Monday Moans and Meaness?

 Eric Swalwell is more than run of the mill stupid. He's that special kind of stupid that people always talk about in whispers. My wife says that I have absolutely no concept of "whisper", so we are starting from there. Swalwell wants every Democratic presidential candidate to promise to take a wrecking ball to the ballroom that Trump is building at the White House. I can't believe that he stopped balling that Chinese spy long enough to check the news and find out about the ballroom. 

We claim to be the greatest nation on earth, but if you come to a large dinner at the White House, it's held in a tent out in the back yard. It must be a little tough to eat with the odors wafting into the tent from the Porta-Jons out back. Yet Swalwell thinks that is a better look for our country than a $275 million ballroom paid for by private funds. Maybe Eric should get an opinion from his Chinese spy/whore? It won't help. Democrats don't understand "private" funding. They believe that taxpayers must pay for everything.

In 1957, President Eisenhower sent the 101st Airborne to Little Rock to enforce a Supreme Court decision about school integration when the state refused to do that. In Chicago, the mayor doesn't want to allow ICE to enforce federal immigration laws in the city. Trump needs to send an army division to Chicago to enforce federal laws. If the mayor objects, jail his ass first!! Leave room in that cell for Governor Prickster.

I can't be the only guy in the country who thinks that we are on the cusp of the Second Civil War in the United States. Only this time, all of the roles are reversed.

The northern states are all screaming about "states' rights". Have any of these schmucks actually read a US history book? The southern states claiming that they had special "states' rights" was the cause of the first Civil War.  More than 150 years ago, it was Yankees criticizing slavery and today those same states have their own version of slavery and indentured servants with the illegal aliens flooding the nation. Listen to Nancy Pelosi talk about how we need "those people" to pick our crops, clean our homes and take care of our children. Nancy Pelosi is just Scarlett O'Hara with massive breast implants and a drinking problem.

Yankees were opposed to slavery 160 years ago but today they are okay with paying illegal immigrants less than minimum wage to do Nancy's dirty work. I am going to need an explanation of this concept because it sure sounds a lot like the slavery that O'Hara Pelosi practiced at Tara. Apparently, they moved Tara to San Fransico.

Is Gavin Newsome going to attack a US fort in his state like South Carolina did to start the first Civil War? Will it be Camp Pendleton? Somebody needs to tell Greasy not to start with the Marine base. Is Governor Greasy going to raise an army to keep California, Oregon and Washington as "immigrant owning states"? California, Oregon and Washington will form the COW Republic. If I have to explain the COW thing, log off now.

The northern states have a better deal with immigrants than we do. When the courts decided that illegals should be counted in the census, they decided that states with lots of illegals would have more representation than those states with fewer illegals. The states get more Federal money with more illegals. It's not enough to cover what it actually costs to keep them up, but they don't care. If they want all of those illegals in California, they are going to need another gold rush. 

Should the feds have gone with the old counting slaves as 3/5 of a person technique used before the Civil War concept and done that with illegals? Maybe that would slow the demand for illegals in Chicago.  It's hard to believe that the "Land of Lincoln" is one of the states leading the charge for modern slavery in the United States. 

Good News!! That's all for today!!