One-liners and more

 Hunter Biden came out against illegal immigration in a televised interview just before Christmas. This is why Republicans still believe in Santa Claus.

Does Hunter 's latest statement mean that he's not servicing Jill anymore?

Tyler Robinson, the killer of Charlie Kirk, is trying to have the entire team of prosecutors dismissed because they received text messages about the murder before they were on the prosecution team. Why don't Robinson's lawyers just try to prove that the son of a bitch didn't do it??

Robinson was in a relationship with a man trying to transition to a woman. Is that only a temporary homosexual relationship? I am sure that I don't understand that. If I were his lawyer, I might go with the insanity defense.

Let's not forget Luigi Mangione. New York should convict him and hang that piece of crap in Times Square. Police in Altoona should have shot him when they found the pistol magazine wrapped in a pair of wet underwear in his backpack.

Mangione and Robinson are walking ads for capital punishment. Also, for birth control. Somewhere, there are a couple of fathers who wished that they had just jerked off on that night, instead.

Churches who are redoing their Nativity scenes to support illegal immigration need to go back and read their Bibles again. Or maybe for the first time?

Gasoline at Sam's was $2.26 a gallon the other day in Danville, Virginia. In California, gas is between $5 and $6 a gallon. Remember that when Greasy Gavin runs for President. 

A consultant is a guy who knows one thousand ways to make love but doesn't know any women.

Thanks to Elon Musk and the Tesla Cyber Truck for knocking the 1975 AMC Pacer out of first place in the "Ugliest Vehicle Ever Made" competition.

The Cyber Truck is so ugly, that if were a gas-powered vehicle, it would have to sneak up on a gas pump to fill up.

Democrats are in danger of overdosing on the pictures of Bill Clinton in the Jeffrey Epstein photo collections.

Did they take pictures of Epstein with Michael Jackson because Epstein didn't know any real black pedophiles?

Why don't we ever see anything about female pedophiles on the news? 

Why are taxpayer funded universities giving scholarships to guys who make thousands, if not millions of dollars in NIL money? Colleges are just subsidizing a minor league pro football team.

Let's impeach Judge Boasberg first.

How badly does the business environment suck in California? Valero is spending about $1.1 billion to close their California refinery and leave the "Golden State".

This is the time of the year when Sen. Richard Blumenthal (D) likes to talk about his military service. He used to claim that he had been in Vietnam. It turned out that he ran the Toys for Tots drive in Washington, DC. Today, he would be safer in Vietnam than DC.

Since Dims are all excited about pedophiles, let's have them release Ashley Biden's diary where she wrote about showering with her father. The FBI had to recover her diary after she left it in a halfway house somewhere in the rehab process. They didn't put the FBI on the case because it mentioned some guy named Biff.

Why didn't Conan O'Brien just call the police when Rob Reiner's son Nick, caused a big disturbance at that Christmas party? 

Memo to self: Don't go to a Christmas party in California.