Eyewitless Wednesday Wit and Wisdom

 I don't believe in the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy or "moderate" Democrats. Abigail Spanberger spent the last year claiming that she was a "moderate" Democrat and then an hour after being sworn in, she told Virginia law enforcement agencies not to cooperate with ICE. Apparently, Joe Stalin was also a "moderate" dictator Democrat.

Spanberger wants to place an 11% tax on firearms and ammunition. That "whoosh" sound she is hearing right now is the sound of guns and ammo racing out of gun stores in Virginia. Everybody is buying a four-year supply.

I live about fifteen miles from the Virginia state line. You can smell the Democratic Party corruption from the front yard.

Why can Letitia James claim that a home that she doesn't actually live in and is hundreds of miles away from New York is her "primary residence"? How does Eric Swalwell have two homes that are each his "primary residence" on opposite sides of the nation? Can citizens who do not hold elected office get away with this? Of course not!

If ordinary citizens get arrested for a crime, can we be let off without a trial because we claim that Trump hates us? 

Just as a word of caution to the Minne-Somalia maniacs who decided to invade a church service and disrupt it; that shit isn't going to fly everywhere. Check with Sheriff Grady Judd if you don't believe me. You should only try that kind of protest in states governed by liberal pussies. For further clarification, listen to "Try that in a Small Town" by Jason Aldean.

ICE is arresting illegal immigrants all across Minnesota, yet there are only riots in Minne-Somalia and St. Paul. Wonder what this means? Do the Trump haters only pay people in large cities to riot, protest and invade churches? 

Do people who are getting paid to protest in Minne-Somalia report this income? If indicted, will they do like Letitia James and claim that this is "retribution"?

Gruesome Greasy Gavin Newsome took his schtick to the World Economic Forum in Davos this week. Rather than talk about what a great economy California has, he told the world leaders, “I can’t take this complicity, people rolling over. I should have brought a bunch of kneepads for all the world leaders.” If he could stop bashing the United States and Trump for a couple of minutes, maybe somebody there would listen. The world leaders understand the power that Trump has; Greasy Gavin does not.

There are television ads running now asking that we call Congress and tell them to finish construction on "offshore generators". Those are "windmills" in ordinary language. "Offshore Generators"/windmills are expensive and will never generate enough clean power to offset the damage done by their production and operation. There is obviously some link between "offshore generators" and whales washing up on the beaches nearby. The same folks pushing windmills were screaming "Save the whales" a few years ago. Like electric cars and solar panels on your house, windmills don't do what we were promised they would do. Pack it in, guys!