Pre-Turkey Talking Topics

It's Turkey Day and as you are hanging around the kitchen waiting for the meal to be ready, I have put together a few conversation starters for you to lob at relatives and friends. 

For those liberal mayors and governors who talk about their "sanctuary" jurisdictions, Tom Homan quoted federal law on sheltering illegal immigrants from the federal government. I think that the only question left is which mayor, or governor will be the first to be jailed by Homan.

The Harris-Walz campaign gave a $500,000 donation to Al Sharpton's group just before he did an interview with Kamala Harris. This sounds a lot like the "payola" scandal in the late 1950's and early 1960's about music being played on the radio. I just can't believe that anyone who knows Al Sharpton can be surprised to learn that he is a money-grubbing dirtbag.

I saw Kamala on television the other night after she returned from Hawaii. She looked a little rough. Maybe Doug let the nanny sleep alone on this trip?

There are reports that the Harris campaign actually paid Harpo, Oprah Winfrey's production company, almost $2.5 million. Who knew that the Harris campaign was going to be such a "jobs program" for rich entertainers? What did they give Taylor Swift for her endorsement? How much did they pay Beyonce and the others? Inquiring minds want to know.

President Joe Biden and his family are in Nantucket for the Thanksgiving holiday. So, is Jill the girl from Nantucket that I have heard about for most of my life?

Pompous, arrogant Democrat Alec Baldwin continues his assault on conservatives and commoners. He said that Americans are "uninformed." This claim contrasts with the fact that he has been the only American in the last several years to shoot and actually kill someone during the filming of a movie. He believes that the major issues facing America are "the environment, the plastics problem and permafrost". Meanwhile, I think that the major issues facing America includes arrogant, asshole, movie stars who confuse their lives with reality. 

It's a shame that a prick who claims to be as smart as Baldwin does did not know the first rule in gun safety, "the gun is always loaded". In the future, the first question about a Baldwin movie will not be about how much money the movie made. The first question will be, "What was the body count in the filming?" By the way, at the film festival where Baldwin made these comments, questions about his killing that woman on the movie set were banned

Sharon Stone has a Mensa level IQ. She confirms my long-held belief that smart and stupid are qualities that are present simultaneously in all of us. Miss Stone believes that the real issue is that 80% of Americans don't have passports so we don't know anything about the rest of the world. Stone's existence confirms that I don't need to go abroad to see a dumb broad.

Stone and Baldwin make their living pretending to be someone else and then they ridicule the people who pay to see them do that. I spent my life in the restaurant business. Using Stone and Baldwin's behaviors as a guide, how long would a restaurant stay in business following their model? Who is going to a restaurant where the owner or manager walks around telling customers, "I can't believe that you are dumb enough to eat that shit."

Here's my best tip for Thanksgiving, check the temperature of the turkey to make sure that it is done. If you are deep frying a turkey, you can probably borrow a thermometer from the Fire Department when they arrive. 

Happy Thanksgiving!!