Foul Mouthed Friday?

Jussica Tarlov on The Five on the Fox News Network has caused the folks who write the English-Profanity Dictionary to redefine "Cunt".

 Nothing in history has ever been the fault of the Democratic Party. That's their story and they are sticking with it.

If Democrats are correct, they will all see Donald Trump again when they arrive in Hell. Safe travels, fellows!!

In nearby Randolph County, North Carolina the Public Library Board of Trustees voted 5-2 in October to keep a book about a transgender boy titled, "Call Me Max" on the library shelves. Last week on December 8, the Randolph Couty Board of Commissioners voted 3-2 to remove the Board of Trustees. There's a lesson in there for anyone interested in learning. Voters talk; trustees walk!

The whole transgender thing is a plot by drug companies and doctors.  What happened in our country that caused a massive outbreak suddenly in people who claimed that they were transgender?  What happened is that doctors and drug companies realized how much money that could make by performing life altering surgeries that would cause people to have to take expensive medications for the rest of their lives. Boys have given up doing things that would irritate their parents and instead are claiming that they have decided that they are really girls. Things like this are making parents wish that they had just watched a movie instead on the night that their child was conceived.

What kind of horseshit parent thinks that a six-year-old is qualified to make a decision that will mutilate them physically, compel them to a lifetime of expensive drugs and which they may regret before reaching adulthood. If your kid tells you that they want to be a Marine, do you ship them off to Parris Island for boot camp at age six?

Just to question the whole process here, if your child comes to you and says that they "identify" as an amputee, are you going to let them have a leg removed? Of course not, but sexual organs are okay to remove? If you believe that, your child is not the only one who needs professional mental help.

When I was a kid, the teacher's pet was either the smartest kid in the class or the kid who was the biggest brown noser. Now the teacher's pet is the boy who wants to get his dick lopped off or the girls who wants her breasts cut off and to get fitted for an artificial penis. We need to end this shit! 

If you decide to host a Christmas party and have everyone bring some kind of dish, don't invite Kameltoe Harris. All she will bring is that damned special recipe word salad. Well, that and one of those gallon boxes of cheap wine. And she is only bringing one glass.

It's been six days, and we haven't heard from a single student who was in that classroom at Brown University during the shooting. Are they using Maxwell Smart's Cone of Silence? Authorities will neither confirm nor deny that the shooter shouted something. Is the Providence police force really this incompetent? Before identifying a shooter, do they first have to determine whether or not he (or she) was a member of some "oppressed group"? 

There's a Keystone Cops remake being filmed at Brown University. In the background music is a loop playing "Car 54, Where Are You?" The radio is blasting "One Adam 12, See a man about some murders at Brown!" Andy has told Barney to put his bullet into his gun. 

Doing some research about the Providence police chief, I "Googled" his name and got an article about DEI hires and a picture of the Frito Bandito. But the Bandito was much taller. 

My favorite piece of asinine wisdom in the claims from Brown University is that the building was too old to have cameras. Have any of those schmucks been to or even heard of the White House? Yeah, there's more than a few cameras at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. By the way, the White House is a little more than 200 years old. I don't believe that there is a space open to the public where every square inch is not on camera. Yes Brown, you too, can install cameras in an old building.

I can't believe that with the tuition rates at Brown that every student doesn't have a personal security guard.

A few days before Christmas fifty years ago, I went to a meeting of Waffle House managers from our area. After the meeting, several of us gathered for dinner. One of the guys was telling us about how his youngest son had lost a tooth a couple of days earlier. He went into detail about how he and his wife had the boy put his tooth under his pillow for the tooth fairy. He also described the struggle to get the tooth out and put a dollar bill under the pillow without waking the boy. When he finished, one of the other guys said, "I know exactly what you are talking about." Knowing that the second guy was neither married nor had children, I asked. "How do you know anything about the tooth fairy, as you have no children." He replied, "Every night, I put a pair of women's panties under my pillow before I go to sleep." I asked the logical question, "Why?" He laughed and said, "I keep hoping that the pussy fairy will visit my house!" Fifty years later, I can still see all of those guys laughing.

Ending where I started, Fani Willis testified before a Georgia Senate committee yesterday. The cunt in question had hired a lawyer who had never tried a RICO case at a rate higher than ever paid by her office to any other lawyer. I can only assume that any man willing to ball her was entitled to the extra money. It's a moot point now, but since she claimed that the decision to prosecute Trump was hers alone, I offer this question. Why did her employee/lover/friend/ fuck buddy meet with the White House Counsel twice? Inquiring minds, and there are none in the Democratic Party or their wholly owned subsidiary, the news media, who want to know.