that states had the right to secede. Despite the Civil War and Lincoln maintaining the Union at the point of a gun, I still believe that states have the right to leave. However, I also believe that the federal government is supreme in those issues where the Constitution provides that power to regulate.

The Federal government has the power to control immigration. Until the last few years, this has been widely accepted by all of the states. Now we are faced with local and state governments proclaiming that they are "sanctuary states" or "sanctuary cities". These are stupid ideas from stupid people.

Can states declare that they are "sanctuary states" that will not allow the collection of federal income taxes? Can those same "sanctuary states" prohibit federal laws from being enforced? 

The other night on the "news" I watched as four governors declared that they were "sanctuary states" and would not allow their law enforcement officials to assist federal agents in the pursuit of illegal immigrants. The irony that the governors of New York, California, New Jersey and Massachusetts are all claiming that they have the right to decide which federal laws apply to their states is just too funny for me. What has changed for these four states since the Civil War ended in 1865? They all believed in the supremacy of the federal government then. The difference is that now the federal government is doing something that affects their states. Illegal immigration may not be the exact same thing as slavery, but it is in the same ballpark.

By the way, where were these states when Eisenhower sent the 101st Airborne to Little Rock to see that the schools got integrated? Did any of them declare themselves to be "sanctuary states" for that time in history? Will these states soon declare that they are "sanctuary states" for human traffickers? They have pretty much already done that, but I digress. You just don't get to pick which federal laws that you agree can be enforced. 

New York state senator Liz Krueger has proposed that New York and the other liberal northeastern states secede from the United States and become a province of Canada. Just for the record Liz, you have my support. Maybe California, Oregon and Washington can secede and join Canada as well. That massive influx of citizens will just kick that free healthcare thing in Canada into the trash. You go girl!!!

It's time for the Yankees to experience a little bit of irony. If the states maintain that they are "sanctuaries" from federal law enforcement, Trump needs to send in the US Army and imprison their leaders. He needs to stop the flow of all federal funds to the "sanctuary states" and "sanctuary cities". If Lincoln could start a war, Trump has the right and the duty to arrest these governors of "sanctuary states". Can we jail that mouthy, obnoxious broad in Boston who is the mayor? Let's jail a bunch of mayors in these sanctuaries. 

Here's my lesson for those governors and mayors out in sanctuary land. If you seek to enforce the law, you must first obey the law.

Those who do not learn from history are condemned to repeat it. Just for the record, it has been 192 years since South Carolina passed a law declaring that Federal tariffs were null and void in South Carolina. Check a history book to see how that worked out for them.

Pre-Turkey Talking Topics

It's Turkey Day and as you are hanging around the kitchen waiting for the meal to be ready, I have put together a few conversation starters for you to lob at relatives and friends. 

For those liberal mayors and governors who talk about their "sanctuary" jurisdictions, Tom Homan quoted federal law on sheltering illegal immigrants from the federal government. I think that the only question left is which mayor, or governor will be the first to be jailed by Homan.

The Harris-Walz campaign gave a $500,000 donation to Al Sharpton's group just before he did an interview with Kamala Harris. This sounds a lot like the "payola" scandal in the late 1950's and early 1960's about music being played on the radio. I just can't believe that anyone who knows Al Sharpton can be surprised to learn that he is a money-grubbing dirtbag.

I saw Kamala on television the other night after she returned from Hawaii. She looked a little rough. Maybe Doug let the nanny sleep alone on this trip?

There are reports that the Harris campaign actually paid Harpo, Oprah Winfrey's production company, almost $2.5 million. Who knew that the Harris campaign was going to be such a "jobs program" for rich entertainers? What did they give Taylor Swift for her endorsement? How much did they pay Beyonce and the others? Inquiring minds want to know.

President Joe Biden and his family are in Nantucket for the Thanksgiving holiday. So, is Jill the girl from Nantucket that I have heard about for most of my life?

Pompous, arrogant Democrat Alec Baldwin continues his assault on conservatives and commoners. He said that Americans are "uninformed." This claim contrasts with the fact that he has been the only American in the last several years to shoot and actually kill someone during the filming of a movie. He believes that the major issues facing America are "the environment, the plastics problem and permafrost". Meanwhile, I think that the major issues facing America includes arrogant, asshole, movie stars who confuse their lives with reality. 

It's a shame that a prick who claims to be as smart as Baldwin does did not know the first rule in gun safety, "the gun is always loaded". In the future, the first question about a Baldwin movie will not be about how much money the movie made. The first question will be, "What was the body count in the filming?" By the way, at the film festival where Baldwin made these comments, questions about his killing that woman on the movie set were banned

Sharon Stone has a Mensa level IQ. She confirms my long-held belief that smart and stupid are qualities that are present simultaneously in all of us. Miss Stone believes that the real issue is that 80% of Americans don't have passports so we don't know anything about the rest of the world. Stone's existence confirms that I don't need to go abroad to see a dumb broad.

Stone and Baldwin make their living pretending to be someone else and then they ridicule the people who pay to see them do that. I spent my life in the restaurant business. Using Stone and Baldwin's behaviors as a guide, how long would a restaurant stay in business following their model? Who is going to a restaurant where the owner or manager walks around telling customers, "I can't believe that you are dumb enough to eat that shit."

Here's my best tip for Thanksgiving, check the temperature of the turkey to make sure that it is done. If you are deep frying a turkey, you can probably borrow a thermometer from the Fire Department when they arrive. 

Happy Thanksgiving!!

Road Rants and Reflections- The Saga Continues

Late Saturday afternoon at the Moultrie Swap Meet, they had to call in grief counselors as word spread that Alabama had lost their third football game of the season as they were spanked by Oklahoma in Oklahoma. An Alabama fan who was talking to me said, "Hell, that's not as bad as being whipped by Vanderbilt." Sorry, Paul.

On US 129 somewhere between Macon and Madison, there was a church with a sign that read, "He died on a cross. Your move."

Who knew that Jill Biden had so many red outfits that she could wear after Kamala died at the polls? If clothes could talk?

I had my "Trump Nation" flag hanging on the side of my cargo trailer in the space at the show. It's a 3-foot by 5-foot flag but apparently was not big enough for some schmuck who was a disciple of Sister Kamala to see. He wanted to discuss how Republicans are defaming her by claiming that the money paid Oprah Winfrey was somehow wrong. If only I had a video camera running to record these encounters.

Moultrie has three Waffle House restaurants that are all within about a two-mile drive. I had a meal at each. It's amazing how little some things have changed since I left the Waffle House in 1977. The employees are still talking about and arguing about the same shit that we did all those years ago. 

Ellis Brothers Pecans has white chocolate-covered pecan halves that are worth asking Santa for as a Christmas gift.

If you have never been to a large car show, you should go at least once. For me, watching the wagons, carts and other conveyances that people have cobbled together to haul their stuff around the show is the best part of the show.

There was a vendor near me at the Moultrie Swap Meet who was a young Yankee selling knives. He was entertaining, but somewhat unaware of politics in the Deep South. A conversation on the day before the swap meet started alerted me to the leftist lean in his politics. It doesn't really bother me; I have had lots of Communists as customers over the years. At Moultrie, they play the Star-Spangled Banner at 9:00 every morning. It is preceded by an announcement telling you to remove your hat and put your hand on your heart. I watched on the first day as the Yankee removed his hat but stood with his arms folded. I said nothing but when he repeated that performance on Friday, I walked over to him to share some thoughts. I explained that while I could just ignore his actions as either simple ignorance or just a political statement on the level of ignorant ball players kneeling during the national anthem, other folks might not be as understanding. I tried to explain the impact that his actions might have on his business. The next day, his hand was on his heart during the anthem. 

Highly recommended breakfast biscuit at Hog n Bones BBQ in Tifton is the smoked sausage link biscuit. You can feel the cholesterol surging through your veins as you eat. 

As I was almost home, I passed a home on NC 150 where there was a house still flying a "Harris Walz" flag on a pole in the front yard. I can only surmise that they haven't watched the news for the last three weeks. Either that or it is a replay of Jonestown inside.

 

Kamala Harris was right?

 There are the four words that you were sure that you would never read in this blog. Fear not! There is an explanation behind that headline.

Everybody has their "go to"  line. Mine is probably something like "Can you believe they actually said that shit?" Kamala's "go to" line is "What can be, unburdened by what has been." She has used this line for some time now and she will drop it at the sight of a teleprompter failing. She doesn't care what is actually being discussed, she just lobs that line into the conversation or speech.

Obviously, with the inclusion of a multi-syllable word, someone else wrote this for Kamala and she thinks that it makes her sound smarter. "Smarter than what?" would be my question, but we will move on. I don't think that she actually grasps what this line means. I am certain that she won't grasp my interpretation of what her favorite line ks going to be.

I think that "What can be, unburdened by what has been" has the potential to be the best line in politics for the next four years or even longer. The Republicans need to adopt it as their "raison d'etre". I just thought that I would throw in a little high school French for you. Thanks to Mrs. Marie Heller at Leto High for that. It translates literally as "reason to be". The online Oxfordian defines it as "the most important reason or purpose for someone or something's existence." Pretty heady stuff, huh?

Here's an example of how we should use this phrase. Trump should say something like this. "Pam Bondi (even though I like Gaetz) will be a great Attorney General. She can see a DOJ that practices actual justice for Americans, unburdened by the last four years of political vendettas by crooks like Merrick Garland and Jack Smith."

Think about it!! Here's a few more examples. I can see a Department of Defense that actually works on protecting our nation, unburdened by the leadership of a guy who didn't even know how to call in sick.

I can see a DOD where they work on being ready to defend our country, unburdened by their past four years of training the military to protect some tranny's pronouns or some female soldier's abortion rights.

I can see a Department of Transportation that wants to help Americans travel easier, unburdened by some gay guy with a fetish for electric vehicles.

I can see an FBI that actually captures serious criminals who seek to do us harm, unburdened by the idea that parents are criminals for not wanting men pretending to be women to be around their children.

I can see an America that is the world's leader in energy production, unburdened by the desire of the Biden Administration to make us dependent on others for our continued existence.

I can see a news media where they celebrate the glory of America, unburdened by the words from the bitches at "The View".

I can see an American economy where everyone has a productive job, unburdened by the idea that we will reward people for not working.

If Republicans will do this, we can lead America back to glory, unburdened by once having nominated Mitt Romney for President.

Is Kamala right? Yes, but she doesn't understand why, unburdened by the 1299 posts that I have written previously that she hasn't read.

Road Rants and Reflections

 I was passed out on I-75 by a Tesla "truck" today. Sorry Elon, but that may be the ugliest "truck" that I have ever seen. If Ford Motor Company had made an Edsel truck, it would look better than that Tesla "truck". By the way, where's the cargo compartment? Can you put a ladder rack on that thing? I didn't see a trailer hitch as it passed me. If you towed a boat with that thing, you would have people asking you which vehicle was the boat.

As long as I am on the subject of Teslas, a few weeks ago while visiting friends in Georgia, I rode in one of their Teslas. There was a video screen in the front dash area that was bigger than the first television set that our family owned. How could anything that big not be considered a distraction to the driver? Why play on your smartphone when you can catch the game of the week while you drive?

I don't understand all of the crying about potentially eliminating the Department of Education. Are liberals afraid that test scores will rise? Are they terrified of the possibility that a high school graduate will be able to make change?

I spent several days at the Moultrie Car Show and Swap Meet this week. Just as a note, the spell check function is telling me that "Moultrie" is not a correct spelling. So much for the computer knowing more than me or is it "I"? My resident grammar Nazi will be emailing me soon.

The Moultrie event is held at Spence Field. There is an active airport there also. Similar to last year, one of the other sarcasm experts was on hand. It may have been the same guy from last year who made a similar comment. On Friday morning, a private jet took off at the airport. The guy glanced up at the jet and said, "Why didn't they tell us Taylor Swift was here?"

I like to travel off the Interstate when possible. I usually travel US 1 and US 319 to reach Moultrie from where I leave I-20 in Augusta. For about 150 miles south of Augusta, there was a lot of destruction from the recent hurricane. The roads were lined with piles of trees and other destroyed plant growth. Why hasn't the federal government mobilized the armies of unemployed Americans to aid in the cleanup effort? Why didn't Biden bring back FDR's Civilian Conservation Corps?

FYI. After leaving Augusta on US 1, follow that road to the city of Wrens, Georgia. As you head out of Wrens, the Stuckey's factory store is on the left. There's nothing like a sack full of those pecan logs to satisfy your craving for sweets. Don't pass up the pralines!

The Buc-ees at Warner-Robbins was packed when I stopped. I was there to get our holiday beef jerky. There was a woman in front of the line at the jerky counter when I got in line. She bought three different flavors of jerky, but only one piece of each. The guy in front of me and I were trying to decide what kind of person waits in a line for three pieces of jerky. He bought one and a half pounds. I bought three pounds. The maple cherry jerky and the steakhouse flavor are my favorites. I didn't buy it to eat on the ride home. The jerky was for later. The XXL brisket sandwich was to keep me from starving on the ride home.

Last food tip of the day is Ellis Brothers Pecans at exit 109 on I-75 in Georgia. Their store is a couple of miles off the interstate, but it is well worth the ride. I won't get into my shopping list there.

Future Democrat? At the car show, a young man about 12 years old came into my space. His parents are vendors there also. He selected two high quality tools from my 2/$1 wrench tray and walked away. About twenty minutes later, he came back. He asked if I wanted to buy the wrenches that I had just sold him. I told him that if he had changed his mind that I would take the wrenches back and give him his dollar back. He told me that he wanted to sell them for more so that he could make some more money. The top blew off my head and I said, "Why the hell would I pay you more than a dollar for something that I just sold you for a dollar? You need to go take a math class. You need to go watch your parents do business. I am sure they wouldn't do what you just asked me to do!" He left at warp speed. Biden will probably nominate him tomorrow to be the new Federal Reserve Chief.

 

Democrats, Dummies and the DOD

 Democrats are those kids in your class who didn't listen when the coach told them, "It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game that counts." The liberal turds heard not a word.

Merrick Garland's next job will be "officially" working for the Democratic National Committee. His paychecks will actually have his name on them instead of just being made out to "Cash".

I got a call from Hakeem Jeffries wanting to know if I would call Nancy Pelosi and tell her that her job as Speaker of the House is actually over. Hakeem said that the worst part is where he has to sit on her lap while she makes him talk. She told him that he is a better puppet than "Joe the wonder President". They call him that because he keeps wondering if he is still President. 

The Democratic fundraising machine is in disarray with the Harris campaign. I am sure of this because I received a fundraising email asking me for a donation to the Harris campaign. I would have thought that the "mensareb" in my email address would have weeded out the scum. It turned out that an alleged "friend" had entered my email address responding to some liberal email. That's not a problem for me. Wait until the porn starts showing up in the email account that he and his wife share.

In a late update about the campaign financial situation, the Democratic National Committee has laid off hundreds of permanent and temporary workers. Maybe Oprah can give them all jobs?

If you don't think that Democrats have lost touch with reality, turn on the television for about ten minutes on a Sunday morning. It has been less than two weeks since they had their asses handed to them in the national elections, but to hear them tell the story you would think that they had won the election.

Democrats scream about the need for experience in government officials, but this nation has elected forty-four men who had no previous experience as President to their first term as President.

Matt Gaetz has never been an Attorney General. Democrats claim to be afraid that he will be worse than Merrick Garland. How is that possible? Maybe if Gaetz had been first nominated to the Supreme Court? Then, maybe he could suck as badly as Garland. Ma Garland is on the last couple of months of his "Communist Revenge Tour" against the United States because he didn't get a seat on the Supreme Court. He needs to be sentenced to four years on the View where he can be surrounded by a pack of morons who think like he does.

Democrats don't think that Pete Hegseth could do the job of Secretary of Defense. If Pete knows how to call in sick when he's in the hospital, he's ahead of Lloyd Austin. We don't need any more generals and admirals to run the DOD. Eisenhower warned us about the military-industrial complex almost 64 years ago. Even a Democrat could have figured that out by now, but they haven't. 

The military brass and the defense contractors have a relationship that meets all of the legal standards for "incest". This leads to the birth of things like $600 hammers and $10,000 toilets. The symbol of the DOD inefficiency is the Pentagon. I am talking about the actual building. Colonel Potter on "MASH" described it as a building with "four walls and a spare".  It would have been cheaper to build a headquarters that was rectangular, but they wanted something that looked fancier. That has been their policy for everything almost forever.

In 1935 Gen. Smedley Butler wrote a short book called "War is a Racket". Unless your lips move while you read, you can finish it in two or three visits to the bathroom. It's been ninety years since Butler wrote the book, but reading it is like listening to Elon Musk talk about the government today. The more that things change, the more that they stay the same.

My last thought on defense contractors involves Nikki Haley and Boeing. Haley supported Boeing when she was a state legislator and as governor of South Carolina. After leaving the Trump Administration, she took a position on the board of directors at Boeing. She broke with Boeing just a short time before deciding to run for President in 2024. Incest is best? It's not just for generals anymore!

Is this the "Best of America"?

 A few days ago, Hakeem Jeffries, the alleged Democrat House leader, criticized Donald Trump's picks for Cabinet positions. He asked, "Is this the best of America?" Before Trump even considers answering Jeffries, I offer this view of Hakeem Jeffries' and Joe Biden's "Best of America".

Chuck is Bi???

 Chuck "The Schmuck" Schumer has announced that he is now "bi". Not bisexual, as that announcement would have gay people around the world vomiting uncontrollably, but he is suddenly a champion of, brace yourself, "bipartisanship". Yeah, I can't believe it either. 

Before November 6, Chuck the Schmuck was everywhere telling us how he and his Dimocrat buddies in the Senate were going to remake the nation. He was going to overhaul the US Supreme Court and pass a law legalizing abortion. Chuck and his band of thieves, also known as Senate Dimocrats, were going to remake America in their image. WOW!! Like we don't have enough crooks to deal with in our daily lives anyway.

Sadly enough for Chuck, he woke up on Wednesday, November 7 to the sound of Maureen McGovern singing "There's got to be a morning after". Not only did the Dims lose the Senate, but they also lost the Presidency to some guy named Donald Trump. Chuck should have more attention to Trump when Trump spoke at the Al Smith Dinner in New York.

This week Chuck came out of the liberal closet with his message of bipartisanship. He told Republicans that they needed to work with the Dims in a bi-partisan effort. He warned them of the dangers not working with the other party. Chuck must have seen that vision when the national news showed that Republicans had at least 51 Senate seats in the new Senate. 

Chuck is a pretty high IQ guy. If he weren't a flaming liberal, he might be working for Trump in his new administration. If pigs had wings, they might be able to fly. 

I would like to offer Chuck a few pointers on how to be more bipartisan than where he currently sits. First, get a real pair of glasses. Quit hanging those Dollar Tree reading glasses on the very end of your nose. Whoever told you that was a good look must have been a Harris campaign strategist. Go to an actual ophthalmologist and get a comprehensive eye exam. Then get a real pair of glasses and wear them closer to your eyes than your nostrils. They are glasses, not a snorkel.

Beyond that, get in a twelve-step program for recovering assholes. Yes, you too can learn to get along with people outside of your political stratum. Take a trip to the South. Go to a Waffle House at 3:00 AM on a Saturday night. You will gain more knowledge of actual Americans in an hour than you have in the last few decades that you have spent in DC.

Stick to what you know. Pictures of you at a grill putting cheese on raw burgers don't exactly build your credibility with average Americans. Nobody who walks upright believes that you know your way around a grill. If you need some cooking lessons, feel free to call me. I wouldn't even charge you for the lessons, I would just settle for the fun of sharing the stories. 

Last, but certainly not least, give someone else the chance to lead. You don't have all of the answers, and it is starting to show. We have had enough of you and Mitch McConnell to last a lifetime. I don't believe that the Founding Fathers expected people to spend more than half their lives in the Senate. There is something that you can change, and Americans will support, term limits for Congress. Give it some thought Bi-Boy!

To The Gaetz of Hell?

 Yesterday, President Trump caused liberal heads across the nation to explode. As I write this, leftists across the land are bursting into flames as the news of the appointment of Matt Gaetz as Attorney General spreads. Based on reports from alleged media sources like MSNBC and NPR, Satan has been nominated to be the new US Attorney-General.

Let me be honest here, I don't like Matt Gaetz. I don't like him because I think that he is better at asking questions than he is at answering questions. He is better at identifying a problem than at solving a problem. Gaetz is a bomb thrower, not a problem solver. But having said that, I think that is what we need right now at the Department of Justice. The Department of Justice needs to be turned over and shaken to see what falls out. I believe that Gaetz is the man to do that job.

What are those who oppose Gaetz afraid of him doing? Are they afraid that he will illegally appoint a "Special Prosecutor" to harass a former President? Forget about Biden, let's find out how the Obamas and the Clintons have become multi-millionaires after not having a pot to piss in before going to the White House. Will Gaetz use the DOJ in that capacity? Sadly, the answer is no. Will the Gaetz DOJ track down and charge every American who demonstrates against Trump at his inauguration? Will he do what Ma Garlnd did with the January 6 demonstrators? Of course not. Will Gaetz use the DOJ as Trump's personal law enforcement agency to punish his political enemies? Hell, that's what Democrats are worried about! After Ma Garland and his boys using the DOJ to punish the opponents of Democrats for the last four years, they are afraid that Trump is appointing Gaetz for the same reason. According to Dims, it's only wrong when a Republican does it.

Liberals are complaining about the quality of Trump's selections for appointees. Admittedly, Trump has not appointed a transexual as Surgeon General yet, but there is still time. Trump has not appointed a luggage stealing cross dresser to handle the disposal of spent atomic fuels, but Democrats are still holding out hope. Dims have given up hope on another hopeless incompetent heading up the Department of Homeland Security, but they are trying to hurry more of their immigrant followers across the border into our country before January 20. 

Bookies are reportedly taking bets on when Donald Trump will fire Chris Wray at the FBI. I checked, but all of the times on the afternoon of January 20 were already taken. Democrats are stunned that Trump would fire Wray, the man who sent FBI agents to search Melania Trump's underwear drawer at Mar-A-Lago. Republicans understand that it's not whether Trump will fire Wray, it's only when Trump will fire him. There are news reports that Wray will resign if Trump tells him that he wants him gone. I hope that doesn't happen as I have already placed bets on a couple of times on January 21.

But back to where I started this screed, let's hope that the US Senate has the balls to confirm Matt Gaetz as Attorney General. Or is Trump just setting them up to confirm his second choice for Attorney General? By that point, they will vote for anyone as long as it's not Gaetz.

Election Post Mortem

 In what may be viewed as the world's biggest participation trophy, Kamala's communications director said that Joe Biden should resign, and Kamala should be made President for the next couple of months. This is just another example with how out of touch with reality that Femocrats actually are now. Just for the record, "Femocrats" was actually a typo, but I thought that it hit the spot, so I left it uncorrected.

The Harris campaign paid Harpo Productions, Oprah Winfrey's company, one million dollars to "produce" an interview with Kamala. This helps explain why Oprah finally endorsed a candidate for President. No previous candidates had found the price for endorsement worth the money. There really is one born every minute. Let the record show that the only Presidential candidate ever endorsed by Oprah lost in a landslide. The Harris campaign would have been better off if they had paid Harpo Marx Productions for an endorsement. Kamala, of course, claims that Harpo's brother Karl endorsed her for free.

A week after election, California is still counting ballots. It doesn't take the Russians that long and they are faking them. The state that is the home of Silicon Valley can't figure out how to get election results counted in less than a week. What's wrong with that picture?

Doug Emhoff has lost his bid to become the First Gentleman to knock up the nanny.

Tampon Tim Walz will not become the worst Vice President in history. Folks in Minnesota claim that he remains in the running for worst governor of Minnesota. Somewhere in purgatory, George H.W. Bush is ridiculing Democrats for laughing at Dan Quayle.

With Kamala's bid to become President, there goes her plans to enlarge the wine cellar at the White House. There was a picture of her the other day playing with her two nieces while a glass of wine sits nearby. That explains why nobody ever asks her to babysit. What's the correct wine for babysitting?

The Harris campaign raised a billion dollars and still ended up twenty million bucks in the hole. Maybe Oprah can put on a telethon to raise the twenty million (plus her telethon planning fee)?

Anyone who thinks that Joe Biden is going to resign and let Kamala become President must have not seen Jill Biden in that MAGA red pantsuit at the polls on Election Day. Jill will spend the next 69 days giving Joe mouth-to-mouth and propping him up in front of the cameras before she will let Kamala become President. The spirit of Edith Wilson lives!!!

Kameltoe's Kampaign spent $100,000 to make a hotel room in Washington look like the set of the "Call her Daddy" podcast. How much was airfare to the actual location? That's probably $90,000 more than the actual studio cost to build. 

While the total that Kameltoe raised and actually spent is absurd, there is good news. To her credit, she never promised to balance the budget. As least, that is what MSNBC is reporting.

There's a rumor this morning that Trump has picked Kristi Noem to head up Homeland Security. If you are an illegal, hide your dogs!!

More Reflections on Elections

 It's Friday night and if you are a Democrat, Kamala Harris still has fewer votes than Donald Trump. Weep at your leisure.

Kameltoe raised more than a billion dollars and lost. Even after raising a billion dollars, she still owes twenty million or so. Her cost per vote is probably a new record.

Kameltoe spent $100,000 to make a hotel room in Washington look like the studio of the "Call Her Daddy" podcast. She didn't want to have to travel.  I guess that was why she didn't appear on Joe Rogan's show.

It now has turned out that Kameltoe was paying all of these celebrities to appear at her rallies. They wanted more to sing. This proves that there really is one born every minute.

Is Donald Trump going to set up an "Office of the President-Elect" like Joe Biden did in 2020?

If you think that Jill Biden wearing a MAGA red pantsuit to the polls on Tuesday was an accident, you need to e-mail me for more info on oceanfront property. Memo to Dems: Piss off an old guy at your own peril. Don't even think about pissing off his wife. 

While Kameltoe was holding a rally on the Ellipse, Biden was on a Zoom call talking shit about her. Didn't anybody have the job of guarding Joe?

The White House continues to maintain that Joe Biden is not going to pardon Hunter Biden or commute his sentence. Joe Biden is going to pardon Donald Trump. Trump will pardon Hunter Biden and Joe. It's not as outrageous as you might think at first. You heard it here first!!

Bob Woodward peaked in 1975. If he was a horse, we would have put him down by now. Somebody please put him and us out of our misery. Nobody under fifty knows anything about Watergate. We won't notice if Bob turns up missing or at a Harris rally. 

Liberal universities are trying to help their students make it through the crisis of watching Donald Trump win the election. They need to send the little bastards home to have Mama comfort them.

Who watches a television show where the hosts keep calling you stupid? Obviously, Democrats are all graduates of the Don Rickles School of Politics. They are just going to insult you until you vote for them. Maybe next time, guys!!

The Morning After the Morning After

 Today is the morning after the morning after the election. Memo to self: Old guys should not stay up until after 2:00 AM watching election results and expect to be able to function the next day. Whether I remember that in four years is up for debate.

So, here are a few thoughts on the 2024 election results. Liberals are blaming Biden for Kameltoe's loss. Maybe they should have actually held a primary elections process to pick their candidate. It's been a long time since anyone was anointed as President to lead this country. 

There were at least 15 million fewer votes cast in this year's election than in 2020. Some "fact checker" online denied this claiming that all of the votes had not been counted yet. If 48 hours after the election there are 15 million uncounted votes, something is seriously wrong with the system. 

Kameltoe received about 68.5 million votes. In 2020, Biden got about 81 million votes. So, it looks like more than 13 million Democrats stayed home this year. Either that or the Democrats padded the 2020 vote totals. Maybe there was something in the claims of those who alleged Democratic cheating in 2020?

Donald Trump, the legendary sexist and oppressor of women, has appointed Susie Wiles to be the first female White House Chief of Staff. I guess that Jill Biden didn't count.

We live in what is reputed to be the most advanced country in the world. Right now, more than 48 hours after the polls closed, we still don't have all of the results from the election. Does cheating take longer?

Democrats are engaged in that circular firing squad activity right now. It is really a lot of fun watching these guys talk shit about each other. If they really want to know who to blame, they should simply check a mirror.

According to reports from the business world, the "For Sale" sign is hanging outside at MSNBC. Russia dropped out of the bidding after the price jumped to 20 bucks. Morning Joe may be singing that old Jim Croce song, "Working at the Car Wash Blues" pretty soon.

If you are a Democrat there are some bright sides to the election debacle. Kameltoe can work out that deal with Ancestry to prove that she is more black than Liz Warren is Native American. There's a rumor that the NRA has signed a deal with Tim Walz to teach him how to load his shotgun. Greasy Gavin Newsome announced that he will wait until after Trump's inauguration on January 20 to announce his candidacy for the 2028 election. 

Maybe Kamala will run for Governor of California. Based on Newsome's performance, she is completely qualified. 

There's an old story about Richard Nixon that I first heard more than fifty years ago. In 1962 Nixon ran against Pat Brown for governor of California. Nixon was actually favored to win the race. As the results were coming in late in the evening on Election Day, everyone was surprised by the results showing Brown in the lead. After midnight, one of Nixon's aides was trying to console him by telling him how many more results were left to be counted. Nixon reportedly looked at the aide and said, "The people have spoken. F*ck 'em!" 

And that's the best in politics today.