More Reflections on Elections

 It's Friday night and if you are a Democrat, Kamala Harris still has fewer votes than Donald Trump. Weep at your leisure.

Kameltoe raised more than a billion dollars and lost. Even after raising a billion dollars, she still owes twenty million or so. Her cost per vote is probably a new record.

Kameltoe spent $100,000 to make a hotel room in Washington look like the studio of the "Call Her Daddy" podcast. She didn't want to have to travel.  I guess that was why she didn't appear on Joe Rogan's show.

It now has turned out that Kameltoe was paying all of these celebrities to appear at her rallies. They wanted more to sing. This proves that there really is one born every minute.

Is Donald Trump going to set up an "Office of the President-Elect" like Joe Biden did in 2020?

If you think that Jill Biden wearing a MAGA red pantsuit to the polls on Tuesday was an accident, you need to e-mail me for more info on oceanfront property. Memo to Dems: Piss off an old guy at your own peril. Don't even think about pissing off his wife. 

While Kameltoe was holding a rally on the Ellipse, Biden was on a Zoom call talking shit about her. Didn't anybody have the job of guarding Joe?

The White House continues to maintain that Joe Biden is not going to pardon Hunter Biden or commute his sentence. Joe Biden is going to pardon Donald Trump. Trump will pardon Hunter Biden and Joe. It's not as outrageous as you might think at first. You heard it here first!!

Bob Woodward peaked in 1975. If he was a horse, we would have put him down by now. Somebody please put him and us out of our misery. Nobody under fifty knows anything about Watergate. We won't notice if Bob turns up missing or at a Harris rally. 

Liberal universities are trying to help their students make it through the crisis of watching Donald Trump win the election. They need to send the little bastards home to have Mama comfort them.

Who watches a television show where the hosts keep calling you stupid? Obviously, Democrats are all graduates of the Don Rickles School of Politics. They are just going to insult you until you vote for them. Maybe next time, guys!!