Sunday Slams and Slander?

Is there anybody on the planet more out of touch with reality than a federal district court judge? We need to replace their lifetime jobs with thirty-day terms. 

I saw Marlo Thomas in a commercial for St. Judes Children's Hospital. They do great work there. Having said that, Marlo needs to get a good personal injury attorney to sue her plastic surgeon about her face job. Wrinkles would look better.

There is some Internet "News" operation called "Slingshot News". It's probably some guy in his parents' basement or a Democrat in the Capitol building. Truth in Labeling laws should compel him to change the name of his operation to "Slingshit News". Maybe he just misspelled it? 

I saw on the television news a story about a child learning center in Minnesota that has received more than four million of your tax dollars in the last two years. An independent investigative reporter could find no evidence of any activity there during regular business hours. I think that the tip off for him was when the sign on the building described it as a "Learing" Center.  If you guessed that the one person who came to the door to speak to the reporter appeared to be from a foreign country, you are correct.

Billions of dollars in fraud are happening in Minnesota and on Saturday Gov. Tim Walz posted a picture of his cat on Facebook with the comment "Happy Caturday". There are no reports of how many recipes were posted in the comments by Haitian immigrants.

There is a bill before the Minnesota state legislature to change the name of the state to "Minnesomalia". I think that is the name of Tim Walz' cat. Wait! I am not going to say anything else bad about Walz and his cat as a friend claims that cat is the only pussy that Walz ever had.

My attempt to get federal government funding for the first annual "Random Moments of Lunacy Bowl" football game in historic Caswell County was denied because I submitted the request written in English. That and I was asking for less than a million dollars.

Trump Derangement Syndrome has reached a peak in California. Democrats there are pressuring Disney to change Donald Duck's name to Barack Duck. They also want his bill to be black.

Just in case you were wondering, I am one of the 872 men in America who did not have their picture taken with Jeffrey Epstein or Ghislaine Maxwell. The United States Congress is going to end up regretting the day they passed that stupid bill mandating the release of all those documents and pictures. The only people who actually care about this work in politics or the media. The rest of us are tired of the story. Believe it or not, we have all known a pervert. We may not have known it, but we knew one.

It's a shame that Americans and the television networks weren't as interested in the deaths of Mary Jo Kopechne or Marilyn Monroe as they are in the life and death of Epstein. Mary Jo may not have drowned. Marilyn may not have killed herself. There's evidence that both slept with politicians.

Epstein could have avoided all of those legal issues if he had just declared himself to be an undocumented immigrant. All the charges would have been dropped. Federal District Court judges would have been lining up to free Epstein and nominate him for sainthood. 

If you don't believe the preceding statements, why isn't the government talking about all of the unaccompanied minor children who came to this country? Everything you need to know about this was in a case where an illegal immigrant was charged with having sex with a thirteen-year-old girl. His defense was "I thought that she was fourteen." There's another believer in the "If they are old enough to bleed, they are old enough to breed" school of thought. Let's have a conversation about that whole "cultural differences" thing.

Victor Davis Hanson points out that we have gone from using the term "illegal aliens" to "illegal immigrants" to "undocumented immigrants" to "immigrants" to "migrants" in an attempt to change the whole conversation. So, if you lost your job to an "illegal immigrant", don't sweat it. They are just "migrants" now. That's the same way that a "murderer" becomes a "Hastened Death Facilitator".

We will be a better nation with a more informed electorate when the news media decides to develop an interest in how so many politicians become millionaires. Especially how the Socialists like Bernie Sanders became rich. If only Sanders had been filmed with Epstein, they might be paying attention.