Snow Saturday Satire

 This is the Year of the Snow here in the Piedmont area of North Carolina.  I realize that it is nothing compared to what the Yankee states receive but it is unusual here. It is pretty for about twelve hours and then it is just a pain in the ass. It wasn't as bad when I worked and had a reason to leave the house, but now it is just a pain. Moving on........

Sen. Thom Tillis, the North Carolina Nitwit, has announced that he won't vote on approving anything until the DOJ ends their probe into whether or not Jerome Powell misled Congress about the causes of the massive cost overruns in the "renovation" of the Federal Reserve's palace in Washington DC.

This has been going on for three weeks now and exactly no one that I have spoken to here in North Carolina has said, "Hey! That Jerome Powell guy is really getting treated badly by the DOJ. I hope Thom Tillis will stand up for him." Yes, given three weeks, exactly ZERO people here in North Carolina have uttered any concern for Jerome Powell. So naturally, this is at the top of the list for Senator Thom Tillis.

The Federal Reserve project is a little more than half a billion dollars over budget right now. The cost has gone from $1.9 billion to $2.5 billion. I realize that's not a lot of money to Senator Tillis, but for those of us who pay taxes, we would like an explanation. 

In the BS ring down at the corner store yesterday, several taxpayers/voters were discussing this issue and came to a simple conclusion. Our lives would be much better if Senator Thom Tillis cared as much about North Carolinians as he cares about Jerome Powell. Before you asked, I have already expressed that sentiment in a note to Sen. Tillis.

The national village idiot, Chuck "The Schmuck" Schumer, wants to change how ICE can enforce the law. He wants to eliminate "roving patrols". Yeah, let's do that for all law enforcement, Chuck. The Highway Patrol can just sit at the station and wait for a call to come in identifying a speeder before they can go write a ticket. No more drunk driving arrests until the suspect turns themself in. If your kid is missing, don't worry. Schumer doesn't want the police looking for him. I am sure that someone will find your missing kid, eventually. 

 Before I go into any more examples of how stupid this is, here's a quick solution, put all 100 US Senators on a plane to Minneapolis. Have them put on an ICE uniform and go out in the streets of Minneapolis and try to arrest people who are breaking the law. Let's expose the US Senate to the conditions that actual law enforcement works under and give them a quick dose of reality.

Our problem in the United States is that our liberals are like spoiled children who throw a tantrum every time that they don't get their way. If you don't believe me, turn on your television. 

Former Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura is telling Minnesotans that they need to secede and join Canada. Jesse has obviously been talking to "Retarded" Tim Walz or maybe it's just brain damage from wrestling or the body building steroids. Walz is making statements asking if this is a "Fort Sumter moment" or a "John Brown moment". It's obvious that Walz failed history. If this is a "Fort Sumter moment", then Minnesota is playing the role of South Carolina. If this is a "John Brown moment", then Tim is playing John Brown. It didn't end well for either South Carolina or John Brown.

Congratulations Tim, you made Trump look like a prophet when he called you "retarded". Just for your info Tim, Hillsdale College has some free online history classes. Check into passing one before you decide to secede from the Union. 

I have mentioned this several times, but I am fascinated by the fact that the states supported the federal government in the Civil War are now on the States' Rights side. The states that lost the Civil War are now on the side of the federal government. Well, other than Virginia which is a border state now. All you need to know about Virginia is that their new Democratic governor has decided to declare war on gas powered leaf blowers. 

Time to go move some snow. Wonder if that gas powered leaf blower would do that?

Open Letter to Congress:

 Dear Congress, 

You Suck! Allow me now to expand on that thought. As I write this, Congress is on the verge of starting another partial government shutdown. You people are the gold standard for "slow learners". It has been less than ninety days since the last government shutdown ended. What the hell are you idiots thinking? What will it take for one of these shutdowns to be a learning experience for you?

I just don't understand how hard it could possibly be to actually do your job. Passing the budget/spending bill may be the most important thing that you do. I think we need all of you to take a course on prioritizing your job functions. In last year's shutdown, the government was shut down for 43 days. Were you guys on the job in Washington for the entire 43 days while the government foundered? Of course not, you aren't that committed to doing your job. 

After making a deal to end the last shutdown and setting a deal deadline of January 30, did you work every day until you came up with a new spending bill? Of course not. You took several days as a break at Thanksgiving and then another break for Christmas and New Year. Why not just work on the budget until it passes before taking time off? If you weren't getting paid during shutdowns, maybe it would heighten your interest in solving the problem.

Federal employees who do not work during shutdowns and are not considered essential like air traffic controllers should not be paid for the shutdown period after the situation is resolved. Why do we give federal employees their full pay not to work? Let them collect unemployment like the average American workers do when their employers shut down. Let's motivate members Congress during shutdowns by not paying them at all for those days.

Congress exists to vote on legislation. We need to start docking the pay of Representatives or Senators who do not cast votes. I don't care why you didn't vote. All I know is that we pay you to create and vote on legislation. If you aren't voting, why the hell are we paying you? Try doing your job!!

Just for the record, in 2025 the Senate had 659 roll call votes.  Three senators Collins, Moreno, and Husted did not miss a single vote. The worst of the Senators was Ruben Gallego, who missed 95 votes. He's rumored to be testing the waters for a Presidential run in 2028. Obviously, he won't have to worry about having a record to stand on. In second place was Thom Tillis, the shitbag senior Senator from North Carolina (my state) who missed 77 votes. Tillis had already announced that he would not seek re-election, so I guess that he just checked out early. With almost a year to go in his term, we just need to ease his ass on out the door. Third place was Bernie Sanders, The Green Mountain Commie from Vermont. Bernie missed 58 votes while winging across the country on a private jet for his "Fighting Oligarchy" tour. He's too much of a schmuck to appreciate the irony in that named endeavor. In fourth place was Tammy Duckworth of Illinois who missed 57 votes. I am sure that she was somewhere talking trash about conservatives and couldn't be bothered to vote. In fifth place was Mitch McConnell, who missed 55 votes but has probably forgotten why. Mitch has been in the Senate longer than my older son has been alive.

If any of this bothers you, tune in tomorrow for "Let's Bring Democracy to the US Senate!!"

This has nothing to do with anything else here, but Thursday afternoon I actually saw a Tesla going down NC 14 with a "Newsome 28" bumper stick. It had to be a joke!!

Wet and Wild Wednesday

 A headline this morning read "Ilhan Omar sprayed with unknown substance". Since no one in Washington, DC actually works, I assume that liquid was sweat. Maybe it was just some water from where she and her husband have laundered all of that fraud money.

I won't say anything else unkind about Omar, but I will point out that if your net worth jumps from a few thousand dollars to $30 million in a year, you better have a winning Powerball ticket to show for it.

While we are "regrouping" in Minne-Somalia. let's send in 1000 CPA's and 1000 IRS agents to get to the bottom of the whole daycare, transportation and feeding fraud. We will probably need a couple of battalions of Marines to protect those folks from "peaceful" protesters.

In a discussion the other day about the insurrection in Minne-Somalia, someone pointed out that the rioters or peaceful protesters were overwhelmingly white people. That's because only about 7% of Minnesotans are black. That 7% is probably the players on their sports teams and the Somalians. Yeah, one of the whitest places in the country claims that the rest of us are discriminating against blacks. The guilt-ridden white liberals in Minnesota are willing to let the Somalis steal all they can as some sort of perverted reparations program. I believe that the current slang response to this would be "Make it make sense, Minnesota!!"

I pray that after Thom Tillis' current term ends, he comes back to North Carolina and runs for a statewide office just so that I can vote against that piece of crap. 

If I were Minne-Somalia Mayor Jacob Frey, I would be looking for a defense attorney who specializes in fraud defense. I think that Governor Tim Walz may decide to cooperate with Trump to keep that pardon thing a possibility.

For businesses who are criticizing ICE, I offer this story. Michael Jordan was once asked for his opinion on supporting some Democrat political issue, He declined to comment. Pressed for an answer by the reporter, Michael said, "Republicans buy shoes too."

All of these politicians who are screaming about ICE are telling us that they support mob rule. In 2024, we held an election that was a national referendum on immigration. The pro-illegal immigration side lost at the ballot box so now they are trying to riot their way to victory.

I don't believe in coincidences. Things in Minne-Somalia did not reach riot level until the story broke about all of the daycare centers that appear to be phony. Have you seen a story about all of the fraud over the last few weeks? Of course not, CNN (Communist News Network) and all of the other bogus news reporting networks are too busy complaining about ICE harassing people who are trying to kill them.

Did all of those Minne-Somalia transportation companies haul in van loads of demonstrators to help the cause? If there are pictures of that, it would be the first pictures of them transporting anything.

Apparently, in Minnesota "government oversight" is limited to businesses owned by "uppity white folks". Well, that and Minnesota claims that they can tell the federal government what to do.

I am sorry liberals, but when you start claiming that invading a church and disrupting a service is acceptable behavior in this country, you have officially lost your minds. I guess that you were okay with those Ku Klux Klan church bombings in the 1960's. After all, those poor guys in the white sheets were just "speaking truth to power", right??  You can't have it both ways, guys. Attacking churches is either right or wrong. You have to make your own decision.

Last, but certainly not least, Don Lemon needs to go back to that church and apologize to the pastor and the congregation. If not, the ACLU needs to file a suit against Lemon on the church's behalf. Or do they believe that only liberals have civil rights? 

Random Shots From Random Moments

"Remote Learning" isn't learning.

Kids who attend school for less than one half of the days in a year don't really need a snow day. That causes them to develop a habit for doing that which won't work out in the real world of jobs.

Why do libs take guns to "peaceful" protests?

Shouldn't United States citizens have more rights and privileges than people who sneaked across the border?

If you answered "No" to the preceding question, then please explain to me the value of United States citizenship.

A lot of people here in North Carolina had an issue with the Buddhist monks and their March of Peace coming through the state. There were a few guys talking about it down at the corner store. I realized that I was in the presence of mental midgets when one guy said, "I have never seen a Baptist monk dressed like that before." I laughed my way out to the truck.

We all see different things when we look at pictures of an event. Some people saw a guy being shot by federal law enforcement. What I saw was an armed man who injected himself into a situation involving several armed law enforcement officers who have spent the last several weeks being assaulted and harassed by a leftist mob. Maybe if the Minne-Somalia terrorist protesters had not been disturbing the officers' attempts to get some sleep, things might have been different.

Memo to Minne-Somalia Morons, when you decide to make war on American federal law enforcement, you should expect to take some casualties.

I understand that Trump wants to work out a solution before more people get killed. I'm sorry Donald, but I don't believe in negotiating with terrorists. Kill 'em all, let God sort them out.

There's something wrong with a city (Minne-Somalia) where they stage a massive riot every five years

I do know that the 3-M Company is based in Minnesota. Evidently 3M is "Minnesota's Mainly Morons".

Those who do not learn from history are condemned to repeat it. What's going on in America today is reminiscent of the prelude to the Civil War. The sides have just swapped their political viewpoints.

New York Governor Kathy Hochul's last facelift did not go well. If you take a guitar pick and strum her face, it might sound a little like "Dixie".

Donald Trump needs to start claiming that he is the 48th President of the United States. Jill Biden appears to have been the actual 47th President.

Later this week, look for Senate Democrats to kick off another government shutdown. It's time to end the filibuster, at last for spending bills.

The Democrats still don't understand that they lost the election of 2024. 

Are we going to redistrict the House every two years now? 

What we need is a federal "resign to run" law. You shouldn't be able to hold on to your current job while you campaign for a different office. Good example is Sen. Amy Klobuchar. It looks like she is going to run for Governor of Minnesota. If she loses, she still keeps her Senate seat. The only good thing about Klobuchar is that she's more of a man than wispy Walz.

Lincoln on Suicide??

Speaking to the Young Men's Lyceum of Springfield on January 27, 1838, Abraham Lincoln said this:

"At what point shall we expect the approach of danger? By what means shall we fortify against it?-- Shall we expect some transatlantic military giant, to step the Ocean, and crush us at a blow? Never!--All the armies of Europe, Asia and Africa combined, with all the treasure of the earth (our own excepted) in their military chest; with a Buonaparte for a commander, could not by force, take a drink from the Ohio, or make a track on the Blue Ridge, in a trial of a thousand years."

"At what point then is the approach of danger to be expected? I answer, if it ever reach us, it must spring up amongst us. It cannot come from abroad. If destruction be our lot, we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of freemen, we must live through all time, or die by suicide."

Today in the United States, there is an insurrection happening in Minnesota. The State of Minnesota through their Governor and Attorney-General and the Minneapolis Mayor are proclaiming that Federal law should not be enforced in Minnesota. Apparently, they believe that Minnesota possesses some level of insight and intelligence unknown in the other 49 states. 

When the State of Arkansas refused to desegregate Little Rock High School, Eisenhower sent units of the 101st Airborne to Little Rock and he federalized the Arkansas National Guard. It didn't take long to restore order. 

It is time for Donald Trump to invoke the Insurrection Act and send troops to Minneapolis. It's not enough to send the suggested 1500 soldiers to the city. Trump needs to commit overwhelming force to Minneapolis. He also needs to federalize the Minnesota National Guard to help with the situation. If the Governor or others interfere, they need to be arrested and charged.

I am tired of hearing about illegal immigrants. Minnesota supports illegal immigrants. States that choose to ignore federal law need to be brought into line with the rest of us. The President needs to do whatever it takes.

However, I must admit that I am fascinated by the liberal states that have taken up the banner of "states' rights" that was discredited by the Civil War. New York, Illinois, California, Oregon, Massachusetts, Maine, Vermont, Minnesota and others all opposed the South's claim of "States' Rights" in regard to slavery. Today, they all embrace the right of states to decide what they want to do about illegal immigrants and federal law. Flip, Flop.

Let's face it. Liberals love illegals like a fat kid loves candy. They lust for a lower class that they "can help". Let's be honest. It's the liberal search for cheap labor. No liberal tells you they want illegals to be doctors or lawyers. They just want their crops picked, their houses cleaned and the yards mowed. Why can't they just come clean about their reasons for wanting slave labor?

Minne-Somalia Mayhem

 On Saturday in the city of Minne-Somalia a man died in a shooting with ICE officers. He was 37 years old and worked for the Veterans Administration as an ICU nurse. He was carrying a 9MM handgun and a spare magazine. Minnesota officials proclaimed that he was a "lawful gun owner".

Being called a "lawful gun owner" after being involved in a shooting is a lot like being called "a licensed driver" after being arrested for drunk driving in an accident where someone was killed. Frankly, I don't understand what "lawful" actually means in Minnesota, a state where they allow people to riot and loot at will. Check a book on 2020 history if you doubt this.

As it becomes obvious that the state and local governments in Minnesota are more than willing to ignore corruption and fraud in their state. I just want to point out that this recent spurt of demonstrations riots has taken place since the massive fraud came to light on the national news. Minnesotans are outraged by the concept that federal laws actually apply to Minnesota. But enough about all of the bogus daycare and transportation operations in the city of Minne-Somalia. Wait!! I left out a mention of all the fraudulent feeding operations in Minne-Somalia. All of this fraudulent activity has cost American taxpayers billions of dollars.

Organized crime is so prevalent in Minne-Somalia that Governor Prickster of Illinois has accused them of trying to imitate the corruption and crime capitol of Chicago.

Lots of Americans, including President Trump, have brought up this point so I am just piling on, but where were the state, county and local law enforcement officers during all of these riots? There are many people asking if the governor, mayor and/or other local losers have ordered law enforcement to stand down. Good News!! Minnesota law enforcement officers have not been ordered to stand down. It's obvious that they are laying down. Mannequins with badges would be an improvement on these guys. I don't blame the individual officers; I blame their alleged leaders. Minne-Somalia is the same city that allowed a mob to burn down a police station in the riots of 2020. In short, if you are an ICE agent being attacked by "peaceful" protesters, there's a better chance that Dudley Do-Right will show up before the Minne-Somalia police will.

But back to the tragic shooting of the young man on Saturday. The gentleman was carrying a 9 MM handgun and a spare magazine. I live in North Carolina and those nut job liberals in Minnesota always like to whine about how loose the laws on guns are here. I am a "lawful gun owner". That's my "full disclosure statement" for those of you who thought this blog was serious journalism.

I doubt that Minnesota has the same gun laws that we do here. In North Carolina, you cannot carry a concealed weapon in "parades, funerals, picket lines, and demonstrations". They actually teach that in the Concealed Carry courses, and it is on the test. It may be legal to carry a concealed weapon to a demonstration in Minnesota, but I don't know. 

In North Carolina, you are required to tell law enforcement officers at first encounter that you are carrying a concealed weapon. Does Minnesota not require this? Did he do this? 

Beyond all of that, this guy was carrying a spare magazine. While I have a spare magazine in the truck, I don't carry one on my person. If I can't stop a threat with eleven rounds, twenty rounds probably won't do the trick. Nobody packs a handgun and a spare magazine to go to a "peaceful demonstration". That's how you pack to go to a gunfight. This means that he didn't actually believe that he was going to a "peaceful protest".

Minnesota officials and others keep claiming that these riots are "peaceful protests". If they really are "peaceful", why did this "lawful gun owner" show up with a handgun and a spare magazine? By the way, there is a report that his family had warned him about the risk of participating in those "peaceful demonstrations".

What does "peaceful" mean in Minnesota? Obviously, not what it means here.

Saturday Morning Confusion 1/24

New York City Mayor Commie Mamdani said that anti-Israel activist Mahmoud Khalil should “remain in New York City”. Excuse me while I feign surprise at this statement. The state that furnished the most troops for the Union in the Civil War now claims that they should not have to obey Federal law. What a difference a day makes? New York is putting the flip into flip-flop.

Haw about all of those paid protesters who turned out in Minne-Somalia for that anti-ICE protest on Friday? How much does a protester make when it's twenty below zero? Is it time and a half?

Leftists and their butt buddies in the alleged news media were screaming about ICE detaining a five-year-old boy. They just handily omitted the part where the father ran away from ICE and left the boy standing there by himself. The devil is in the details, schmucks!

The stupidity of the leftists in Minne-Somalia confirms my long-held theory that the Twin Crooked Cities are getting their drinking water from Canada. 

Can't wait to see the pictures from Greasy Gavin's vacation in Davos. If he has any of those kneepads left, maybe he could employ a pair to blow himself.

Here's a prediction for Sunday in Minne-Somalia. If protesters disrupt a church service on Sunday this week, someone's going to take a bullet. You heard it here first.

How do the same liberals who preach love and understanding for complete strangers who sneaked into this country explain their hatred for conservatives and Trump?

Let's pass a law that every Senator or Congressman be required to spend a shift with ICE agents trying to pick up illegal immigrants. No body armor or weapons for the elected officials.

Trump is wasting time with ICE in Minne-Somalia. Let's send in 3,000 IRS agents to start auditing government officials and Somali-owned businesses in Minne-Somalia. Let's have them audit the firms selling money orders while they are already in town. Let's have a look at where those funds are going.

It's interesting that none of the Minne-Somalia protests started until Nick Shirley blew the lid off the Somalian day care fraud scandal. We haven't heard any more about that since Renee Good tried to run over an ICE agent. Nothing beats the sweet sound of Renee's bull dyke buddy shouting "Drive baby, Drive!" Isn't it funny how the focus of the news media shifted so quickly? It's almost like those demonstrations were designed to divert attention from all of the fraud? 

Why are so many Somalis in Minne-Somalia still on government welfare rolls even after they have started all of these businesses? They are shipping their fraud proceeds back to Somalia while American taxpayers support them here. It's time to end that crap.

If you are a Democrat, let me break this to you gently. In November 2024, we had a referendum on illegal immigration. Your side had their asses kicked on this issue. If you want them to stay, get Congress to pass a law. That's how we do it in America. If you can't pass a law, shut the hell up!!

Here's a non-political subject to irritate you. The Super Bowl is only a couple of weeks away. MLB pitchers start reporting to spring training on the Tuesday after the Super Bowl. They used to play the World Series in October. Now they are the "Boys of November". 

The NFL fined some guy for a message under his eyes that said, "Stop the Genocide". He wasn't talking about the slaughter of Jews by Palestinians. They don't allow players to put messages on their uniforms or themselves. Meanwhile, they have the teams place messages like "It takes all of us", "End Racism" and "Stop hate" in the end zones. In a league where 70% of the players are black, they preach about "End Racism". Does that mean that they are going to change the racial makeups of the team to look more like America? How many Asians are in the NFL or the NBA? Major league baseball has a bunch. Just saying?

Finally Friday?

 Are you familiar with the old expression "From bad to worse"? Evidently that is the state motto of Minnesota or Minne-Somalia, you pick. There's a story in the news that Sen. Amy Klobuchar is getting ready to announce that she will run for governor this year. She may be the only woman in Minnesota more incompetent than the current Governor. 

Back in November, the Democrats ended their government shutdown. Now, we are sitting here less than ten days from the next potential shutdown and there is still no spending bill. You just can't define incompetence without referring to Congress. We should have locked their asses into the building and not let them out until they passed a bill. Instead, they have taken off for weekends and holidays while no bill has been passed. An eight-year-old boy with Attention Deficit Disorder and a room full of video games, has an attention span longer than that of Congress. Let's handcuff them to their desks!!

Jack Smith's testimony in Congress proved what most of us have known for a few years. If medical science ever studies Trump Derangement Syndrome and how it grew to infect half of the world's population, Jack Smith will be Patient # 0. He will be like the gay guy who got the first case of AIDS and started the spread. Jack's done the same thing with TDS, but it was a quicker spread because liberals were begging him for exposure to the disease. 

Is Jack Smith really Barney Fife's even more incompetent twin? Did Merrick Garland and/or Joe Biden call Jack Smith imploring him to "nip it in the bud?" 

Joe Biden got 16 million more votes in 2020 than Hillary Clinton got in 2016. So naturally, Jack Smith thinks that Trump interfered with the election. Joe Biden had classified documents in his garage that he had illegally removed from a SCIF when he was a Senator before 2009. So, Smith raided Trump's home for documents that Trump actually had the legal authority to possess. This is but the beginning of the evidence for Jerk Smith being Patient #0 of TDS.

The Democrats on the committee hearing today included the Georgia Genius, Rep. Hank Johnson. He is the Congressman who at a public hearing a few years ago, asked if the military was concerned about the island of Guam tipping over if we put too many service members on it. Who keeps voting for anybody that stupid? Hank Johnson is the stupid of legends. Some day in the future, at his funeral, someone will tell that story. See Hank's genius for yourself here. Guam will Capsize and Tip Over into the ocean Hank Johnson 

There is a winter storm forecast for most of the nation this weekend. At one point in life, I might have bought a big 4-wheel drive vehicle to slop though the snow with this weekend, but we bought a whole house generator a few years ago instead. The generator has brought me more nice days. We have already experienced enough power failures to justify the generator, but I will still sleep better this weekend knowing that I don't have to worry about the power going out. I won't tell you that I am skeptical of weather forecasts, but I don't bother looking at the Weather Channel. I just send the dog outside and see if she comes back dry, wet or snow covered.

Greasy Gavin Newsome went to Davos to put down Donald Trump. How did that work out for you, Greasy? Greasy hustling knee pads was not his best look. At least, I didn't think so, but who knows what Macron and the French thought?

Was Macron doing a Joe Biden impression with the aviators' sunglasses and the incoherent babbling?

A federal magistrate in Minneapolis would not issue a warrant for the arrest of the Famous Faggot Don Lemon for crashing that church service in Minneapolis Sunday. The DOJ needs to take that one to a federal grand jury. If not, maybe Don will drive his car towards an ICE agent.

Finally on Friday, after Ilhan Omar and her husband/brother's net worth jumped $30 million in a year, Glenn Turner has come back from the dead to see if they are interested in buying into Koscot Interplanetary. GO! GO! GO!

Eyewitless Wednesday Wit and Wisdom

 I don't believe in the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy or "moderate" Democrats. Abigail Spanberger spent the last year claiming that she was a "moderate" Democrat and then an hour after being sworn in, she told Virginia law enforcement agencies not to cooperate with ICE. Apparently, Joe Stalin was also a "moderate" dictator Democrat.

Spanberger wants to place an 11% tax on firearms and ammunition. That "whoosh" sound she is hearing right now is the sound of guns and ammo racing out of gun stores in Virginia. Everybody is buying a four-year supply.

I live about fifteen miles from the Virginia state line. You can smell the Democratic Party corruption from the front yard.

Why can Letitia James claim that a home that she doesn't actually live in and is hundreds of miles away from New York is her "primary residence"? How does Eric Swalwell have two homes that are each his "primary residence" on opposite sides of the nation? Can citizens who do not hold elected office get away with this? Of course not!

If ordinary citizens get arrested for a crime, can we be let off without a trial because we claim that Trump hates us? 

Just as a word of caution to the Minne-Somalia maniacs who decided to invade a church service and disrupt it; that shit isn't going to fly everywhere. Check with Sheriff Grady Judd if you don't believe me. You should only try that kind of protest in states governed by liberal pussies. For further clarification, listen to "Try that in a Small Town" by Jason Aldean.

ICE is arresting illegal immigrants all across Minnesota, yet there are only riots in Minne-Somalia and St. Paul. Wonder what this means? Do the Trump haters only pay people in large cities to riot, protest and invade churches? 

Do people who are getting paid to protest in Minne-Somalia report this income? If indicted, will they do like Letitia James and claim that this is "retribution"?

Gruesome Greasy Gavin Newsome took his schtick to the World Economic Forum in Davos this week. Rather than talk about what a great economy California has, he told the world leaders, “I can’t take this complicity, people rolling over. I should have brought a bunch of kneepads for all the world leaders.” If he could stop bashing the United States and Trump for a couple of minutes, maybe somebody there would listen. The world leaders understand the power that Trump has; Greasy Gavin does not.

There are television ads running now asking that we call Congress and tell them to finish construction on "offshore generators". Those are "windmills" in ordinary language. "Offshore Generators"/windmills are expensive and will never generate enough clean power to offset the damage done by their production and operation. There is obviously some link between "offshore generators" and whales washing up on the beaches nearby. The same folks pushing windmills were screaming "Save the whales" a few years ago. Like electric cars and solar panels on your house, windmills don't do what we were promised they would do. Pack it in, guys!

Mid-Winter Woes

 After spending a cold winter afternoon watching television, I had to break the sad news to my wife.  Based on a few hours of watching television, I informed her that apparently, we are the last white heterosexual couple left in America. 

A couple of weeks ago before the Minne-Somalia Revolution broke out, Tim "No-Balls" Walz was speaking and mentioned how the 1st Minnesota Volunteer Infantry had "held the line" at the Battle of Gettysburg. He equated that to what the Minne-Somalians are doing today protesting against the federal government and fighting with ICE agents. 

"No Balls" Walz omitted a couple of details in his recounting of the Civil War incident. First, in 1863 they were fighting in support of the federal government and today they are fighting against the federal government. Second, the guys who were attacking them were supporters of the states' rights movement. Today, it is Minne-Somalia that is supporting the states' rights agenda. WOW!! That's a pretty big flip-flop, even for Democratic-Socialists. Will "No Balls" Walz apologize for his state making war against the South in the Civil War? Will he now admit that the South was right? Inquiring minds, and there are none in the mainstream media, want to know.

How about that group of leftist loons who stormed a church in St. Paul because they thought that a pastor was an ICE official? What were they going to do if they found him there? This sounds a whole lot like vigilantism. I just want to point out to leftists that most law enforcement officers carry a firearm all of the time.  It might have been ugly if they had found him there. It's the same old theme. How many are willing to get shot so that the survivors can attack the poor guy? 

Beyond that, the loons who invaded the church are doing exactly what they are accusing ICE of doing. The irony of protesters claiming that ICE is invading sanctuary spaces while protesters are invading an actual, real-life sanctuary is off the charts. Why are people who claim to be seeking peace always so violent? 

The Justice Department is currently investigating this church invasion incident. According to a DOJ official, the FBI is on the case.

Famed Faggot, Don Lemon, was "embedded" in the group that attacked the church so that he could report on the incursion. Memo to Dandy Don, reporters are not allowed to disrupt a church service, even in the name of freedom of the press. Yes Don, you too can go to prison for this activity. If you don't believe me, "embed" yourself in a group of folks trying to rob a bank. See what happens. But then again, Don may like prison.

As of this writing, more than 24 hours after the church was attacked, "No Balls" Walz has yet to make any kind of statement about the attack. He's probably checking with Kamala for ideas on a comment. We will know if Timbo describes the attack as "what could be, unburdened by what has been".

Democrats are demanding that ICE be defunded and abolished. Where's their outrage over all of the daycare center and transportation company fraud in Minne-Somalia? Why don't they just come clean and admit that government fraud is how they fund their voting bloc?

Minneapolis mayor Jacob Frey is a product of a society where parents did not discipline their children. This guy is causing me to redefine "worthless piece of shit". He is setting a whole new standard for that term. One would believe that a guy who does as little as he does would have the time to shave every day. I hate that "I haven't shaved in three days" look. Your choices are either shave or grow a beard. How does one keep that "I haven't shaved in three days" look? Does he just put milk on his chin and have a cat lick it off to keep the growth down? Make a call, idiot!! Grow a beard or shave. Pick one or the other. No wonder he can't lead the city. He can't even decide what to do about his face. Rant over!!

Final shot!! It appears that Minne-Somalia has an issue with rampant fraud in the transportation business. Non-existent businesses receive millions of dollars from the government for transporting people. Let's kill two birds with one stone and have ICE try to contract with some of those transportation companies to haul illegal immigrants. Of course, they will probably claim that they are too busy hauling all of those non-existent kids from the fake daycare centers. 

Your papers, please? and other BS

 I am fascinated by the left's cries and whines about how ICE is trying to enforce federal immigration laws. Many believe that ICE should not be stopping people and checking IDs. This kind of thing happens every day in the rest of America that is not Minne-Somalia. 

Memo to libs: You are wasting your time with the "Your papers, please" argument. Every day in America people have to show IDs. Look at what you have to do to get on an airplane. You have to show an ID to buy alcohol, unless you look as old as I do. How about that process for buying firearms? Do you need an ID for that? Walmart wants you to show an ID to buy a pocketknife, but I think that I complained about that a couple of weeks ago. So, let's stop acting like only immigrants get asked for ID. Just as a closing shot, since more than half of ICE agents are Hispanic, should we have them say "Your papers, please" in Spanish?  Would that placate leftists?

Have you ever encountered a driver's license checkpoint on a highway? Police set up a roadblock and check licenses. They check everybody driving by the checkpoint. If you don't have a valid license, you usually will win a free traffic citation. If your license plate is expired, you are also a winner. 

But the police don't just write tickets for license violations. They catch people who are violating or have violated other laws. Just because it is a driver's license checkpoint doesn't mean that other violators walk away free. If you have outstanding warrants or are intoxicated, you will win a free ride to the local incarceration facility or jail, if you like little words.

Just because it is a license checkpoint doesn't mean that you won't be charged for violating other laws. If you have a bale of weed in the backseat or point a firearm at the officer, you won't be heading home for a while. Just because it is a license check doesn't mean that law enforcement officers are going to let you get away with any other violations. For example, if you have five new big screen televisions in the back seat, you are going to be late for dinner. 

Should we have the police just ignore all of the other crimes because it is a driver's license check? Of course not. If a guy has a stolen firearm, should we ignore the murder he committed? 

This practice has been going on for as long as I can remember. It's only a problem now because the leftists are worried that they are going to lose their low-cost lawn guy or their underpaid house cleaner. This whole situation is caused by the pursuit of cheap labor. After slavery ended in 1865, we brought in immigrants from Europe and China to do the dirty work at low wages. Today, the left depends on illegal immigrants to do the dirty work.

Liberals want to employ illegal immigrants so that they can feel better about themselves and have stories to share with their other leftist lawbreaker friends. They need to find another way to feel better.

Sunday Morning Moans and Groans

 Ilhan Omar's husband had his net worth jump $30 million in the last couple of years. He must have invested in Minne-Somalia daycare centers or transportation companies.

Stephen Miller said that the White House is looking into sending 1500 soldiers to Minneapolis. That's not enough. The rioters in Minneapolis need to be met with overwhelming force. Send an entire Army division. Declare martial law, impose a curfew, jail the violators, put a general in place as the military governor. Jail the governor and the Minneapolis mayor for inciting a riot. We need overwhelming force to restore order. Lincoln didn't send a regiment to Virginia; he sent an army. It's the same situation, different state. Put me down for being a believer in "overwhelming force". Long term, it saves lives.

The Minneapolis police have not made a single arrest of a rioter. Why not? Is rioting legal in Minneapolis? Or has the mayor/lead liar Jacob Frey ordered them not to arrest rioters?

Why haven't we seen the videos from the cellphone camera of the bull dyke who taunted ICE officers as her lesbian lover tried to make a getaway after being ordered out of the car? I think that screaming "Drive Baby Drive!" might make Butch an accomplice.

In her first day in office, the new governor of Virginia rescinded the previous governor's executive order directing law enforcement to cooperate with ICE. Pardon me while I feign surprise. Is there anything dumber than a liberal, female Democrat?

Kameltoe Harris and her husband bought an $8 million oceanfront home in Malibu. They must have forgotten all that leftist environmental BS about the oceans rising. She should have bought a home in Martha's Vineyard near the Obamas, instead. They could spend their afternoons together, sitting on the beach watching polar bears float by as the polar icecaps melt. Oh wait! That's not happening. 

If you still have a copy of Al Gore's book, you can use the pages to start a fire. If you still think that fire might melt the polar icecaps, line your cat's litter box with the pages instead.

NBC is running commercials urging people to celebrate MLK Day by watching the four basketball games they are broadcasting. Stereotype much, guys? If they had lined up KFC or Bojangles to sponsor the games, the racism would be complete.

I am tired of hearing dumbass liberals talk about people "being disappeared". In addition to being completely false, it is bad grammar.

Continuing my rant about grammar, I used to work with a waitress who used to talk about "conversating" with someone. It goes without saying that she was a Yankee from Pennsylvania.

In 1961-1962 we lived on MacDill AFB in Tampa. It seemed like half of the guys on base wore flight jackets with Thule Air Base emblazoned on them. Just for the record, that was in Greenland. During that time, we had more than 6,000 people stationed there. That was probably a large percentage of the total population of Greenland at that time. Now, it's a Space Force base with less than 200 people. What's the point of all of this? Everybody is acting like Trump just discovered Greenland as some sort of a plot. We have been there since 1941. We actually had claims on that territory before that. We gave up those claims to buy the Virgin Islands from Denmark in 1917. I guess the Danes have tried to claim everywhere the Vikings visited. Call when you have news!

                                                             

Elmer Fraud??

 

Stinking Thinking or Thoughtless Thursday?

OB-GYN Dr. Nisha Verma testified before Congress the other day as an expert. She was unable to answer a question posed by Sen. Josh Hawley about whether a not a man can get pregnant. It's a yes or no question that a "medical professional" should have been able to answer. She needs to lose her medical license. If you are going to a doctor who believes that men can get pregnant, change doctors today!

The good news is that there's never been a guy my age or any age who got pregnant. The bad news is that we have Supreme Court justices who obviously failed tenth grade biology.

Listening to the Supreme Court debate the Idaho and West Virginia cases on boys in girls' sports reinforced my belief that Ketanji Brown-Jackson is unfit to even be a judge in traffic court in Podunk, USA. If you cannot define what a "woman" is, you are unfit to be a public official. Statistics show that women are more than half of the population, but liberals can't tell you what a woman is. WOW!!

I have watched enough of the lunacy and the insurrection in Minnesota. Trump needs to declare martial law in Minnesota and send the 101st Airborne Division to Minneapolis to restore civil order. Put a general in charge of Minnesota, impose a dusk to dawn curfew, arrest anyone who interferes with ICE agents, and use deadly force to respond to anyone using vehicles to attack federal agents. They have they that big stadium in downtown Minneapolis to use as a holding facility for those arrested. Let's fill that up!!

Wait! I forgot the most important part. Arrest Governor Walz and Mayor Frey and charge them with inciting an insurrection. Send them to a jail in South Carolina to await trial.

There is a news report that women in Minnesota are shaving their balls in protest of ICE actions.

Monday Morning Meanness, Madness and Minneapolis, Minnesota

 Mayor Jacob Frey of Minneapolis is a product of a culture that failed to discipline their children, and it shows. Beyond that he's a liberal liar. He claimed that Minneapolis has only had two shootings this year but failed to acknowledge that it was only January 8 when he made that observation. He is unable to acknowledge the existence and supremacy of federal law on immigration. He called the ICE agent who shot the lesbian "legal observer" a "murderer" before the investigation was even completed. If this guy Frey was a dog, we would have put him down by now.

What exactly is a "legal observer"? What kind of training do they get? Are they licensed? Most importantly, who is paying these "legal observers"? A pair of lesbians and a child moved from Missouri to Minneapolis so that the two alleged adults could work as "legal observers". How much are these folks getting paid? Is this income being reported? Are withholding taxes being paid? How about Social Security taxes? Who is their employer?

Governor Wimpy Walz wants to have his police work with the FBI to determine if the ICE shooting was justifiable. Sorry, Timbo, but your guys have missed billions of dollars in fraud involved in government grants to daycare facilities. You need to spend some time at "learing" centers before you are ready to handle anything else.

Back at the "legal observer" thing. These clowns aren't "observing" anything. Ther are interfering with federal law enforcement agents trying to enforce federal immigration laws. There is a process for changing federal laws and this is not it. 

Let's try to see if this "legal observer" idea would be allowed in other situations not involving ICE and see what would happen. If an FBI SWAT team showed up for a raid and someone blocked their way by parking an SUV in the road, is that allowed? How long do you think that shit would be tolerated?  Start blowing whistles at DEA agents on a raid and see what happens. Do ATF agents have to clear their actions with "legal observers"?  

If you think that you are a "legal observer" or believe in the concept of "legal observers", here's a test. Go to South Carolina or Georgia. Drive up and down the highway until you see a South Carolina State Trooper or a Georgia State Trooper pull over a motorist. Stop your car and get out and try to get between the motorist and the state trooper. Blow a whistle, beat a drum, yell and scream obscenities. Take pictures with your smart phone. Call the trooper names. Throw things at the trooper. Get in his face and call him names. When it is all over, call me from the hospital or jail and let me know how that went for you. 

ICE agents need to file suits against demonstrators and their states and cities for allowing demonstrators to injure them and preventing them from doing their jobs. The federal government needs to file suits against these states and cities, as well. These clowns always want to sue the federal government, let's turn the tables. 

The real problem is that liberals are all afraid that they are losing their preferred underclass of people. The entire existence of liberals depends on the existence an underclass of people who libs can "help" by employing them to do their house cleaning or yardwork. They then tell all of their friends how they "help" poor people. Blacks have outgrown the underclass model of the last 200 years, so liberals are now importing brown people to fill that role.

Memo to DJT: Get the IRS working on the money flow to "legal observers" and paid demonstrators.

New Year, New Gripes

I tried to watch the New Years Special on The Five this evening on Fox News. I watched about ten minutes. They would have done better just showing a rerun of a real episode.

Speaking of The Five, I can only assume that Jessica Tarlov is an affirmative action hire. I can't believe that she found a man to father a child. 

CNN is so busy attacking the young man who exposed the Minnesota daycare disaster that they have neglected to actually check into the story. Apparently. at CNN, they are trying to boost their share of the news market in Mogadishu.

The college football playoffs are beginning to look like the NCAA basketball tournament. That roundball crap seems to go on for months. I will watch a basketball game when they start calling "traveling" and "palming the ball" again. When a guy runs the length of the court and only dribbles the ball three times, something is wrong. Somewhere, James Naismith is rolling over in his grave and screaming, "What have they done to my game?"

The only thing worse than the college football playoffs is the NFL and the seemingly never-ending journey to the Super Bore. There is a lot of controversy at the Super Bore with the choice of some alleged singer called "Bad Bunny" for the halftime show. When the halftime show is getting all of the attention, you know that it is going to be a horseshit game. They say that Bad Bunny will perform in Spanish. So, halftime will look like the beer commercials. As far as I can tell, the only good news about the Super Bore this year is that Taylor Swift's team won't be playing. 

I bought a bunch of tents at the after Christmas sales. I am headed to New York City next week to get in on the ground floor of the new "Tent City" craze now that Mamdani is mayor. I am hoping that I won't be too late for the sales rush.

Jack "Jerk" Smith is the new standard for arrogant liberal prick. Jerk claimed that he would treat both Republicans and Democrats the same as he treated Trump. The only problem is that he never has done that. Jerk hates conservatives. Jerk pursued the charges against Trump for classified documents without ever acknowledging that the law allows the President to declassify any documents. Trump's DOJ needs to charge Jerk Smith with attempting to overthrow the government. I will be happy to serve on that jury.

How about that daycare operator in Minnesota who claimed that someone broke into his daycare and stole his records and checkbook the day after they were subpoenaed? Only in a Democrat run town?? Someone needs to tell him that the bank has copies of all those checks. That guy's story sucks so badly that even the Minneapolis police don't believe him.

Before all of this is over, some Somali daycare operator will claim that George Floyd worked for him. 

I hate to admit that I am wrong, so this next statement is difficult. Tim Walz is an even bigger loser than I had previously claimed. I can't believe that I was so wrong in underestimating his level of stupidity and incompetence. Say it ain't so, Tim!! 

If only we had elected Tim, Spiro Agnew could have lost his status as the only Vice President forced to resign.