The Morning After the Morning After

 Today is the morning after the morning after the election. Memo to self: Old guys should not stay up until after 2:00 AM watching election results and expect to be able to function the next day. Whether I remember that in four years is up for debate.

So, here are a few thoughts on the 2024 election results. Liberals are blaming Biden for Kameltoe's loss. Maybe they should have actually held a primary elections process to pick their candidate. It's been a long time since anyone was anointed as President to lead this country. 

There were at least 15 million fewer votes cast in this year's election than in 2020. Some "fact checker" online denied this claiming that all of the votes had not been counted yet. If 48 hours after the election there are 15 million uncounted votes, something is seriously wrong with the system. 

Kameltoe received about 68.5 million votes. In 2020, Biden got about 81 million votes. So, it looks like more than 13 million Democrats stayed home this year. Either that or the Democrats padded the 2020 vote totals. Maybe there was something in the claims of those who alleged Democratic cheating in 2020?

Donald Trump, the legendary sexist and oppressor of women, has appointed Susie Wiles to be the first female White House Chief of Staff. I guess that Jill Biden didn't count.

We live in what is reputed to be the most advanced country in the world. Right now, more than 48 hours after the polls closed, we still don't have all of the results from the election. Does cheating take longer?

Democrats are engaged in that circular firing squad activity right now. It is really a lot of fun watching these guys talk shit about each other. If they really want to know who to blame, they should simply check a mirror.

According to reports from the business world, the "For Sale" sign is hanging outside at MSNBC. Russia dropped out of the bidding after the price jumped to 20 bucks. Morning Joe may be singing that old Jim Croce song, "Working at the Car Wash Blues" pretty soon.

If you are a Democrat there are some bright sides to the election debacle. Kameltoe can work out that deal with Ancestry to prove that she is more black than Liz Warren is Native American. There's a rumor that the NRA has signed a deal with Tim Walz to teach him how to load his shotgun. Greasy Gavin Newsome announced that he will wait until after Trump's inauguration on January 20 to announce his candidacy for the 2028 election. 

Maybe Kamala will run for Governor of California. Based on Newsome's performance, she is completely qualified. 

There's an old story about Richard Nixon that I first heard more than fifty years ago. In 1962 Nixon ran against Pat Brown for governor of California. Nixon was actually favored to win the race. As the results were coming in late in the evening on Election Day, everyone was surprised by the results showing Brown in the lead. After midnight, one of Nixon's aides was trying to console him by telling him how many more results were left to be counted. Nixon reportedly looked at the aide and said, "The people have spoken. F*ck 'em!" 

And that's the best in politics today.