Mid-week Medley of Moans and Groans

Can we trade Lisa Murkowski for John Fetterman and a future draft pick? We can throw in Susan Collins if we have to do that to get the deal done. 

 Former NC governor Roy Cooper is reported to be considering a run for the US Senate in 2026. This will give NC voters their first chance to vote on Cooper's handling of COVID. It's not going to be pretty for Roy.

Thanks to Major League Baseball for proving that there is nothing more worthless than an All-Star Game.  It's the same story for the NBA and the NFL as well. It's time to put these dogs down!!

New Jersey federal district judges are trying to pick their own US Attorney. I am not a lawyer, but this whole thing seems to violate that "separation of powers" concept in the Constitution. The Supreme Court needs to rule on this before going on vacation.

The problem with politicians and actors is that they all stay too long. Bernie Sanders flying around the country on his "Down with Oligarchy" tour is a perfect example. How big a dumbass do you have to be to fly around the country on private jets complaining about rich people? Does Bernie not know the word "irony"? How about "hypocrite"?

Bernie and his friends aren't socialists, they are communists. They believe in a ruling class, and they are that class.

Zohran Mamdani is proposing government run grocery stores in New York City. The government does such a great job with everything else. Buying groceries at a government run store would be like going to the DMV every week.

Polling shows that Jasmine Crockett is the leading Democratic candidate in next year's US Senate election in Texas. Polls also once showed Joe Biden as the leading candidate for President in 2024.

Hunter Biden leaves me longing for the days when the President just had some homely kid as their offspring, like Amy Carter. Today, you can't find Amy Carter on your television, and you can't get away from Hunter Biden in the news.

We would be living the good life in this country if the media and the Democratic Party were as concerned about education and employment as they are with Jeffrey Epstein. Is any politician interested in investigating the alleged suicide of public education?

My beloved and I are going to the mountains of Virginia to celebrate our 46th wedding anniversary later this week. It's all a cover story. We are actually going to the US 21 Road Sale that stretches from Jonesville, NC to Wytheville, VA. We are taking the truck in case we make any large purchases. 

If the Dims will stop calling them "Internment camps", then I will stop calling them "Trump's Bed and Breakfast". Trump has long been in the hotel business. "Alligator Alcatraz" is just the budget segment of his portfolio.

Fox News could double the audience ratings of The Five by getting Jessica Tarlov off the show.  Every time that she speaks, I thank God for the "mute" button.

Gavin Newsome's hands are suing his brain for lack of support. He is unable to get his hands and his lips to agree on anything. He doesn't need someone to convert his speeches to sign language.

I saw a baseball game the other night and it went into extra innings. They now start the extra innings with a runner on second. Why not just go ahead and load the bases? How about starting each at bat with a count of 3 balls and 2 strikes? If you are going to be stupid, let's go all of the way!!

While we are still reasonably free, let's go ahead and end those life terms for federal judges. If eight years is plenty for a President, it should be good enough for judges, Senators and congressmen. Maybe a little fresh blood in DC would work out better for the nation?

Can we hang a guy born in Kenya for treason?