A Belated Festivus??

 I missed the big Festivus celebration yesterday. I mentioned this to my beloved and then had to explain the Festivus celebration. When I started to explain the Festivus tradition of "The airing of Grievances", she suggested that maybe everyday was Festivus for me. 

So, early on Christmas Eve I am going to get my list of grievances out of the way. Since I don't actually know anyone who celebrates Festivus, this should easily work out. Here we go.

1. Put your frigging phone away! Let's talk without you continually checking to see if someone more interesting is trying to contact you. Rest assured, there aren't many people who are more interesting.

2. Democrats need to just shut up about Trump and let him govern. You guys spent four years telling us that an old braindead vegetable named Biden was actually a functioning genius. In reality, Biden was a mannequin with a cabbage for a head. His handlers would not put him anywhere near a jar of mayonnaise for the fear that someone would make coleslaw out of Joe.

3. If you don't believe in the power of Festivus, Hunter Biden surfaced yesterday in an interview where he spent five hours trashing Dad and Democrats. It's a Festivus miracle!! 

4. Political corruption is a way of life in a lot of African and Asian countries. Why are we surprised when they come to America and start ripping off the taxpayers? Know any Somalis in Minnesota? I don't know anything about those government feeding programs, but I am fluent in food service. I can assure you that nobody served 5000 meals a day out of those Minnesota restaurants pictured in the news. 

5. Wait!! I am sorry, but I left South America out of the corruption listings. Those countries are included in the list of nations where political change happens when one colonel walks up behind another colonel and shoots him. You have to admit, it's cheaper than an election!! So, naturally enough we want a few million from those countries.

6.When you bring in ten to twenty million illegal immigrants in less than four years, you have decided to have food, housing, educational, medical and social service shortages. Nothing like increased demand for a fixed amount of products to drive up the cost of those items. "Expert Economist" is obviously some kind of oxymoron

7. I am tired of college football and the alleged "student-athletes". Those guys are all being paid. The only "student-athletes" left are in middle school sports.

8. I am tired of ministers, rabbis, priests or whatever they call them in your religion advocating for illegal immigrants. If laws don't matter, why do we have Ten Commandments? 

9. Memo to the ministers and others mentioned above: Who is going to help people after you finish destroying our nation with all of these illegals? 

10. We may have wasted more than 600,000 lives in the Civil War only to have Democrats trying to destroy the nation again today.