Monday Moans, Groans and Fine Whines

 There's some whacko broad running for President who has more voices and accents than Rich Little. I think that she is trying to impersonate an intelligent life form. It's not working for her.

I am still waiting for JD Vance to do his Tampon Tim impersonation by walking out onto a stage with tampons sticking out of his nostrils. He should wear Tim's Elmer Fudd coat and hat also. That would redefine "mixed messages".

I watched a panel discussion on why Kamala picked Tampon Tim as her running mate. The verdict was that he was the only person in the universe who made Kamala look smart.

The UN is meeting today to discuss Israel's recent strike on Iran. There are reports that Israel is giving away free pagers and walkie-talkies to all UN members. Israel should just go ahead and take out the UN headquarters in New York with an air strike.

Forget about nuclear war, the environment, energy policy and wars around the world. Based on television advertising, the biggest issue facing the United States is abortion. Based on television advertising claims, one would assume that almost all abortions are the result of rape or incest. So, the question that begs asking is, where are all of the arrests being made on the men who committed these crimes?

Years ago, I had an employee who told us that she had experienced four abortions. This was somebody too lazy to take a pill every morning. There simply are not 700,000 cases of rape or incest every year, but there are 700,000 abortions. This is how liberals work. They highlight a few cases and claim that is the normal.

There are many forms of birth control available that do not include abortions. They range from pills to "I have a headache". Here's a thought. We control the deer population by killing the bucks. We don't need to kill the men but, vasectomies should be free and required for those who keep fathering illegitimate children. 

We are told that no one should tell a woman what to do with her body. We are told that the government has no right to do this. The loons claim that the government does not tell men what they can do with their bodies. WOW! How many draftees died in Vietnam, Korea or World War 2? Those guys were told by the government to take their bodies to war. Does that count?  Asking for a couple of deceased friends.

The Dodgers are ahead of the Yankees in the World Series. I just don't think that this is New York's year for anything. In case the Yankees lose, New York AG James is prepared to sue the LA Dodgers for beating the Yankees. The Dodgers are going to win anyway, probably.

Where will Barack Obama be offending black men this week?

After she loses, Kamala should cut a deal with Ancestry.com to test her heritage. Maybe she could beat Elizabeth Warren's less than 1/1000 Native American heritage. Maybe Kamala could get to 2/1000 African heritage? Remember, her father, who they have kept hidden this year, says that they aren't black.

I am going out on a limb here but, I forecast that my e-mails will drop by 90% after the election is over.