Eyewitless Wednesday Wit and Wisdom

 I don't believe in the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy or "moderate" Democrats. Abigail Spanberger spent the last year claiming that she was a "moderate" Democrat and then an hour after being sworn in, she told Virginia law enforcement agencies not to cooperate with ICE. Apparently, Joe Stalin was also a "moderate" dictator Democrat.

Spanberger wants to place an 11% tax on firearms and ammunition. That "whoosh" sound she is hearing right now is the sound of guns and ammo racing out of gun stores in Virginia. Everybody is buying a four-year supply.

I live about fifteen miles from the Virginia state line. You can smell the Democratic Party corruption from the front yard.

Why can Letitia James claim that a home that she doesn't actually live in and is hundreds of miles away from New York is her "primary residence"? How does Eric Swalwell have two homes that are each his "primary residence" on opposite sides of the nation? Can citizens who do not hold elected office get away with this? Of course not!

If ordinary citizens get arrested for a crime, can we be let off without a trial because we claim that Trump hates us? 

Just as a word of caution to the Minne-Somalia maniacs who decided to invade a church service and disrupt it; that shit isn't going to fly everywhere. Check with Sheriff Grady Judd if you don't believe me. You should only try that kind of protest in states governed by liberal pussies. For further clarification, listen to "Try that in a Small Town" by Jason Aldean.

ICE is arresting illegal immigrants all across Minnesota, yet there are only riots in Minne-Somalia and St. Paul. Wonder what this means? Do the Trump haters only pay people in large cities to riot, protest and invade churches? 

Do people who are getting paid to protest in Minne-Somalia report this income? If indicted, will they do like Letitia James and claim that this is "retribution"?

Gruesome Greasy Gavin Newsome took his schtick to the World Economic Forum in Davos this week. Rather than talk about what a great economy California has, he told the world leaders, “I can’t take this complicity, people rolling over. I should have brought a bunch of kneepads for all the world leaders.” If he could stop bashing the United States and Trump for a couple of minutes, maybe somebody there would listen. The world leaders understand the power that Trump has; Greasy Gavin does not.

There are television ads running now asking that we call Congress and tell them to finish construction on "offshore generators". Those are "windmills" in ordinary language. "Offshore Generators"/windmills are expensive and will never generate enough clean power to offset the damage done by their production and operation. There is obviously some link between "offshore generators" and whales washing up on the beaches nearby. The same folks pushing windmills were screaming "Save the whales" a few years ago. Like electric cars and solar panels on your house, windmills don't do what we were promised they would do. Pack it in, guys!

Mid-Winter Woes

 After spending a cold winter afternoon watching television, I had to break the sad news to my wife.  Based on a few hours of watching television, I informed her that apparently, we are the last white heterosexual couple left in America. 

A couple of weeks ago before the Minne-Somalia Revolution broke out, Tim "No-Balls" Walz was speaking and mentioned how the 1st Minnesota Volunteer Infantry had "held the line" at the Battle of Gettysburg. He equated that to what the Minne-Somalians are doing today protesting against the federal government and fighting with ICE agents. 

"No Balls" Walz omitted a couple of details in his recounting of the Civil War incident. First, in 1863 they were fighting in support of the federal government and today they are fighting against the federal government. Second, the guys who were attacking them were supporters of the states' rights movement. Today, it is Minne-Somalia that is supporting the states' rights agenda. WOW!! That's a pretty big flip-flop, even for Democratic-Socialists. Will "No Balls" Walz apologize for his state making war against the South in the Civil War? Will he now admit that the South was right? Inquiring minds, and there are none in the mainstream media, want to know.

How about that group of leftist loons who stormed a church in St. Paul because they thought that a pastor was an ICE official? What were they going to do if they found him there? This sounds a whole lot like vigilantism. I just want to point out to leftists that most law enforcement officers carry a firearm all of the time.  It might have been ugly if they had found him there. It's the same old theme. How many are willing to get shot so that the survivors can attack the poor guy? 

Beyond that, the loons who invaded the church are doing exactly what they are accusing ICE of doing. The irony of protesters claiming that ICE is invading sanctuary spaces while protesters are invading an actual, real-life sanctuary is off the charts. Why are people who claim to be seeking peace always so violent? 

The Justice Department is currently investigating this church invasion incident. According to a DOJ official, the FBI is on the case.

Famed Faggot, Don Lemon, was "embedded" in the group that attacked the church so that he could report on the incursion. Memo to Dandy Don, reporters are not allowed to disrupt a church service, even in the name of freedom of the press. Yes Don, you too can go to prison for this activity. If you don't believe me, "embed" yourself in a group of folks trying to rob a bank. See what happens. But then again, Don may like prison.

As of this writing, more than 24 hours after the church was attacked, "No Balls" Walz has yet to make any kind of statement about the attack. He's probably checking with Kamala for ideas on a comment. We will know if Timbo describes the attack as "what could be, unburdened by what has been".

Democrats are demanding that ICE be defunded and abolished. Where's their outrage over all of the daycare center and transportation company fraud in Minne-Somalia? Why don't they just come clean and admit that government fraud is how they fund their voting bloc?

Minneapolis mayor Jacob Frey is a product of a society where parents did not discipline their children. This guy is causing me to redefine "worthless piece of shit". He is setting a whole new standard for that term. One would believe that a guy who does as little as he does would have the time to shave every day. I hate that "I haven't shaved in three days" look. Your choices are either shave or grow a beard. How does one keep that "I haven't shaved in three days" look? Does he just put milk on his chin and have a cat lick it off to keep the growth down? Make a call, idiot!! Grow a beard or shave. Pick one or the other. No wonder he can't lead the city. He can't even decide what to do about his face. Rant over!!

Final shot!! It appears that Minne-Somalia has an issue with rampant fraud in the transportation business. Non-existent businesses receive millions of dollars from the government for transporting people. Let's kill two birds with one stone and have ICE try to contract with some of those transportation companies to haul illegal immigrants. Of course, they will probably claim that they are too busy hauling all of those non-existent kids from the fake daycare centers. 

Your papers, please? and other BS

 I am fascinated by the left's cries and whines about how ICE is trying to enforce federal immigration laws. Many believe that ICE should not be stopping people and checking IDs. This kind of thing happens every day in the rest of America that is not Minne-Somalia. 

Memo to libs: You are wasting your time with the "Your papers, please" argument. Every day in America people have to show IDs. Look at what you have to do to get on an airplane. You have to show an ID to buy alcohol, unless you look as old as I do. How about that process for buying firearms? Do you need an ID for that? Walmart wants you to show an ID to buy a pocketknife, but I think that I complained about that a couple of weeks ago. So, let's stop acting like only immigrants get asked for ID. Just as a closing shot, since more than half of ICE agents are Hispanic, should we have them say "Your papers, please" in Spanish?  Would that placate leftists?

Have you ever encountered a driver's license checkpoint on a highway? Police set up a roadblock and check licenses. They check everybody driving by the checkpoint. If you don't have a valid license, you usually will win a free traffic citation. If your license plate is expired, you are also a winner. 

But the police don't just write tickets for license violations. They catch people who are violating or have violated other laws. Just because it is a driver's license checkpoint doesn't mean that other violators walk away free. If you have outstanding warrants or are intoxicated, you will win a free ride to the local incarceration facility or jail, if you like little words.

Just because it is a license checkpoint doesn't mean that you won't be charged for violating other laws. If you have a bale of weed in the backseat or point a firearm at the officer, you won't be heading home for a while. Just because it is a license check doesn't mean that law enforcement officers are going to let you get away with any other violations. For example, if you have five new big screen televisions in the back seat, you are going to be late for dinner. 

Should we have the police just ignore all of the other crimes because it is a driver's license check? Of course not. If a guy has a stolen firearm, should we ignore the murder he committed? 

This practice has been going on for as long as I can remember. It's only a problem now because the leftists are worried that they are going to lose their low-cost lawn guy or their underpaid house cleaner. This whole situation is caused by the pursuit of cheap labor. After slavery ended in 1865, we brought in immigrants from Europe and China to do the dirty work at low wages. Today, the left depends on illegal immigrants to do the dirty work.

Liberals want to employ illegal immigrants so that they can feel better about themselves and have stories to share with their other leftist lawbreaker friends. They need to find another way to feel better.

Sunday Morning Moans and Groans

 Ilhan Omar's husband had his net worth jump $30 million in the last couple of years. He must have invested in Minne-Somalia daycare centers or transportation companies.

Stephen Miller said that the White House is looking into sending 1500 soldiers to Minneapolis. That's not enough. The rioters in Minneapolis need to be met with overwhelming force. Send an entire Army division. Declare martial law, impose a curfew, jail the violators, put a general in place as the military governor. Jail the governor and the Minneapolis mayor for inciting a riot. We need overwhelming force to restore order. Lincoln didn't send a regiment to Virginia; he sent an army. It's the same situation, different state. Put me down for being a believer in "overwhelming force". Long term, it saves lives.

The Minneapolis police have not made a single arrest of a rioter. Why not? Is rioting legal in Minneapolis? Or has the mayor/lead liar Jacob Frey ordered them not to arrest rioters?

Why haven't we seen the videos from the cellphone camera of the bull dyke who taunted ICE officers as her lesbian lover tried to make a getaway after being ordered out of the car? I think that screaming "Drive Baby Drive!" might make Butch an accomplice.

In her first day in office, the new governor of Virginia rescinded the previous governor's executive order directing law enforcement to cooperate with ICE. Pardon me while I feign surprise. Is there anything dumber than a liberal, female Democrat?

Kameltoe Harris and her husband bought an $8 million oceanfront home in Malibu. They must have forgotten all that leftist environmental BS about the oceans rising. She should have bought a home in Martha's Vineyard near the Obamas, instead. They could spend their afternoons together, sitting on the beach watching polar bears float by as the polar icecaps melt. Oh wait! That's not happening. 

If you still have a copy of Al Gore's book, you can use the pages to start a fire. If you still think that fire might melt the polar icecaps, line your cat's litter box with the pages instead.

NBC is running commercials urging people to celebrate MLK Day by watching the four basketball games they are broadcasting. Stereotype much, guys? If they had lined up KFC or Bojangles to sponsor the games, the racism would be complete.

I am tired of hearing dumbass liberals talk about people "being disappeared". In addition to being completely false, it is bad grammar.

Continuing my rant about grammar, I used to work with a waitress who used to talk about "conversating" with someone. It goes without saying that she was a Yankee from Pennsylvania.

In 1961-1962 we lived on MacDill AFB in Tampa. It seemed like half of the guys on base wore flight jackets with Thule Air Base emblazoned on them. Just for the record, that was in Greenland. During that time, we had more than 6,000 people stationed there. That was probably a large percentage of the total population of Greenland at that time. Now, it's a Space Force base with less than 200 people. What's the point of all of this? Everybody is acting like Trump just discovered Greenland as some sort of a plot. We have been there since 1941. We actually had claims on that territory before that. We gave up those claims to buy the Virgin Islands from Denmark in 1917. I guess the Danes have tried to claim everywhere the Vikings visited. Call when you have news!

                                                             

Elmer Fraud??

 

Stinking Thinking or Thoughtless Thursday?

OB-GYN Dr. Nisha Verma testified before Congress the other day as an expert. She was unable to answer a question posed by Sen. Josh Hawley about whether a not a man can get pregnant. It's a yes or no question that a "medical professional" should have been able to answer. She needs to lose her medical license. If you are going to a doctor who believes that men can get pregnant, change doctors today!

The good news is that there's never been a guy my age or any age who got pregnant. The bad news is that we have Supreme Court justices who obviously failed tenth grade biology.

Listening to the Supreme Court debate the Idaho and West Virginia cases on boys in girls' sports reinforced my belief that Ketanji Brown-Jackson is unfit to even be a judge in traffic court in Podunk, USA. If you cannot define what a "woman" is, you are unfit to be a public official. Statistics show that women are more than half of the population, but liberals can't tell you what a woman is. WOW!!

I have watched enough of the lunacy and the insurrection in Minnesota. Trump needs to declare martial law in Minnesota and send the 101st Airborne Division to Minneapolis to restore civil order. Put a general in charge of Minnesota, impose a dusk to dawn curfew, arrest anyone who interferes with ICE agents, and use deadly force to respond to anyone using vehicles to attack federal agents. They have they that big stadium in downtown Minneapolis to use as a holding facility for those arrested. Let's fill that up!!

Wait! I forgot the most important part. Arrest Governor Walz and Mayor Frey and charge them with inciting an insurrection. Send them to a jail in South Carolina to await trial.

There is a news report that women in Minnesota are shaving their balls in protest of ICE actions.

Monday Morning Meanness, Madness and Minneapolis, Minnesota

 Mayor Jacob Frey of Minneapolis is a product of a culture that failed to discipline their children, and it shows. Beyond that he's a liberal liar. He claimed that Minneapolis has only had two shootings this year but failed to acknowledge that it was only January 8 when he made that observation. He is unable to acknowledge the existence and supremacy of federal law on immigration. He called the ICE agent who shot the lesbian "legal observer" a "murderer" before the investigation was even completed. If this guy Frey was a dog, we would have put him down by now.

What exactly is a "legal observer"? What kind of training do they get? Are they licensed? Most importantly, who is paying these "legal observers"? A pair of lesbians and a child moved from Missouri to Minneapolis so that the two alleged adults could work as "legal observers". How much are these folks getting paid? Is this income being reported? Are withholding taxes being paid? How about Social Security taxes? Who is their employer?

Governor Wimpy Walz wants to have his police work with the FBI to determine if the ICE shooting was justifiable. Sorry, Timbo, but your guys have missed billions of dollars in fraud involved in government grants to daycare facilities. You need to spend some time at "learing" centers before you are ready to handle anything else.

Back at the "legal observer" thing. These clowns aren't "observing" anything. Ther are interfering with federal law enforcement agents trying to enforce federal immigration laws. There is a process for changing federal laws and this is not it. 

Let's try to see if this "legal observer" idea would be allowed in other situations not involving ICE and see what would happen. If an FBI SWAT team showed up for a raid and someone blocked their way by parking an SUV in the road, is that allowed? How long do you think that shit would be tolerated?  Start blowing whistles at DEA agents on a raid and see what happens. Do ATF agents have to clear their actions with "legal observers"?  

If you think that you are a "legal observer" or believe in the concept of "legal observers", here's a test. Go to South Carolina or Georgia. Drive up and down the highway until you see a South Carolina State Trooper or a Georgia State Trooper pull over a motorist. Stop your car and get out and try to get between the motorist and the state trooper. Blow a whistle, beat a drum, yell and scream obscenities. Take pictures with your smart phone. Call the trooper names. Throw things at the trooper. Get in his face and call him names. When it is all over, call me from the hospital or jail and let me know how that went for you. 

ICE agents need to file suits against demonstrators and their states and cities for allowing demonstrators to injure them and preventing them from doing their jobs. The federal government needs to file suits against these states and cities, as well. These clowns always want to sue the federal government, let's turn the tables. 

The real problem is that liberals are all afraid that they are losing their preferred underclass of people. The entire existence of liberals depends on the existence an underclass of people who libs can "help" by employing them to do their house cleaning or yardwork. They then tell all of their friends how they "help" poor people. Blacks have outgrown the underclass model of the last 200 years, so liberals are now importing brown people to fill that role.

Memo to DJT: Get the IRS working on the money flow to "legal observers" and paid demonstrators.

New Year, New Gripes

I tried to watch the New Years Special on The Five this evening on Fox News. I watched about ten minutes. They would have done better just showing a rerun of a real episode.

Speaking of The Five, I can only assume that Jessica Tarlov is an affirmative action hire. I can't believe that she found a man to father a child. 

CNN is so busy attacking the young man who exposed the Minnesota daycare disaster that they have neglected to actually check into the story. Apparently. at CNN, they are trying to boost their share of the news market in Mogadishu.

The college football playoffs are beginning to look like the NCAA basketball tournament. That roundball crap seems to go on for months. I will watch a basketball game when they start calling "traveling" and "palming the ball" again. When a guy runs the length of the court and only dribbles the ball three times, something is wrong. Somewhere, James Naismith is rolling over in his grave and screaming, "What have they done to my game?"

The only thing worse than the college football playoffs is the NFL and the seemingly never-ending journey to the Super Bore. There is a lot of controversy at the Super Bore with the choice of some alleged singer called "Bad Bunny" for the halftime show. When the halftime show is getting all of the attention, you know that it is going to be a horseshit game. They say that Bad Bunny will perform in Spanish. So, halftime will look like the beer commercials. As far as I can tell, the only good news about the Super Bore this year is that Taylor Swift's team won't be playing. 

I bought a bunch of tents at the after Christmas sales. I am headed to New York City next week to get in on the ground floor of the new "Tent City" craze now that Mamdani is mayor. I am hoping that I won't be too late for the sales rush.

Jack "Jerk" Smith is the new standard for arrogant liberal prick. Jerk claimed that he would treat both Republicans and Democrats the same as he treated Trump. The only problem is that he never has done that. Jerk hates conservatives. Jerk pursued the charges against Trump for classified documents without ever acknowledging that the law allows the President to declassify any documents. Trump's DOJ needs to charge Jerk Smith with attempting to overthrow the government. I will be happy to serve on that jury.

How about that daycare operator in Minnesota who claimed that someone broke into his daycare and stole his records and checkbook the day after they were subpoenaed? Only in a Democrat run town?? Someone needs to tell him that the bank has copies of all those checks. That guy's story sucks so badly that even the Minneapolis police don't believe him.

Before all of this is over, some Somali daycare operator will claim that George Floyd worked for him. 

I hate to admit that I am wrong, so this next statement is difficult. Tim Walz is an even bigger loser than I had previously claimed. I can't believe that I was so wrong in underestimating his level of stupidity and incompetence. Say it ain't so, Tim!! 

If only we had elected Tim, Spiro Agnew could have lost his status as the only Vice President forced to resign.