Finally Friday?

 Are you familiar with the old expression "From bad to worse"? Evidently that is the state motto of Minnesota or Minne-Somalia, you pick. There's a story in the news that Sen. Amy Klobuchar is getting ready to announce that she will run for governor this year. She may be the only woman in Minnesota more incompetent than the current Governor. 

Back in November, the Democrats ended their government shutdown. Now, we are sitting here less than ten days from the next potential shutdown and there is still no spending bill. You just can't define incompetence without referring to Congress. We should have locked their asses into the building and not let them out until they passed a bill. Instead, they have taken off for weekends and holidays while no bill has been passed. An eight-year-old boy with Attention Deficit Disorder and a room full of video games, has an attention span longer than that of Congress. Let's handcuff them to their desks!!

Jack Smith's testimony in Congress proved what most of us have known for a few years. If medical science ever studies Trump Derangement Syndrome and how it grew to infect half of the world's population, Jack Smith will be Patient # 0. He will be like the gay guy who got the first case of AIDS and started the spread. Jack's done the same thing with TDS, but it was a quicker spread because liberals were begging him for exposure to the disease. 

Is Jack Smith really Barney Fife's even more incompetent twin? Did Merrick Garland and/or Joe Biden call Jack Smith imploring him to "nip it in the bud?" 

Joe Biden got 16 million more votes in 2020 than Hillary Clinton got in 2016. So naturally, Jack Smith thinks that Trump interfered with the election. Joe Biden had classified documents in his garage that he had illegally removed from a SCIF when he was a Senator before 2009. So, Smith raided Trump's home for documents that Trump actually had the legal authority to possess. This is but the beginning of the evidence for Jerk Smith being Patient #0 of TDS.

The Democrats on the committee hearing today included the Georgia Genius, Rep. Hank Johnson. He is the Congressman who at a public hearing a few years ago, asked if the military was concerned about the island of Guam tipping over if we put too many service members on it. Who keeps voting for anybody that stupid? Hank Johnson is the stupid of legends. Some day in the future, at his funeral, someone will tell that story. See Hank's genius for yourself here. Guam will Capsize and Tip Over into the ocean Hank Johnson 

There is a winter storm forecast for most of the nation this weekend. At one point in life, I might have bought a big 4-wheel drive vehicle to slop though the snow with this weekend, but we bought a whole house generator a few years ago instead. The generator has brought me more nice days. We have already experienced enough power failures to justify the generator, but I will still sleep better this weekend knowing that I don't have to worry about the power going out. I won't tell you that I am skeptical of weather forecasts, but I don't bother looking at the Weather Channel. I just send the dog outside and see if she comes back dry, wet or snow covered.

Greasy Gavin Newsome went to Davos to put down Donald Trump. How did that work out for you, Greasy? Greasy hustling knee pads was not his best look. At least, I didn't think so, but who knows what Macron and the French thought?

Was Macron doing a Joe Biden impression with the aviators' sunglasses and the incoherent babbling?

A federal magistrate in Minneapolis would not issue warrant for the arrest of the Famous Faggot Don Lemon for crashing that church service in Minneapolis Sunday. The DOJ needs to take that one to a federal grand jury. If not, maybe Don will drive his car towards an ICE agent.

Finally on Friday, after Ilhan Omar and her husband/brother's net worth jumped $30 million in a year, Glenn Turner has come back from the dead to see if they are interested in buying into Koscot Interplanetary. GO! GO! GO!