Wednesday Wonders and Blunders

 The American Automobile Association has released the results of a poll where Alec Baldwin was voted the man least likely to be invited to join a carpool.

Newsweek has been a second-rate magazine as far back as I can remember. Incredibly enough, they have pulled off a minor miracle and are now a third-rate magazine. I would rather read a sixty-year-old Weekly Reader from my school days than even look at a picture of Newsweek. 

An opinion piece in Newsweek proclaimed, "The Shutdown is Going Better Than Democrats Expected." They must have had incredibly low expectations.

Governor JB Prickster of Illinois continues to wow us with his massive intellect weight. He claims that Border Patrol agents could be charged with crimes after Trump is no longer president. Prickster is obviously some kind of massive mental midget. Make no mistake about it, Trump is President because you dumb bastards in the Democratic party thought that you could prosecute him until he gave up running for President. If you think that you will prosecute Border Patrol agents and live to tell about it, there's a strong possibility that you are wrong. Wrong again, Jocko Botsi!!

Update!! The AAA has issued a warning for hitchhikers to avoid getting into a car with Alec Baldwin driving. It would be better to catch a ride with the garbage truck.

Speaking of garbage trucks, I will post a piece praising the first reporter who has the stones to ask Alec Baldwin how the garbage truck involved in his accident compared to Trump's garbage truck from the campaign. Is Trump's garbage truck bigger than Baldwin's garbage truck? Did Trump's garbage truck have features that Baldwin's truck lacked? Was Baldwin's garbage truck on the way to a shooting range? Details, we want details!!

My first real job was as a drink vendor at Tampa Stadium for football games. If elected, Zohran Mamdani's first real job will be the mayor of America's largest city. If you are a New Yorker, I will go ahead and break it to you. There's trouble ahead!!

The assistant manager at your favorite local fast-food establishment has had more management training than Zohran Mamdani has experienced. Mamadi can't even spit out, "Do you want fries with that?"

Moving companies and U-Haul are all excited by the surge in business coming if Mamdani is elected. Real estate prices in Florida are soaring in anticipation of the surge of Yankees headed south.

A group of Dimocratic congressional representatives protested at the Speaker of the House's office today.  When your elected congressional representative shows up with professionally printed protest signs, you are tipping off the rest of us that this is a manufactured issue. 

Joe Biden was President for four years, why weren't Dims screaming for Epstein file releases then?

Latitia James needs to read the handwriting on the wall. Letting your criminal relative live rent free in your "investment property" was probably not a good idea.

I am not a big believer in polls, but if we polled Americans about Jack Smith's future, the prevailing sentiment would be that he needs to be prosecuted for trying to overthrow the government.

Rather than deny that he broke the law, James Comey claims that the US Attorney was not legally employed. Comey lost any shred of credibility when he "found" those seashells arranged to say, "86 47".

It's time to start removing federal judges! Congress needs to start impeachment procedures, today.