Election Post Mortem

 In what may be viewed as the world's biggest participation trophy, Kamala's communications director said that Joe Biden should resign, and Kamala should be made President for the next couple of months. This is just another example with how out of touch with reality that Femocrats actually are now. Just for the record, "Femocrats" was actually a typo, but I thought that it hit the spot, so I left it uncorrected.

The Harris campaign paid Harpo Productions, Oprah Winfrey's company, one million dollars to "produce" an interview with Kamala. This helps explain why Oprah finally endorsed a candidate for President. No previous candidates had found the price for endorsement worth the money. There really is one born every minute. Let the record show that the only Presidential candidate ever endorsed by Oprah lost in a landslide. The Harris campaign would have been better off if they had paid Harpo Marx Productions for an endorsement. Kamala, of course, claims that Harpo's brother Karl endorsed her for free.

A week after election, California is still counting ballots. It doesn't take the Russians that long and they are faking them. The state that is the home of Silicon Valley can't figure out how to get election results counted in less than a week. What's wrong with that picture?

Doug Emhoff has lost his bid to become the First Gentleman to knock up the nanny.

Tampon Tim Walz will not become the worst Vice President in history. Folks in Minnesota claim that he remains in the running for worst governor of Minnesota. Somewhere in purgatory, George H.W. Bush is ridiculing Democrats for laughing at Dan Quayle.

With Kamala's bid to become President, there goes her plans to enlarge the wine cellar at the White House. There was a picture of her the other day playing with her two nieces while a glass of wine sits nearby. That explains why nobody ever asks her to babysit. What's the correct wine for babysitting?

The Harris campaign raised a billion dollars and still ended up twenty million bucks in the hole. Maybe Oprah can put on a telethon to raise the twenty million (plus her telethon planning fee)?

Anyone who thinks that Joe Biden is going to resign and let Kamala become President must have not seen Jill Biden in that MAGA red pantsuit at the polls on Election Day. Jill will spend the next 69 days giving Joe mouth-to-mouth and propping him up in front of the cameras before she will let Kamala become President. The spirit of Edith Wilson lives!!!

Kameltoe's Kampaign spent $100,000 to make a hotel room in Washington look like the set of the "Call her Daddy" podcast. How much was airfare to the actual location? That's probably $90,000 more than the actual studio cost to build. 

While the total that Kameltoe raised and actually spent is absurd, there is good news. To her credit, she never promised to balance the budget. As least, that is what MSNBC is reporting.

There's a rumor this morning that Trump has picked Kristi Noem to head up Homeland Security. If you are an illegal, hide your dogs!!