Friday Night Snark & More

California governor Greasy Gavin Newsome is still riding the "trans train". Somebody needs to introduce him to an actual scientist. Sorry Greasy, but the tranny train does not run to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Greasy is the only major candidate who still thinks that normal people (that means people outside of California) want boys in the girl's locker rooms.

I will be happy to lead a fund-raising drive for the first Senator or Representative who will introduce a  bill funding research into a vaccine for Trump Derangement Syndrome. Imagine the surge in Congressional productivity if they stopped wasting time trashing Trump. It's time to cure TDS!

Since most congressional Democrats seem to be talking out of their asses, let's require a mask on their ass to "slow the spread" of TDS. Following the lead of Dr. Fauci, let's require that they stay 10 feet away from each other to "slow the spread" of TDS. Only one can ride the elevator at a time. That would get Congress into better physical condition as they would have to take the stairs.

Joy Reid claims that "Jingle Bells" is "racist". This is because when it was written in the 1850's, it was performed by minstrels who sometimes used blackface. It started in that hotbed of old South racism, Boston, Massachusetts. Someone needs to break the news to Joyless Reid that the Star-Spangled Banner shares the tune of an old British drinking song. No word on the blackface on that one.

Last week I turned my phone off to avoid Penn State's search for a head football coach. Now, I am dodging the desperate people at the University of Michigan. Just as a side note, how does a guy coaching a college team with more than 100 players on the roster have the time for an affair? The guy they fired has a bright future. All that he needs to do is to start teaching time management classes!!

Judge Bozo Boasberg in Washington, DC is making a strong case for a single 5-year term for federal judges. What's the difference between God and a federal judge? God doesn't wake up in the morning thinking that he's a federal judge.

Representative Al Green of Texas needs to be tested for rabies or distemper. He is redefining "one trick pony" as all he wants to do is impeach Donald Trump. 

Sen. Elissa Slotkin was an analyst with the CIA before becoming the Mindless Michigan Moron in the Senate. This helps explain why the CIA is wrong so often.

There are days that I just can't turn on the news. I just get tired of hearing the same shit over and over and over. Donald Trump has been in office for a little less than eleven months. He was elected to a four-year term. He's got a little over three years left. We have seen more of Donald Trump on television this year than we saw of Joe Biden in four years. People in the news media are causing me to question the value of the First Amendment as they spend their time telling lies, half-truths and blatant falsehoods. If those folks want to know why their ratings suck, it's because nobody wants to hear all of their lies. Throw me a bone, guys! Try for a little balance or at least throw in some facts. I am not at all interested in your opinions. Got any questions?