Turkey Day Taunts

 If Donald Trump announces tomorrow that there has been a cure found for cancer, Democrats will introduce a bill condemning Trump for putting cancer doctors out of work.

Six Democraps have made statements telling military personnel that they should not obey "illegal orders". They presented exactly zero evidence that any "illegal orders" have been issued by anyone. An example of an "illegal order" would be anything that a Representative or a Senator tells them to do. Senators and Representatives are not in the chain of command.

Sen. Mark Kelly should be compelled to participate in a study of brain damage caused by too much time in space. His appearance on Jimmy Kimmel's show confirms that he cannot be taken seriously. Kimmel and Kelly? They are one "K" short.

Wait! I may have found the missing "K". I see that Ken Burns is now doing for the American Revolution what he previously did for the Civil War, baseball and country music. Ken's "work" is just one more reason for the Congress to completely defund PBS. Ken isn't an historian; he specializes in alternative histories. Burns' next project is rumored to be a documentary on the outcome of a fight between Superman and Batman. 

Yesterday, two West Virginia National Guardsmen were shot by an Afghan refugee in Washington, DC. The assailant was wounded in the gunfight. We need to deport this useless piece of shit as soon as he is well enough to move. Let's save all of the legal battles and just drop his ass out of the bomb bay of a B-52 over Afghanistan. Wrap him in a large banner that says, "Return to Sender". Playing the Elvis hit is optional.

The leftist buffoons at "MSNOW or NEVER" are trying to claim that Donald Trump is showing signs of dementia. Those at "MSNOW or NEVER" should check a mirror for their own symptoms before trying to diagnose Trump. These folks were all missing in action when Biden was President. Call me when Trump can't get up the stairs on Air Force One or shits in the White House hallway and blames it on the dog.

For all of the "celebrities" who keep threatening to leave the country if Trump keeps breathing, I have six words. Delta is ready when you are!!